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Clips from Friends - The One with All the Candy (S07E07)

"- Thanks, Daddy. - No, no. One daddy, two mommies."
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"But the girl across the street had the best bike."
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"My dad gave me his old one."
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"It had a picture of the bike on the front."
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"So I would sit on it, and my stepdad would drag me around the backyard."
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"That is so unfair."
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"Not really, I got to drag him around too."
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"When the neighbors walk by, they can take a piece."
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"There's, let's see, the guy with the mustache..."
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"...and a red-haired guy who does not like to be called Rusty."
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"We... We are not..."
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"...be a problem."
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"I'll put that in your evaluation."
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"And your boss is required to hand in a performance evaluation."
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"- Are you serious? - No, I've just always wanted to do that."
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"- I'm excited to see if anyone ate my candy. - Me too!"
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"Ross, the neighbors ate all my candy."
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"Mine stole my newspaper."
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"Ever since you told me about that bike..."
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"Oh, my God, Ross!"
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"But the bike got you a lot closer."
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"You're welcome."
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"Hey, dude, it's okay. It kind of..."
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"- Yeah, you are. - Yeah, you are."
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"I... I am brave."
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"No, no, no, no!"
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"Four a. M."
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"Smokes-a-lot lady."
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"Please, you're kidding, right? I wrote that one as a joke for you."
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"...and that I liked your teeny, tiny tushy."
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"No, not my tushy."
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"Under problems with performance, I wrote, "Dear God, I hope not.""
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"Hear that, Chandler? "Almost" cried."
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"- Hey, Pheebs. - Oh, hi!"
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"Did you hear that, Chandler?"
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"What happened? I'm just eating candy."
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"Oh, my God, Joey!"
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"- What is the matter with you? - God!"
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"I'm sorry, I can't help you. See? Rules are rules."
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"I told them your candy was absolutely indescribable."
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"All right, I'll do it just this once."
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"You want to talk about getting people to like you, huh, funny man?"
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"Wait, this seat is really uncomfortable."
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""You ride this bike or I'll..."
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"That's it, you're doing great. Yes, take control."
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"It's a legitimate learning technique."
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"They'll just have to wait, won't they? I only got two hands!"
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"I could've been killed, you know."
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"...but the bike got stolen and the police have no suspects."
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"- Phoebe. - What?"
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"What the hell?"
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"...I have to take it back. - What? Why?"
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"The bike..."
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"Okay, Ross."
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"Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates."
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"While I distract her, you go in."
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"- Got it. - Let's roll."
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"Okay, great."
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"And your future at the company would be in jeopardy."
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"I thought it would be funny."
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"And I'm kind of strangely proud of my butt."
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"It's upside down, you gotta... It doesn't matter."
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"I feel great."
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"What?"
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"What is the matter with you people?"
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"...chocolate on her face, and she is still stunning."
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"Am I right?"
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"Candy Lady?"
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"If we know it, can we have candy?"
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"Go home. You've ruined it."
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"That's all wrong! You guys ruined everything. You ruined it!"
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"Are you okay?"
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"- I'm ready. - You sure?"
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"Let me just straighten out your helmet there."
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"- All right, it's all yours. - Okay, okay."
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"Wow, Ben's first big-kid's bike. This is so exciting!"
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"Oh, yeah, I remember mine."
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"It was my sixth birthday. I went to the park..."
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"We didn't have a lot of money."
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"...and a bell and this big, white wicker basket..."
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"...with those plastic daisies stuck on."
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"Hey, what are you guys doing?"
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"I'm sorry, who?"
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"I'm gonna hang a basket on the door."
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"- But we don't know the neighbors. - I do."
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"...smokes-a-lot lady, some kids I've seen..."
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""Back off, Howdy Doody. I'm engaged.""
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"You got hit on by Firebeard?"
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"We can get to know our neighbors."
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"Wouldn't it be easier if we just moved?"
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"- Somebody's in a good mood. - Well, why shouldn't I be?"
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"I have great friends. I have a wonderful job..."
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"Where you can make out with your assistant."
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"We stayed up all night creating a plan so that us dating won't be a problem."
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"Oh, yeah? What's the plan?"
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"It took you all night to come up with that plan?"
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"Well, you know, we did other stuff too."
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"Did you two...?"
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"Oh, I don't sleep with guys on the first date."
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"- Matt Wire, Mark Lynn, Ben Wise... - Anymore!"
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"Hi, Tag, I have a conference call today, is that correct?"
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"- Yes, at 4. - Okay, thank you, that'll be all."
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"Wait, wait."
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"Did you see that? He had no idea..."
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"...there was something going on between us."
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"- I'd better get back to my desk. - Okay, hard worker."
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"- My what? - You've been here for two months now."
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"The basket is totally empty! The neighbors ate it all!"
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"Well, either that or..."
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"No. Not even Joey could eat that much."
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"Joey!"
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"Yeah?"
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"When I got to it, there was only a few pieces left."
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"They've come by all day. They love it."
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"They love my candy?"
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"Make some more lasagna too. Something might have happened to a chunk of it."
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"It's like a crime wave."
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"Pheebs, you got a second?"
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"Sure."
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"...I couldn't stop thinking about it."
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