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Clips from Friends - The One with the Girl Who Hits Joey (S05E05)

"Well, listen, we had a good run."
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"So goodbye, take care, bye-bye then."
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"What the hell are you doing?"
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"I'm so sorry that you had to find out this way."
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"My best friend and my sister."
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"Oh, no, that's okay. We've actually known for a while."
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"You didn't know how I was gonna react?"
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"Hey, hey, hey. I'm just talking here. He's the one doing your sister."
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"- Guys, you're a few steps ahead of us. - Yeah, big zero-gravity moon steps."
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"- Hey, everyone, this is Katie. - Hi."
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"I love Chinese."
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"How did you know I love Chinese?"
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"Hey, it's a lot harder than it looks, okay?"
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"I know what you need. You need a bodyguard."
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"Because, well, you know."
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"- Hi, Phoebe. - Mr. President."
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"Yes, but I've lived here for 25 minutes."
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"Wait. Look, I'm sorry, it's just I've never even met Howard."
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"Yes, but to me he's just "man.""
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"...and now the whole building hates me."
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"I am not a cheap guy. I'm just a guy..."
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"...why don't you just pay the hundred bucks?"
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"And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law."
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"Not unless "different" means the same."
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"No, you make them funny. You're the funny one."
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"...it feels like someone's hitting me with a very tiny, but a very real bat."
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"Just hanging out. Having fun, you know, uh, with the girl that I'm seeing casually."
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"What?"
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"You know what? Why don't we turn the heat down on this pressure cooker?"
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"And that the only baby around here is you?"
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"Gunther, can I get a coffee?"
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"Monica..."
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"Just tell me what I need to do to make things right."
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"Check it out now Funk soul brother"
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"Oh, hi, Ross."
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"Oh, I thought this was your party, and it turns out it's a party for Howard."
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"He's the sweetest little man."
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"Oh, sure."
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"You chipped in?"
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"Yeah, uh-huh, hundred dollars."
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"- Hey, Pheebs. - Hey."
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"Something to think about it."
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"But it's not obvious why."
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"You know, I mean, if she hits me when she's happy..."
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"...when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?"
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"Oh, thanks."
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"You know what? I gotta tell you..."
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"Joey has the nicest friends."
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"And the nicest girlfriend."
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"- You're so sweet. - Ow!"
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"Uh..."
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"Nah."
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"Phoebe? Phoebe?"
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"But somehow you came off as the bad guy."
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"...because I don't totally understand what happened there."
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"Oh. This cake is really good."
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"All right, everyone, calm down. Everyone, calm down."
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"Of course you don't like him."
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"Where's Monica? Where is she? I need to talk to her, it's urgent. Is she here?"
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"- Wait, wait. What are you doing? - Monica..."
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"No, no, no. Don't do it."
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"Sorry is pretty much fourth, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married."
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"Yeah, I know, I was really confused, and then I talked to these guys."
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"Who? Two divorces and Joey?"
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"What would you have done if I had said yes?"
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"Well, I would've been happy because..."
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"...because I forgot to say hello to you last week."
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"...is directly related to how insane you were."
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"This is fun. Oh, hey, Rach, remember that whole "we were on a break" thing?"
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"Well, I'm sorry, will you marry me?"
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"Chandler! Chandler!"
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"I saw what you were doing through the window."
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"I saw what you were doing to my sister, now, get out here!"
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"You know? What was it? Four, five months?"
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"I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime."
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"- What are you doing? - Oh, I'm going on the lam."
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"Come on, Chandler. Come on. I can handle Ross."
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"Hold on."
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"Hey, Ross. What's up, bro?"
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"Hey, what's going on?"
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"Well, I think... I think Ross knows about me and Monica."
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"Dude, he's right there."
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"I thought you were my best friend. This is my sister."
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"We're not just messing around. I love her."
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"Okay? I'm in love with her."
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"I'm sorry, but it's true. I love him too."
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"I cannot believe this."
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"You guys want to probably get some hugs in too, huh? Big news."
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"What? What? You guys knew?"
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"You all knew and you didn't tell me?"
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"Well, Ross, we were worried about you, okay?"
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"We didn't know how you were going to react."
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"Mm-mm."
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"You were worried about me?"
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"Okay. All right. Whew."
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"What do you say we all, uh, clear out of here..."
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"...and let these two love birds get back down to business."
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"Hey, you know what I just realized?"
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"- If you guys ever have kids... - Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're having kids?"
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"I call godfather."
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"You can't just call godfather."
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"Don't you think her brother should be godfather?"
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"Sure. If you cared enough to call it first."
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"Oh, oh, I just thought of the greatest wedding gift to get you."
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"Oh, I'll go in on that with you. I couldn't think of anything."
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"Hey, Katie."
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"- Yeah, just gotta run to the bathroom. - Sure."
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"- Hey, where are we going to lunch? - I was thinking maybe Chinese food."
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"She is so cute."
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"You could fit her right in your little pocket."
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"I don't know. I mean, I like her a lot, and she's really nice, but..."
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"But what?"
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"She keeps punching me."
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"In the cute little, sweet way she just did?"
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"She's hurting me."
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"Hey, Ross, what is Ben doing after preschool?"
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"Okay, come on, Joey is having a problem. There's a little girl who's beating him up."
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"Aw, Joey, come here. Look."
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"Honey, I know. This must be really, really difficult for you, and..."
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"Oh, I'm sorry, am I hurting you?"
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