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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross's Tan (S10E10)

"- So you and Rach tonight, huh? - Yeah."
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"Well, I know exactly what I'm gonna do."
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"I see what you mean. That's quite nice."
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"- And beer. - Yeah."
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"- Hey. ROSS & CHANDLER: Hey."
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"You got a spray-on tan?"
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"Hey, I know where this place is."
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"Florist."
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"Just so I know, how many more of those can I expect?"
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"[IN BRITISH ACCENT] "Oh, so sorry to catch you on your mobile.""
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"If you didn't wanna get me on my mobile, then don't call me on my mobile."
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"[IN BRITISH ACCENT] "Uh, I slept with Billy Joel.""
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"Oh, what are we gonna do? I don't wanna see her."
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"- Have you ever done that? - No. Had it done to me, though."
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"- Puerto Rican. - Two. I think a two."
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"When the spraying stops, count to five..."
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"Spray, count, pat and turn. Spray, count and pat."
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"So how dark will it get?"
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"Yeah, but your back's a zero. You'll wanna even that out."
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"Really?"
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"[SCREAMS]"
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"[GRUMBLES]"
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"The same thing happened again!"
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"[JOEY MOANS SOFTLY]"
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"I don't get it. Chandler loved it."
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"Okay."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"Uh, was that good for you?"
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"Oh, yeah, it could be Rachel asking if someone could babysit again."
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"...ring me back on my mobile."
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"[DIALING ON MACHINE]"
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"AMANDA: Yes. I was looking for Monica."
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"Hang on, she's right here."
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"I get pedicures."
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"Okay, Phoebe and I will see you then."
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"Why? Why? Why didn't you just say no?"
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"I got this uncontrollable need to please people."
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"- Oh, and you would? - I did."
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"- Rach, are you sure you wanna do this? - Absolutely."
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"- It'll just take some getting used to. - Okay."
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"All right, turn around."
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"- Ow! - Sorry."
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"I could do it with my eyes closed. Once I just looked at one..."
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"...and it popped open."
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"Hold on. There's something different."
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"You go in the booth, count to five and turn around."
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"- I know! - Ha-ha-ha."
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"I do not know what's wrong with us."
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"But this time it was leading somewhere..."
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"- Is Amanda here yet? - No."
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"Chandler will call in a few minutes with an emergency."
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"What do you think of Mike and Chandler being in a car accident?"
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"- Are you kidding? I love it. - Okay."
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"It's not perfume. It's me. It's my natural scent."
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"...and trying to avoid seeing her."
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"- You were going to cut me out? - Well, kind of."
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"Should I not have said that? Unh! I feel like a perfect arse."
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"Oh, I'm so sorry, but Chandler was in a car accident."
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"You like that? Let's kick this into high gear, huh?"
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"Oh. Oh."
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"You kneed me in my misters."
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"What? Oh, my God. I'm so sorry."
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"If she asks, I protested a little, but okay."
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"Oh, Chandler, thank God you're alive. Monica, can I talk to you outside?"
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"- I have nothing to say to you. - Wow. My flat is twice this size."
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"Well, I'm still all those things."
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"Can you believe it? I've never had any professional dance training."
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"Now, I want four two's, and I want them all on my back."
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"Wait. There's two sets of nozzles. Which one is it? Which one is it?"
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"What is the matter with us?"
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"...difficult?"
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"That fake British woman's a real bitch, but she sure can dance."
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"- Hey. RACHEL: Hi."
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""I can't believe we haven't been doing this the whole time.""
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"Well, I'm gonna go continue to spread the joy."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Just because it happened that way for them doesn't mean it has to for us."
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"I mean, just because something's difficult doesn't mean that you quit."
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"- Right, totally. - Yeah. And so..."
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"That's a plan."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"- I did not see this coming. - I know."
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"Me too."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"- I bet you're right. - Hmm."
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"CHANDLER: I went to the tanning place and the same thing happened to me."
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"Did you count Mississippi-ly?"
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"No. I just had to get a picture of this. I'll see you later."
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"Wow, so tonight may be the night. You nervous?"
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"What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self-loathing?"
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"How can you be so confident?"
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"- Really? Like, you have a routine? - No. See, each woman is different."
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"- Really? - No, I do six things."
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"First, I look deep into her eyes, then I kiss her."
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"Next, I take my hand and I softly graze her thigh."
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"You mean like this?"
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"No, not like that. No, no. No, like this:"
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"Ahem. More foosball?"
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"Hey, stop staring at my wife's legs."
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"I'm sorry, it's just... How'd you get so tan?"
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"Chandler gets pedicures."
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"I mean, it looks really good. I wonder if I should get one."
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"- Here. Here's their card. - Thanks."
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"[CHANDLER CLEARS THROAT]"
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"Hey."
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"- Hey, Pheebs. - Hey, Phoebe."
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"- I know. Amanda. - Ugh."
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"- She called me too. She's the worst. - Who's Amanda?"
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"She's this girl who lived in the building before you did."
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"On the machine, this is her message:"
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"[IN BRITISH ACCENT] "Um, Monica, darling, it's Amanda calling.""
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"Are you trying to do a British accent?"
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Chandler gets pedicures."
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"Know what Amanda said when she called me?"
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"And she always brags about all the famous people she's met."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] Oh, I know."
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] All right, who hasn't?"
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"- What? - Cut her out of our lives."
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