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Clips from Friends - The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. (S06E06)

""We've got three minutes till the reactor blows."
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""You've got to get out of here! Save yourself!""
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"I don't want to be over-rehearsed. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Fine. I'll do it without you!"
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"I'm up for the part of Mac, Machiavelli, or "Mac"!"
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"He's a computerized, humanoid..."
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"...electronically enhanced secret enforcer."
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"- So, Mac and C.H.E.E.S. E? - That's the title!"
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"Don't get your hopes up, because it's probably not gonna happen."
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"Now, why would you say that, Joseph?"
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"- You really think so? - How can you even ask that question?"
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"...and "smell the fart" acting."
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"- I'm sorry, what'd you say? ROSS: Excuse me?"
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"Here's my scene! Here's my scene!"
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"You sister is suffering from a..."
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"[IN AUSTRIAN ACCENT] Well, Eva, we've done some excellent work here."
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"- Oh, my God. - Come on, you guys."
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"All right, I'm out of here. Wish me luck."
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"- Hey. - Hey. How did the audition go?"
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"Wait. Are you doing that thing where you pretend it didn't go well..."
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"- Yeah, did I fool you? - Totally!"
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"- Great. - That's great."
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"...by those big flowers. - Oh, I love that guy."
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"Oh. What are you doing?"
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"What am I doing?"
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"I don't know if you'd understand."
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"- Uh-huh? Is it dirty? - No, don't worry, I'm gonna wash it."
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"They're all right."
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"[MOANS]"
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"Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until..."
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"- Was it? - Oh, Boy Scouts could've camped under there."
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"You ate my sandwich."
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"- What? - Well, it was quite large."
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"I had to throw most of it away."
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"You threw my sandwich away?"
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"ROSS: My sandwich?"
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"Come on, guys. It's not like I moved to Europe."
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"Okay, great. Bye."
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"Right. Your allergies."
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"All her. She hates you."
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"Yes! All right."
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"But no, he has to get me the "woman repeller.""
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"The eyesore from the "Liberace House of Crap!""
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"Chandler. Chandler."
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"[AS MR. T] I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!"
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"...and one thing led to another and..."
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"I'm not saying that you should magically forgive me."
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"Name one."
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"What the hell happened? How were you locked in?"
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"And where the hell's all of our stuff?"
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"I was trying to make a sale!"
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"Janice?"
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"That's how they do pants!"
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"- Isn't that how a tailor measures pants? - Yes, yes, it is. In prison!"
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"People make mistakes. These things happen."
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"That was pretty bad, what you did."
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"Look, we've all been there, you know? You fight, you make up."
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"I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for, okay?"
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"I didn't finish the whole letter."
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"You fell asleep?"
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"And by the way? Y-O-U, apostrophe R-E means, "you are.""
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"- Yes, you did! You absolutely sold me... - Would you let me talk?"
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"Did you just flick me?"
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"- Stop it! PHOEBE: Oh! Oh!"
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"Ha. You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"Hello?"
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"Mac..."
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"...audition..."
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"...attacked."
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"I wrote it on the board, then went looking all over for you!"
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"- I can't believe this, Chandler! - I'm sorry."
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"You might say, "Congratulations.""
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"Yeah, you're right."
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"[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]"
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"Wow."
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"...when you're dead!""
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"Ross, you don't have to yell."
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"- Holding us back. - Totally."
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"We'll never make it!""
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""Don't worry about me. I'm a robot. I'm just a machine!""
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"- "No, you're not. Not to me." - Oh, my God."
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"- What? - I am extremely talented."
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"- Okay, let's take it from... - No, I was really acting my ass off."
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"I don't need you or anybody else!"
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"I'm gonna make it on my own!"
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"You'll see! You'll all see!"
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"So, what's this thing you're auditioning for?"
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"It's a new TV show. Yeah."
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"I'm a detective and I solve crimes with the help of my robot partner."
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"Or, "C.H.E.E.S.E.""
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"Huh. So, Joey, if you get this, you're gonna be, like..."
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"...the star of your own TV show."
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"I mean, you'll be like the "Big Cheese" or the "Big Mac." Hey, you love those!"
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"Well, I mean, come on, you guys. My own TV show?"
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"- I don't know if I'm good enough. - I am. Heh."
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"What are you talking about? You're a terrific actor."
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"CHANDLER: She's pretty. - Yeah. And she's really nice too."
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"She taught me all about, you know, how to work with cameras..."
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"It's like you got so many lines to learn so fast..."
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"...that sometimes you need a minute to remember your next one."
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"So while you're thinking of it, you take this big pause where you look all intense."
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"You know, like this:"
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"Mrs. Wallace? I'm Dr. Drake Ramoray, your sister's neurosurgeon."
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"[SINGING] All you want is a dinkle"
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"What you envy's a schwang"
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"A thing through which you can tinkle"
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"Or play with or simply let hang"
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"I play Al Pacino's butt."
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"All right? He goes into the shower and then, I'm his butt."
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"This is a real movie and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!"
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"...you've finally been able to crack your way into show business."
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"Okay, fine, make jokes. I don't care. This is a big break for me."
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"- No, you're right, it is. - Yeah."
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"So, you gonna invite us all to the big opening?"
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"[SINGING] Good luck, good luck We all wish you good luck"
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"Yeah, whatever."
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"It's your turn."
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"Oh, are we playing this?"
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