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Clips from 30 Rock - The Problem Solvers (S04E04)

TV Series 2006 Season 4, Episode 5 ★ 7.3/10 (12 ratings) 566 clips
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Secrets and Lies 2 8
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MILF Island 2 11
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Cooter 2 15
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The One with the Cast of 'Night Court' 3 3
Gavin Volure 3 4
Reunion 3 5
Christmas Special 3 6
Señor Macho Solo 3 7
Flu Shot 3 8
Retreat to Move Forward 3 9
Generalissimo 3 10
St. Valentine's Day 3 11
Larry King 3 12
Goodbye, My Friend 3 13
The Funcooker 3 14
The Bubble 3 15
Apollo, Apollo 3 16
Cutbacks 3 17
Jackie Jormp-Jomp 3 18
The Ones 3 19
The Natural Order 3 20
Mamma Mia 3 21
Kidney Now! 3 22
Season 4 4 1
Into the Crevasse 4 2
Stone Mountain 4 3
Audition Day 4 4
The Problem Solvers 4 5
Sun Tea 4 6
Dealbreakers Talk Show #0001 4 7
Secret Santa 4 8
Klaus and Greta 4 9
Black Light Attack! 4 10
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Verna 4 12
Anna Howard Shaw Day 4 13
Future Husband 4 14
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Floyd 4 16
Lee Marvin vs. Derek Jeter 4 17
Khonani 4 18
Argus 4 19
The Moms 4 20
Emanuelle Goes to Dinosaur Land 4 21
I Do Do 4 22
The Fabian Strategy 5 1
When It Rains, It Pours 5 2
Let's Stay Together 5 3
Live Show 5 4
Reaganing 5 5
Gentleman's Intermission 5 6
Brooklyn Without Limits 5 7
College 5 8
Chain Reaction of Mental Anguish 5 9
Christmas Attack Zone 5 10
Mrs. Donaghy 5 11
Operation Righteous Cowboy Lightning 5 12
¡Qué Sorpresa! 5 13
Double-Edged Sword 5 14
It's Never Too Late for Now 5 15
TGS Hates Women 5 16
Queen of Jordan 5 17
Plan B 5 18
I Heart Connecticut 5 19
100: Part 1 5 20
100: Part 2 5 21
Everything Sunny All the Time Always 5 22
Respawn 5 23
Dance Like Nobody's Watching 6 1
Idiots Are People Two! 6 2
Idiots Are People Three! 6 3
The Ballad of Kenneth Parcell 6 4
Today You Are a Man 6 5
Hey, Baby, What's Wrong?: Part 1 6 6
The Tuxedo Begins 6 8
Leap Day 6 9
Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky 6 10
Standards and Practices 6 11
St. Patrick's Day 6 12
Grandmentor 6 13
Kidnapped by Danger 6 14
The Shower Principle 6 15
Nothing Left to Lose 6 16
Meet the Woggels! 6 17
Murphy Brown Lied to Us 6 18
Live from Studio 6H 6 19
Queen of Jordan 2: The Mystery of the Phantom Pooper 6 20
The Return of Avery Jessup 6 21
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Governor Dunston 7 2
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There's No I in America 7 5
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to dance their way to freedom.
"to dance their way to freedom."
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"By Lesbian Yellow-Sour-Fruit."
""By Lesbian Yellow-Sour-Fruit.""
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Ah, well, our new cast member starts today.
"Ah, well, our new cast member starts today."
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This is so exciting!
"This is so exciting!"
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I do, I bought an Activia microwaveable panini.
"I do, I bought an Activia microwaveable panini."
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I hope he likes janitor hugs.
"I hope he likes janitor hugs."
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Somebody's coming!
"Somebody's coming!"
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What?
"What?"
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No, it's me Lutz.
"No, it's me Lutz."
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Come on.
"Come on."
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Oh, hey, I'm Jack Baker.
"Oh, hey, I'm Jack Baker."
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So I guess there's two Jacks here now.
"So I guess there's two Jacks here now."
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And will the sex woman get older?
"And will the sex woman get older?"
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Yes and yes.
"Yes and yes."
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I don't want your sleeve to catch on fire.
"I don't want your sleeve to catch on fire."
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Ah.
"Ah."
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You know me well, sir.
"You know me well, sir."
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I often know what you're going to do before you do it.
"I often know what you're going to do before you do it."
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I knew you would say yes, Lemon.
"I knew you would say yes, Lemon."
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No.
"No."
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I mean, I pretty much raised my little sister
"I mean, I pretty much raised my little sister"
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Oh, no, my kid is sick.
"Oh, no, my kid is sick."
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A Dealbreakers talk show?
"A Dealbreakers talk show?"
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That's amazing, Liz.
"That's amazing, Liz."
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What do you mean?
"What do you mean?"
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No on, I'm doing it with Jack, for Sheinhardt-Universal.
"No on, I'm doing it with Jack, for Sheinhardt-Universal."
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and I signed a 10-year deal with that karaoke machine company?
"and I signed a 10-year deal with that karaoke machine company?"
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Which is how I got stuck having to plug
"Which is how I got stuck having to plug"
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whenever I appear onscreen.
"whenever I appear onscreen."
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You have to plug what?
"You have to plug what?"
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I'm going to set you up with someone at my agency
"I'm going to set you up with someone at my agency"
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for a long time.
"for a long time."
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That was actually good advice.
"That was actually good advice."
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From now on, I shall call us the Problem Solvers.
"From now on, I shall call us the Problem Solvers."
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Do you have a problem that needs solving?
"Do you have a problem that needs solving?"
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I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree.
"I feel about as useless as a mom's college degree."
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We'll talk to Danny for you.
"We'll talk to Danny for you."
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The guy who came up with this thing for Arsenio Hall
"The guy who came up with this thing for Arsenio Hall"
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wants to create a signature arm gesture for our talk show.
"wants to create a signature arm gesture for our talk show."
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My book is number 14 on the nonfiction bestseller chart
"My book is number 14 on the nonfiction bestseller chart"
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That's okay, right?
"That's okay, right?"
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Not too late to raise your hand.
"Not too late to raise your hand."
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That was... no.
"That was... no."
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Just call him and tell him I'm on my way.
"Just call him and tell him I'm on my way."
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There she is.
"There she is."
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Um... Uh... Full disclosure.
"Um... Uh... Full disclosure."
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Until now, I've mainly represented dogs.
"Until now, I've mainly represented dogs."
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I want you to know that I'm hungry
"I want you to know that I'm hungry"
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I need someone that I can count on.
"I need someone that I can count on."
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I'm kind of alone out here in the marketplace.
"I'm kind of alone out here in the marketplace."
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That's what I'm here for.
"That's what I'm here for."
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and take some meetings.
"and take some meetings."
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that always beats us.
"that always beats us."
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Now, I don't know him, but a former client of mine
"Now, I don't know him, but a former client of mine"
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My client has got an idea for a talk show."
"My client has got an idea for a talk show.""
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I don't even know where the bathrooms are around here.
"I don't even know where the bathrooms are around here."
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It's not about the room, Danny.
"It's not about the room, Danny."
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All I'm saying is that I don't want to
"All I'm saying is that I don't want to"
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Even Kenneth.
"Even Kenneth."
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He may say that.
"He may say that."
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So what if Kenneth is bitter?
"So what if Kenneth is bitter?"
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Crazier things have happened.
"Crazier things have happened."
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Kenneth in charge?
"Kenneth in charge?"
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Son of a bitch.
"Son of a bitch."
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We own it.
"We own it."
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So you think you can just replace me.
"So you think you can just replace me."
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But that door is closing.
"But that door is closing."
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What?
"What?"
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So someday, you could be my boss.
"So someday, you could be my boss."
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Well, I guess so.
"Well, I guess so."
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You're not your usual, giggly self.
"You're not your usual, giggly self."
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the tiny crack I have left for her in the proverbial door.
"the tiny crack I have left for her in the proverbial door."
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You think you can pass that along?
"You think you can pass that along?"
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Wait, hang on.
"Wait, hang on."
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So problem solved?
"So problem solved?"
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for the rights to Dealbreakers.
"for the rights to Dealbreakers."
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Would either of you care for a drink?
"Would either of you care for a drink?"
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Do you have drinkable yogurt?
"Do you have drinkable yogurt?"
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Here's the thing.
"Here's the thing."
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No one is suing anyone.
"No one is suing anyone."
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Leave me alone.
"Leave me alone."
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Between Are You Stronger than a Dog?
"Between Are You Stronger than a Dog?"
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and they're not interested in pursuing this.
"and they're not interested in pursuing this."
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An Wang, the founder of Wang Computers,
"An Wang, the founder of Wang Computers,"
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And you're the one being a lowercase "wang", Lemon.
"And you're the one being a lowercase "wang", Lemon."
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You were right about Jack.
"You were right about Jack."
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I'm a frequent guest on Sports Shouting.
"I'm a frequent guest on Sports Shouting."
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Nah, introducing you to Scottie probably wouldn't solve
"Nah, introducing you to Scottie probably wouldn't solve"
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I don't know.
"I don't know."
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that have happened naturally.
"that have happened naturally."
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Because the future is like a Japanese game show.
"Because the future is like a Japanese game show."
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No, Kenneth, I'll do it myself.
"No, Kenneth, I'll do it myself."
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Ever.
"Ever."
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What has changed?
"What has changed?"
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Ugh, that's not right.
"Ugh, that's not right."
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Now's not a great time, Kenneth.
"Now's not a great time, Kenneth."
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Kenneth, I don't...
"Kenneth, I don't..."
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You know, of all the weirdos I've met around here,
"You know, of all the weirdos I've met around here,"
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you're the worst.
"you're the worst."
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What about your chin, Kenneth?
"What about your chin, Kenneth?"
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I've seen bigger chins on a premature baby!
"I've seen bigger chins on a premature baby!"
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Mr. Baker, you just made me feel terrible
"Mr. Baker, you just made me feel terrible"
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and said the word "about" correctly.
"and said the word "about" correctly."
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How long have you been there?
"How long have you been there?"
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- A few minutes. - Nine hours.
"- A few minutes. - Nine hours."
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Kenneth's the best.
"Kenneth's the best."
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So you can have all the powers of Superman
"So you can have all the powers of Superman"
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Regular six, drunk seven.
"Regular six, drunk seven."
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Have you heard this one?
"Have you heard this one?"
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Knock, knock.
"Knock, knock."
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That's nothing to us.
"That's nothing to us."
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It's Rahm Emanuel.
"It's Rahm Emanuel."
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I invented this new bag that you put around a sandwich
"I invented this new bag that you put around a sandwich"
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So you still get the full visual of the sandwich.
"So you still get the full visual of the sandwich."
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Uh-huh.
"Uh-huh."
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Yeah.
"Yeah."
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if I host this thing?
"if I host this thing?"
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My clothes wouldn't have food stains all over them.
"My clothes wouldn't have food stains all over them."
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It would.
"It would."
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It would change your life.
"It would change your life."
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