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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Is Late (S08E08)

"I know. I'm coming soon to a theater near you."
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"-I started that! -I thought I did!"
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"I just talked to my agent.."
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"I am really gonna miss being pregnant."
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"That's right. Still no baby."
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"disturbing your precious coffee time?"
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"Like you haven't done enough."
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"God."
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"That's a great story. Tell it while you're getting me some iced tea."
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"Let's."
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"-What are you doing here? -They sent me home from work."
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"They said, "Start your maternity leave now. Just rest.""
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"Or you could do volunteer work."
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"-You told me I could have six tickets. -I sold four on eBay."
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"So that's it? I only get to bring one guest?"
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"I don't. But I would still like to be acknowledged."
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"-Because I'm pregnant, I'm invisible? -Definitely not invisible."
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"-You snooze, you lose. -He's not snoozing. He's teaching."
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"Well, then somebody's snoozing."
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"-I haven't seen this dress. -Star in a movie."
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"Pick whoever you want. Listen to your heart. What does it tell you?"
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"I think I want to take Chandler."
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"Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe."
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"But Chandler's always supported my career."
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"Just because he paid for your headshots, you're gonna take him?"
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"You always believed in me, man, even when I didn't."
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"Mon, maybe one of these guys wants to wear your dress."
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"You hold her nose, I'll blow in her mouth and the kid'll just.. out of her."
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"Oh, damn it!"
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"-A little tall. -What?"
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"There you go."
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"It's just so glamorous."
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"I have to go pee. Apparently this baby thinks my bladder is a squeeze toy."
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"Do I have to pee again?"
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"The doctor's staying open late for us, but if you hurry.."
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"Fine. Whatever you want. You're the mommy."
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"No! Don't call me "Mommy.""
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"Okay, this is it. This is my big fight scene coming up."
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"-Well, we are ready to try anything. -There's an herbal tea you can drink."
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"We will do all of those."
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"No, no, no. Give me some specifics."
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"I loved the specifics. The specifics were the best part."
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"Look, this guy fell asleep! He fell asleep too! Be mad at him!"
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"There is one thing we didn't try."
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"But someone thinks that that will open up a can of worms."
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"If it's gonna help bring the baby here, today.."
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"I think you should do it."
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"Okay, okay. Yeah, I don't think I wanna do that."
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"the baby's head isn't getting any smaller."
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"Monica, what is the matter with you?"
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"I bet Phoebe that you're gonna have the baby, and I don't want to lose."
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"You're betting on your friend staying in this misery?"
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"Okay."
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"Oh, no. Were you upset? Did you lose sleep?"
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"Okay, so that's another $500. That's 500 and 500. That's.."
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"Yes, money well-spent."
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"Okay, so I'm writing you a check for.."
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"It'll be a nice way to bookend the pregnancy."
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"Sometimes, you have to bang on the end of it to get it to come out."
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"Okay, enough. This is not going to happen."
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"Come on, you started this, now you finish it!"
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"Come on, wuss. Make love to me."
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"Oh, wait a minute, I know."
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"That's not enough.. What are you doing?"
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"I am good!"
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"Okay, I got the pillow. I got the bag."
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"I didn't have time to read this part of the books, but do we have time..?"
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"-200. -Thank you."
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"-Joey! Chandler! -They're at the coffee house."
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"You know everything!"
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"Wait. I bet you the baby is over 7 pounds."
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"A poster for that WWI movie I'm in. Check it out."
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"Wow! It looks really violent!"
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"I'm in THX. I'm unsuitable for children!"
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"-I cannot wait to see this. -It's generating Oscar buzz."
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"and the premiere is next week and you're all invited!"
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"-Will we take a limo? -Sure!"
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"For those who haven't checked their calendars, today's my due date."
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"You should come. Maybe you'll have the baby in the limo."
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"I want to thank you guys for how great you've been during this."
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"I couldn't have done it without you. I loved these last 9 months."
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"What's the matter? Is the puffy, sweaty pregnant lady.."
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"I know you're miserable. I wish there was something I could do."
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"I wish I were a sea horse."
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"Because with sea horses, it's the male. They carry the babies."
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"I know. I remember toward the end.."
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"Oh, God, get out! Get out, get out, get out!"
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"Hey, did you have the baby yet?"
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"Do you want me to sit on you? Because I'll do it."
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"You know what? Screw them!"
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"-Hello? -Joey, it's Estelle."
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"I was able to get you and one guest tickets to your premiere."
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"Hello?"
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"You hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere."
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"So somehow I have to pick between you three and Ross."
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"-What about me? -You said you didn't want to go."
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"Ross didn't care enough to be here, so he's out."
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"And, Joey, not that this should affect you at all, but if you pick me.."
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"I was planning on wearing a sequin dress cut down to here."
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"Phoebe. Phoebe. Phoebe."
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"-You want to take me? -Yeah, I wish I could take everybody."
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"He's paid for acting classes, headshots and stuff."
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"This will be my way of paying you back."
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"So you're never actually going to pay me back?"
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"I don't think you're comprehending just how slutty this dress is."
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"It's not just the stuff he paid for. It's everything, you know?"
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"I always knew you were gonna make it. I'm so proud of you."
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"Thanks, that means a lot to me."
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"She's a week late. She's got to have it today."
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"I don't know. I think it's still gonna be a while."
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"Care to make it interesting?"
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"-Okay, how much? -One hundred thousand dollars."
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"All right, whose turn is it to help me get up?"
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"This is exciting. So glamorous! People taking our picture. How do I look?"
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"Would you crouch down a bit so that I look taller?"
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"Oh, hey, Mon? Rach is here."
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"I'm sorry. I know how uncomfortable you are."
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"You know what? You look great. Yeah, like 50 bucks."
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"Damn it. Here's your 50 bucks."
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"That's interesting that you lost. Now, I forget, do you like to lose?"
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