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Clips from Friends - The One with the Giant Poking Device (S03E03)

"So you need a dentist? I've got a good one."
Friends
"That's why I take care of my teeth. It's not about oral hygiene."
Friends
"I floss to save lives."
Friends
"I promise."
Friends
"Hey, is Chandler here?"
Friends
"What are you gonna do? How are you gonna tell Chandler?"
Friends
"...or that can fall on you..."
Friends
"All right, just look out!"
Friends
"Okay? And, um, I also just want to..."
Friends
"I just want to tell you all that, um..."
Friends
"Then they rearranged the figures. Let's just leave it at that."
Friends
"...is that why they're extinct?"
Friends
"You wanna do something fun? Okay."
Friends
"Nothing, because we're not telling him."
Friends
"- All right, I like that. - Okay."
Friends
"I can not push it in!"
Friends
"- I got it! - Okay."
Friends
"Oh, my God. You're a genius!"
Friends
"Oh, God. It's kind of sewn on."
Friends
"- Oh! - Oh."
Friends
"Agh, it's just like a bloodbath in here today!"
Friends
"Do you think these pearls are nice?"
Friends
"I'd like to get her something serious."
Friends
"You know what you should do? You should get her one of those, um..."
Friends
"You just can't, you can't, you can't!"
Friends
"Here's the thing. Ahem."
Friends
"I went down to the Mattress King's showroom..."
Friends
"Well, you're wrong. Okay? You're wrong."
Friends
"Oh! You're alive! You're alive!"
Friends
"We'll see about that. Can I use your phone to call everyone I know?"
Friends
"Sure. We have no money. Go ahead."
Friends
"- Did he just say, "Monica bang"? - Mm-hm."
Friends
"See? Watch this."
Friends
"Bang, Rachel! Bang!"
Friends
"[MAKES HIGH-PITCHED NOISE]"
Friends
"- It's the receipt. - I'll take it."
Friends
"MONICA: Ben, I won't tell your daddy that you had ice cream before dinner..."
Friends
"You said "number two.""
Friends
"Oh, my God! He just said your name! That's great! Good job, Ben!"
Friends
"BEN: Monica bang!"
Friends
"You know how we, uh, save all those chopsticks..."
Friends
"Oh, my God. Is she going back to him?"
Friends
"She doesn't know."
Friends
"And if, I don't know..."
Friends
"No offense, but I've always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy-headed child."
Friends
"You just have to watch them all the time."
Friends
"I did! I watched! I watched!"
Friends
"Did you notice anything weird about Ben today?"
Friends
"Oh, and also, he's walking..."
Friends
"Oh, my God! I wrecked your baby!"
Friends
"Ow."
Friends
"...it's not gonna be easy."
Friends
"I think you should go back with Gary."
Friends
"You know, when my parents split up, it was because of that guy."
Friends
"Wow!"
Friends
"- It's the right thing to do. - Ugh."
Friends
"Forget what I said! I was babbling! Pick me!"
Friends
"Pssh! No, you don't!"
Friends
"I'm sorry."
Friends
"Honey. Honey. Ha, ha."
Friends
"Hey, that's never gonna make it all the way over here, buddy! Ha."
Friends
"And love"
Friends
"In you"
Friends
"[English - US - SDH]"
Friends
"Here you go, Pheebs."
Friends
"Who wants one of my special home-baked brownies?"
Friends
"I'll have one."
Friends
"Agh! Ugh."
Friends
"- That's okay. - I'm not having one."
Friends
"No, no. It's just my tooth."
Friends
"- All right. - I'll have one."
Friends
"Thanks. I have a good one too. I just can't see him."
Friends
"Why can't you go to him?"
Friends
"Because every time I go to the dentist, somebody dies."
Friends
"That's so weird. Every time I go to the dentist..."
Friends
"...I look down the hygienist's blouse."
Friends
"Phoebe, what, um?"
Friends
"What?"
Friends
"First, it was my Aunt Mary."
Friends
"And then there was, um, John, my mailman."
Friends
"And then my cowboy friend, Albino Bob."
Friends
"Ahem. And all these people actually died?"
Friends
"Yes. While I was in the chair."
Friends
"Come on, you didn't kill anybody."
Friends
"These people just happened to die when you went to the dentist."
Friends
"It's just a coincidence."
Friends
"Tell that to them. Oh, you can't! They're dead!"
Friends
"Thanks, Gunther."
Friends
"- Hi. - Hey."
Friends
"Um, can I get a napkin too?"
Friends
"Oh, like you don't already have everything."
Friends
"Ow!"
Friends
"You're in pain. Would you just go to the dentist? Just go."
Friends
"Fine. But if you're my next victim..."
Friends
"...don't come back as a poltergeist who sucks me into the TV set."
Friends
"Although, don't feel like you can't visit."
Friends
"No. No, he's not."
Friends
"You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband."
Friends
"- Huh? Oh! ROSS: What?"
Friends
"I was thinking about that. I think the best way would be..."
Friends
"...to not."
Friends
"Joey, if you know about this, you have to tell him."
Friends
"It'll kill him. It'll just kill him."
Friends
"Wait till I go to the dentist. Maybe I'll kill him."
Friends
"JOEY: Ew!"
Friends
"Ugly Naked Guy's using a hammock. It's like a Play-Doh fat factory."
Friends
"I'm going to the dentist. So listen..."
Friends
"...just be on the lookout for anything that you could fall into..."
Friends
"...or..."
Friends
"I have a problem. I have to go into work for a few hours."
Friends
"Some kids messed up the Homo sapien display."
Friends
"What did they do?"
Friends
"They painted over the word "sapien," for one thing."
Friends
"Do you want me to watch Ben for you?"
Friends
"Woah, wait, hello! Heh, what about me?"
Friends
"You. You want to watch Ben?"
Friends
"That would be great! I just asked Monica..."
Friends
"...because I know how empty her life is."
Friends
"- Hey, Ross? I got a science question. - Yeah. Mm-hm."
Friends
"If the Homo sapiens were, in fact, "homo" sapiens..."
Friends
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