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Clips from Friends - The One with the Ick Factor (S01E01)

"And this man-child has no problem with how old you are?"
Friends
"No, I'm sorry, he's in a meeting right now."
Friends
"- All right. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye."
Friends
"Yes?"
Friends
"PHOEBE [OVER INTERCOM]: What you doing?"
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"- Am I out of control? - Just a touch."
Friends
"Would you let it go, Ross? It was just a dream."
Friends
"It doesn't mean..."
Friends
"All right, relax, relax, just relax, just relax. Be cool."
Friends
"No, Andre is not here. Third time today."
Friends
"Yes, I am sure."
Friends
"Heh. No, sir, I do not perform those kind of services."
Friends
"Services? Oh, services."
Friends
"Heh. No, you don't want me."
Friends
"Except for, um..."
Friends
"- I can't believe it. - Yeah, yeah. They even do you."
Friends
"- They do me? - Yeah."
Friends
"You know, like, um, okay:"
Friends
""Could that report be any later?""
Friends
"- Oh, oh. Chandler. - Oh. Yeah, you do."
Friends
"Okay, I don't sound like that. That is so not true."
Friends
"Oh, shut up."
Friends
"I am telling you, up until I was 9..."
Friends
"...I thought gunpoint was an actual place where crimes happened."
Friends
"- Ha, ha. How is that possible? - Think about it. It's always on the news."
Friends
""A man is being held up at Gunpoint.""
Friends
"- I should go. - Okay."
Friends
"...there's something you should know."
Friends
"- Ethan? - Yeah?"
Friends
"...then yes, I am."
Friends
"- Really? - Yeah."
Friends
"Wow."
Friends
"Even when you practice it at home, man, oh, man..."
Friends
"I'm not 22."
Friends
"I'm 25."
Friends
"I'm a little younger than I said."
Friends
"You're not a senior?"
Friends
"- Don't say it. ...in love with you."
Friends
"Well, fall out of it."
Friends
"Oh, God. Oh, God."
Friends
"Nobody, uh, handing out mints or anything?"
Friends
"So tell me, was it like you and Chandler and then you and me..."
Friends
"...or you and me and Chandler?"
Friends
"...when it wasn't even me."
Friends
"That is so sweet, you guys."
Friends
"ROSS: Hey, Mon. RACHEL: Mon."
Friends
"Mon?"
Friends
"- You're not seeing him anymore? - No."
Friends
"[MONICA LAUGHING]"
Friends
"- Stegosaurus! - Tyrannosaurus!"
Friends
"Whoa. Ooh, head rush. Oh."
Friends
"One more and then I have to go."
Friends
"Oh, I got a birthday party with some work people."
Friends
"I don't wanna be the geek who invited the boss, you know?"
Friends
"CHANDLER: I think last night was great."
Friends
"- Mm-hm. - Ha, ha."
Friends
"You were great. But they still made fun of you."
Friends
"- What? - Now you're more like Mr. Caring-Boss."
Friends
"You're, like, the guy in the big office, you know?"
Friends
"That was gonna be my opener."
Friends
"All right, look, I gotta tell you something."
Friends
"I'm not 17."
Friends
"Monica, this is ridiculous. We are great together."
Friends
"It's icky."
Friends
"Icky?"
Friends
"...or we lived in biblical times..."
Friends
"Loved your Stevie Wonder last night."
Friends
"...this weekend."
Friends
"- Okay, hating this. - Monica, come on, now. Let's go."
Friends
"RACHEL: Okay. Okay."
Friends
"[English - US - SDH]"
Friends
"MONICA: Tell him. Please tell him. - Tell him."
Friends
"MONICA: You won't even look at him. - Oh, come on, tell me."
Friends
"I could use another reason why women won't look at me."
Friends
"All right, all right, all right."
Friends
"Doing it on this table."
Friends
"Why...? Why would you dream that?"
Friends
"Well, you were pretty damned good. Ha, ha."
Friends
"I love it when we share."
Friends
"Pheebs, why would you want to operate a drill press?"
Friends
"Just for some short-term work."
Friends
"I taught this "Massage Yourself at Home" workshop."
Friends
"Hey, hey, Chan, she could work for you."
Friends
"Thanks, Joey. That's a good idea."
Friends
"It's a whole big boob story."
Friends
"[BEEPER BEEPING]"
Friends
"Why the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?"
Friends
"...that, um, you and I were, uh..."
Friends
"- Wow. - Excellent dream score."
Friends
"More importantly, was I any good?"
Friends
"Interesting, because in my dreams, I'm surprisingly inadequate."
Friends
"Well, last night, you seemed to know your way around the table."
Friends
"[ROSS CHUCKLES]"
Friends
"CHANDLER: You okay there?"
Friends
"I can't believe you two had sex in her dream."
Friends
"I was very drunk, and it was someone else's subconscious."
Friends
"Get off."
Friends
"Ooh. Oh, give me. Can you see me operating a drill press?"
Friends
"No. Nothing like that."
Friends
"And they are."
Friends
"What? I could. I could do it. What is it?"
Friends
"Well, my secretary's gonna be out."
Friends
"Well, I don't know if it's your kind of thing..."
Friends
"...because, uh, it involves a lot of being normal..."
Friends
"...ahem, for a large portion of the day."
Friends
"I could do that."
Friends
"- What are you playing with? - It's my new beeper."
Friends
"Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help, come quick! They're still extinct!""
Friends
"All she has to do is dial 55-JIMBO."
Friends
"A cool phone number and a possible name for the kid."
Friends
"- I'll see you guys later. - Off to see young Ethan?"
Friends
"Thank you."
Friends
"He's our age."
Friends
"When we were?"
Friends
"- Okay, he's a senior in college. - College?"
Friends
"JOEY: Ooh. - Whoa."
Friends
"It's not even an issue..."
Friends
"- What? - What?"
Friends
"- Oh, I can't pass for 22? - Well, maybe 25, 26."
Friends
"Can you hear that?"
Friends
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