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Clips from Friends - The One with Princess Consuela (S10E10)

"Do you have any idea what this means in academic circles?"
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"Oh, Italian."
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"No one-- No one wanted seconds, right?"
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"The Ministry of Names..."
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"- I will come with you. Shotgun. - Damn it."
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"See you guys later. We'll pick you up at 11."
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"- So glad you're coming. - All right."
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"Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do."
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"- Whoa. Can we not talk about that now? - All right. Prude."
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"But my boss cannot see me. I'm interviewing for another job."
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"That's great."
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"I wouldn't-- I wouldn't call my online dating profile a résumé."
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"What?"
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"I always feel that way after an interview I'll bet it went better than you think."
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"My boss was at the same restaurant where I was having my interview..."
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"Later, he calls me into his office and tells me he'll have to let me go..."
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"And I said, "Wait a minute. Yes, I am.""
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"ALL: Congratulations. - Wow."
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"- You want me to join you? - I thought Joey was here. Five is good."
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"I got tenure. I didn't win the lottery."
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"- To Ross. ROSS: To Ross."
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"MONICA: Okay, thanks."
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"When your head was hanging out the window, it didn't hit a mailbox, did it?"
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"Maybe."
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"Look, I just think you guys can do better than this house, you know?"
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"Or any other house for that matter."
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"You can't do that."
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"Look, there's gotta be a way that we can stop this from happening."
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"What are you, 8?"
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"...that just leaves me and Ross and Rach. You know what I mean?"
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"I really don't."
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"What am I gonna do? I feel like I'm losing my friends."
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"Oh, thank you..."
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"Rachel?"
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"-...and do charity work. - Are you sure?"
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"Man, those two dogs are going at it."
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"I'm just messing with you."
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"That's not funny. You know I'm afraid of little-girl ghosts."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"Oh, crap."
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"But I know he really wants to sleep with her."
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"Yesterday, on the subway, you couldn't stop staring..."
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"Hey, Bailey, I need some career advice."
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"Thank you guys for having us over."
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"- Yeah, this is fun, couples night. - I don't know why we don't hang out..."
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"-...with married couples more often. - Because every time we do..."
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"...you make jokes about swinging and scare them away."
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"You mean that Portuguese couple? Yeah, like you wouldn't have done it."
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"Hey, you guys, I have great news."
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"- Ross, we're kind of in the middle of dinner. - Oh, well, I already ate, but sure."
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"- Guess what happened at work today. - A dinosaur died a million years ago?"
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"Uh, try 65 million years ago. And then try: Shh!"
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"My tenure review board met today, and I hear it's looking really good."
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"PHOEBE: Wow. - Yeah."
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"I am gonna get laid."
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"- Hi, you guys. CHANDLER: Hey."
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"No, I'm good."
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"Guys, you're never gonna believe it. This headhunter called me."
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"I have a meeting tomorrow with Gucci. Gucci wants me."
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"- I'm up for tenure. - Congratulations."
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"- You too. What are the odds? - Oh..."
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"Guess what."
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"I finally got that seed out of my teeth."
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"I don't know who I'm happiest for."
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"I do. He's been working on that all day."
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"Hey, Mon, was it weird changing your name to Geller Bing?"
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"No. No, it felt nice to acknowledge this."
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"- Where'd you go to do it? - Um, the--"
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"...Bureau."
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"You never did it."
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"I'm sorry. It's just the idea of--"
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"Of being an official Bing."
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"Hey, I will have you know that--"
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"Ah, who am I kidding? Let's call the kid Geller and let Bing die with me."
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"- Here you go. - Thanks."
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"Oh, it's up to you. It's your name. You've gotta live with it."
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"- Let's see. Call me Mrs. Hannigan. - Mrs. Hannigan?"
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"What, can't you see I'm in the middle of something?"
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"I like it."
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"- Hey, guys. CHANDLER: Hey, Joe."
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"- No, thank you. - You're not happy about us moving..."
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"...but you're the only one who hasn't seen the house."
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"You'll see how close it is to the city."
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"No, it's not close. You said it was in escrow."
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"I couldn't even find that on the map."
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"Joey, please come. It would mean so much to us."
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"You know what? You are my friends. I want to be supportive."
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"- Good for you. That was really mature. - What? The only reason I'm going..."
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"...to their stupid new house is to point out everything wrong with it..."
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"...so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here."
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"You're a strange kind of grown-up."
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"Believe me. There's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed, and--"
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"Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house."
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"You are not gonna talk them into staying here."
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"Hey, I can convince people to do anything, you know?"
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"I bet I could even get Mike to do that thing. What is it'?"
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"I am not gonna help you do that!"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Hi. Um, I'm here to see Mr. Campbell, with Gucci."
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"The reservation's probably under Gucci."
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"It's spelled like "gucky," which can be confusing."
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"Mr. Campbell's not here yet. Let me show you to his table."
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"Oh, my God. That's my boss. You have to seat us somewhere else."
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"I'm sorry, that's always Mr. Campbell's table."
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"- I know. With Gucky. - Shh!"
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"- Rachel? - I'm on a date."
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"Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom. Career."
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"You gotta get out there."
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"- Well, you've got a good energy. - Oh."
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"- Rachel? - Yes, hi."
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"- James Campbell. - Hi."
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"- Excuse us. - Please."
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"Okay."
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"Oh."
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"He's cute."
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"So..."
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"...your resume is quite impressive."
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"My, ha, ha... My résumé?"
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"Dating profile? No, I'm-- I'm talking about the work résumé."
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"[SINGING INDISTINCTLY]"
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