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Clips from 30 Rock - When It Rains, It Pours (S05E05)

TV Series 2006 Season 5, Episode 2 ★ 7.3/10 (12 ratings) 457 clips
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Pilot 1 1
The Aftermath 1 2
Blind Date 1 3
Jack the Writer 1 4
Jack-Tor 1 5
Jack Meets Dennis 1 6
Tracy Does Conan 1 7
The Break-Up 1 8
The Baby Show 1 9
The Rural Juror 1 10
The Head and the Hair 1 11
Black Tie 1 12
Up All Night 1 13
The C Word 1 14
Hard Ball 1 15
The Source Awards 1 16
The Fighting Irish 1 17
Fireworks 1 18
Corporate Crush 1 19
Cleveland 1 20
Hiatus 1 21
SeinfeldVision 2 1
Jack Gets in the Game 2 2
The Collection 2 3
Rosemary's Baby 2 4
Greenzo 2 5
Somebody to Love 2 6
Cougars 2 7
Secrets and Lies 2 8
Ludachristmas 2 9
Episode 210 2 10
MILF Island 2 11
Subway Hero 2 12
Succession 2 13
Sandwich Day 2 14
Cooter 2 15
Do-Over 3 1
Believe in the Stars 3 2
The One with the Cast of 'Night Court' 3 3
Gavin Volure 3 4
Reunion 3 5
Christmas Special 3 6
Señor Macho Solo 3 7
Flu Shot 3 8
Retreat to Move Forward 3 9
Generalissimo 3 10
St. Valentine's Day 3 11
Larry King 3 12
Goodbye, My Friend 3 13
The Funcooker 3 14
The Bubble 3 15
Apollo, Apollo 3 16
Cutbacks 3 17
Jackie Jormp-Jomp 3 18
The Ones 3 19
The Natural Order 3 20
Mamma Mia 3 21
Kidney Now! 3 22
Season 4 4 1
Into the Crevasse 4 2
Stone Mountain 4 3
Audition Day 4 4
The Problem Solvers 4 5
Sun Tea 4 6
Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 4 7
Secret Santa 4 8
Klaus and Greta 4 9
Black Light Attack! 4 10
Title Season Episode
Winter Madness 4 11
Verna 4 12
Anna Howard Shaw Day 4 13
Future Husband 4 14
Don Geiss, America and Hope 4 15
Floyd 4 16
Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter 4 17
Khonani 4 18
Argus 4 19
The Moms 4 20
Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land 4 21
I Do Do 4 22
The Fabian Strategy 5 1
When It Rains, It Pours 5 2
Let's Stay Together 5 3
Live Show 5 4
Reaganing 5 5
Gentleman's Intermission 5 6
Brooklyn Without Limits 5 7
College 5 8
Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish 5 9
Christmas Attack Zone 5 10
Mrs. Donaghy 5 11
Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning 5 12
¡Qué Sorpresa! 5 13
Double-Edged Sword 5 14
It's Never Too Late for Now 5 15
TGS Hates Women 5 16
Queen of Jordan 5 17
Plan B 5 18
I Heart Connecticut 5 19
100: Part 1 5 20
100: Part 2 5 21
Everything Sunny All the Time Always 5 22
Respawn 5 23
Dance Like Nobody's Watching 6 1
Idiots Are People Two! 6 2
Idiots Are People Three! 6 3
The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell 6 4
Today You Are a Man 6 5
Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1 6 6
The Tuxedo Begins 6 8
Leap Day 6 9
Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky 6 10
Standards and Practices 6 11
St. Patrick's Day 6 12
Grandmentor 6 13
Kidnapped by Danger 6 14
The Shower Principle 6 15
Nothing Left to Lose 6 16
Meet the Woggels! 6 17
Murphy Brown Lied to Us 6 18
Live from Studio 6H 6 19
Queen of Jordan 2: The Mystery of the Phantom Pooper 6 20
The Return of Avery Jessup 6 21
What Will Happen to the Gang Next Year? 6 22
The Beginning of the End 7 1
Governor Dunston 7 2
Stride of Pride 7 3
Unwindulax 7 4
There's No I in America 7 5
Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy 7 6
Mazel Tov, Dummies! 7 7
My Whole Life Is Thunder 7 8
Game Over 7 9
Florida 7 10
A Goon's Deed in a Weary World 7 11
Hogcock!/Last Lunch 7 12
Back that...
"Back that..."
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...mick! - Disgusting, sir.
"...mick! - Disgusting, sir."
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It's because you've always put out this negative energy.
"It's because you've always put out this negative energy."
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But now that you're with someone, you're happy and confident.
"But now that you're with someone, you're happy and confident."
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Guys can sense that.
"Guys can sense that."
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Confident, huh?
"Confident, huh?"
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Time-saver.
"Time-saver."
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Think about it, Liz.
"Think about it, Liz."
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Lemon, I am not an old dad.
"Lemon, I am not an old dad."
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Because that makes you Jack Klugman.
"Because that makes you Jack Klugman."
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Do you remember my tattoo mishap?
"Do you remember my tattoo mishap?"
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but someone slipped a note under my door to remind me.
"but someone slipped a note under my door to remind me."
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- I'm werewolfing myself. - Sure.
"- I'm werewolfing myself. - Sure."
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and locks himself into a jail?
"and locks himself into a jail?"
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I've missed the birth of both of my sons
"I've missed the birth of both of my sons"
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"Cooking a French-bread pizza" and "forgot."
""Cooking a French-bread pizza" and "forgot.""
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Grizz is guarding the other door...
"Grizz is guarding the other door..."
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And my mood ring!
"And my mood ring!"
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And good for you, Liz Lemon.
"And good for you, Liz Lemon."
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There's something about you lately.
"There's something about you lately."
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Make me want to put my feet in your mouth.
"Make me want to put my feet in your mouth."
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- Really? - Yeah.
"- Really? - Yeah."
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70, Lemon.
"70, Lemon."
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Will I ever experience the father-son bonding
"Will I ever experience the father-son bonding"
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I will be senile or dead for the better part of my child's life.
"I will be senile or dead for the better part of my child's life."
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to speak to and guide my son, even from the grave.
"to speak to and guide my son, even from the grave."
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And stand outside in a crowd like some Italian?
"And stand outside in a crowd like some Italian?"
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I don't think so.
"I don't think so."
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This is a fire drill. All NB C employees, exit to the plaz a.
"This is a fire drill. All NB C employees, exit to the plaz a."
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but the President is saying we have to go outside.
"but the President is saying we have to go outside."
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If I were a real werewolf,
"If I were a real werewolf,"
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Same rules for if I were the Hulk.
"Same rules for if I were the Hulk."
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What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?
"What's the benefit of combining break dancing and lunch?"
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Hello?
"Hello?"
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Oh, I'm gonna kill that man.
"Oh, I'm gonna kill that man."
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I am your father.
"I am your father."
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The purpose of these DVDs
"The purpose of these DVDs"
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in my absence.
"in my absence."
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I once hit a stand-up triple off Fidel Castro.
"I once hit a stand-up triple off Fidel Castro."
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I will begin with the basics.
"I will begin with the basics."
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and the blade of your katana is frosted into its scabbard...
"and the blade of your katana is frosted into its scabbard..."
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What are you guys working on?
"What are you guys working on?"
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So you play?
"So you play?"
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Civil War re-enactor.
"Civil War re-enactor."
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Death to Lincoln!
"Death to Lincoln!"
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Oh, so, a Southern gentleman.
"Oh, so, a Southern gentleman."
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Let's switch to the other deck.
"Let's switch to the other deck."
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in an Exxon station?
"in an Exxon station?"
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Your main titles, milady.
"Your main titles, milady."
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It's very authentic.
"It's very authentic."
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You know, if you wanted to cheat on Carol
"You know, if you wanted to cheat on Carol"
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Are you kidding me?
"Are you kidding me?"
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the Statue of Liberty was completed in what year?
"the Statue of Liberty was completed in what year?"
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'cause that night I was randomly attacked
"'cause that night I was randomly attacked"
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And that was 1986.
"And that was 1986."
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And a centennial is 100 years,
"And a centennial is 100 years,"
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so his death must appear to be accidental.
"so his death must appear to be accidental."
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Remember, the backflip is 90% confidence.
"Remember, the backflip is 90% confidence."
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I'm sorry, sir. I was just sweeping your terrace,
"I'm sorry, sir. I was just sweeping your terrace,"
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and my mom and her friend Ron
"and my mom and her friend Ron"
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We don't need you. So move on with your life...
"We don't need you. So move on with your life..."
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where he belongs or end...
"where he belongs or end..."
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in his death.
"in his death."
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Juggling is easier than it looks.
"Juggling is easier than it looks."
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For more, let's go to NBC's Andrea Mitchell.
"For more, let's go to NBC's Andrea Mitchell."
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Thank you, Brian.
"Thank you, Brian."
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Ritchie Tamuto, Islanders fan and role-playing slave owner.
"Ritchie Tamuto, Islanders fan and role-playing slave owner."
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Oh, reallo?
"Oh, reallo?"
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So, yes.
"So, yes."
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My assistant editor, Donna.
"My assistant editor, Donna."
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For seven years, I've been sitting close enough to touch her...
"For seven years, I've been sitting close enough to touch her..."
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I am really sorry that I did what I did.
"I am really sorry that I did what I did."
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I love her so much.
"I love her so much."
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All right, I'll make you a deal.
"All right, I'll make you a deal."
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So many memories.
"So many memories."
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Where the hell is Tracy Jordan?!
"Where the hell is Tracy Jordan?!"
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Oh, I don't...
"Oh, I don't..."
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Drugs during childbirth?
"Drugs during childbirth?"
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I know, 'cause I'm a descendant of Thomas Jefferson
"I know, 'cause I'm a descendant of Thomas Jefferson"
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Liz, we need to talk... about us.
"Liz, we need to talk... about us."
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Tracy, if you're pulling on it while I'm hitting the button...
"Tracy, if you're pulling on it while I'm hitting the button..."
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- Stop pulling... - I'm freaking out!
"- Stop pulling... - I'm freaking out!"
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Well, Angie, you did it.
"Well, Angie, you did it."
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'Cause I love you, baby.
"'Cause I love you, baby."
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I wouldn't have missed whatever just happened here for anything.
"I wouldn't have missed whatever just happened here for anything."
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I don't know what I'd do without you.
"I don't know what I'd do without you."
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and have been assured that I will have certain powers in Heaven...
"and have been assured that I will have certain powers in Heaven..."
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sending messages through animals, for instance.
"sending messages through animals, for instance."
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and then do the opposite.
"and then do the opposite."
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You do whatever you want to, Kenneth.
"You do whatever you want to, Kenneth."
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I won't let you down, sir!
"I won't let you down, sir!"
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I really don't care.
"I really don't care."
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Explain.
"Explain."
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Jackie D, you want to make God laugh? Make a plan.
"Jackie D, you want to make God laugh? Make a plan."
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Oh, she's in the crib. Good.
"Oh, she's in the crib. Good."
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Jack, talk me down.
"Jack, talk me down."
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I'm having a girl!
"I'm having a girl!"
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Good afternoon. Let's jump in.
"Good afternoon. Let's jump in."
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I think it's nice to occasionally splurge on a straight-razor shave.
"I think it's nice to occasionally splurge on a straight-razor shave."
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a bathing suit makes perfectly acceptable underwear.
"a bathing suit makes perfectly acceptable underwear."
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Put potato chips on a sandwich!
"Put potato chips on a sandwich!"
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Would you talk like that to your mother or your daughter
"Would you talk like that to your mother or your daughter"
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Just because my friend is blond and never closes her mouth fully...
"Just because my friend is blond and never closes her mouth fully..."
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Hey, I wasn't talking to her. I was talking to you, Glasses.
"Hey, I wasn't talking to her. I was talking to you, Glasses."
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I bet you have...
"I bet you have..."
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Well, I'm not surprised... not because you're not cute.
"Well, I'm not surprised... not because you're not cute."
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So can I finally wear that cowboy hat I bought at KISS FM's Lake Jam '97?
"So can I finally wear that cowboy hat I bought at KISS FM's Lake Jam '97?"
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Um, the point is, being with someone makes people want to be with you.
"Um, the point is, being with someone makes people want to be with you."
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Hey...
"Hey..."
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I want your feet in my mouth!
"I want your feet in my mouth!"
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- When it rains, it pours! - When it rains, it pours!
"- When it rains, it pours! - When it rains, it pours!"
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Hello, "Javery."
"Hello, "Javery.""
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Like God, I created man!
"Like God, I created man!"
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We're having a boy!
"We're having a boy!"
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That's great! Congratulations!
"That's great! Congratulations!"
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Every woman my boy dates will get compared to me.
"Every woman my boy dates will get compared to me."
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And they will be found wanting.
"And they will be found wanting."
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He's very lucky to have you as his mother.
"He's very lucky to have you as his mother."
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I'll tell you why he's lucky. He's got an old dad.
"I'll tell you why he's lucky. He's got an old dad."
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I'm sorry?
"I'm sorry?"
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