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Clips from Friends - The One Where Phoebe Runs (S06E06)

"Leave."
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"No, I have all the good words."
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"Yeah, oh, it'll be fun."
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"So, theoretically, you could download..."
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"She's gonna be my new roommate."
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"So, uh, where are you from?"
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"I didn't know that either."
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"Hey, look at all the boxes."
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"I cannot wait to ask her out."
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"You guys, I'm telling you, when she runs..."
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"...and the Six Million Dollar Man."
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"Monica had such a crush on him. Ha, ha."
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"I don't know how to get out of it. I mean, I live with her."
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"Well, I guess Joey went home."
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"I got you."
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"Yeah, not bad, right?"
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"How's that going, though? Are you okay with the not-flirting thing?"
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"Sorry. There's just more room out here."
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"I just... I didn't want you to touch me..."
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"It's just my thongs are too delicate for the dryer."
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"Did you get Monica's authorization to move all of her stuff?"
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"Yes. I'm gonna put it back exactly where I found it."
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"Look, Chandler, Monica is really weird about this kind of stuff, all right?"
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"Other people just wreck stuff."
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"I really think I might kill someone tonight."
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"What are you talking about? The couch is perfectly in line with the carpet."
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"Look, I need your help, okay?"
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"No, no, no, I've seen it happen."
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"Yeah, Monica doesn't like that either. Maybe I should stop doing that."
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"Phoebe, look, I just wanted to say that I'm sorry, okay?"
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"Well, I didn't get embarrassed running next to Miss:"
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"No, no, I can see why running with me would be embarrassing to you."
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"Listen, I am not uptight, man."
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"So really, what did you have?"
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"Sure."
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"Oh."
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"Oh!"
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"Do you want me to be afraid of you?"
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"My gosh, Chandler, what you did is a wonderful thing..."
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"...and I really appreciate it."
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"You come here to me."
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"Okay. Now..."
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"...as an actual human brain."
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"- Ready? Okay. - Yeah."
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"- Hi. Rachel. Phoebe's. - It's. And."
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"- Please. - Leave."
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"But I just said "leave.""
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"Yeah, I know, because you have all the good words."
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"What do I get? I get "it's, and." Oh, I'm sorry, I have "A." Forget it."
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"- Come on, that's silly. - All right. So let's switch."
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"Okay, fine, fine. We can switch."
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"- Okay. - Okay."
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"- Hi. - Everybody."
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"- It's. - Rachel."
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"- And. - Phoebe's."
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"Pleas... Wait. How did you do that?"
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"What?"
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"Oh, you're no ordinary roommate, are you?"
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"Phoebe, come on, can we finish this later? I wanna go running before it gets dark."
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"- Why don't you come with me? - Really?"
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"We'll run in the park. It'll be like our first, you know, roommate-bonding thing."
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"Okay, let's go running!"
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"- Yeah, and there's cute guys there. - Let's run towards them!"
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"Okay."
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"Wait just one more second."
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"Hi, it's Phoebe and Rachel's. Please leave a message. Thanks!"
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"Now, wait a minute. You just took all the words."
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"Uh-huh. You've met your match, Rachel Green."
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"- So I just finished this fascinating book. - Hmm."
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"By the year 2030, there'll be computers..."
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"...that can carry out the same amount of functions as an actual human brain."
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"...your thoughts and memories into this computer..."
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"...and live forever as a machine."
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"And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open."
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"- Hey. BOTH: Hey."
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"Honey, it was a great idea, nailing the boxes to the floor."
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"- I didn't nail the boxes to the floor. - Oh, so you can move them."
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"Yes."
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"Yes, and while I'm doing that, Ross has a great computer story for you."
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"Hey, everybody. Uh, I'd like you to meet Janine."
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"- Hi. JANINE: Hi."
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"And she's gonna live with me!"
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"It's nice to meet you. Janine?"
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"Lecroix. Janine Lecroix."
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"I didn't know that. What a pretty last name."
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"Australia. I just moved here a couple of weeks ago."
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"- From the land down under? - Yeah."
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"- I'm a dancer. - You're a dancer?"
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"She's a dancer."
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"- Well, I think I'll go and unpack. - Here, let me..."
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"- Joey? JOEY: Yeah?"
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"Did you even interview this woman before you asked her to move in?"
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"- Of course I did. - Uh-huh."
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"What exactly did you ask her?"
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"When can you move in?"
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"Thank you for bringing her into our lives."
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"Unbelievable."
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"Oh. Oh, so you like her too, Chandler?"
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"Wait a minute, Joey. Joey, you can't ask her out."
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"She's your roommate. It'll be way too complicated."
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"Yeah, man, don't do it."
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"I mean, if you date her, then I can't date her."
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"Think about it. Remember when you were going out with Donna and you broke up..."
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"...remember how horrible it was when you bumped into her at the supermarket?"
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"Oh, God, yeah."
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"Now imagine you live at the supermarket."
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"Okay."
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"- No, no. - Oh. Oh."
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"You're right. I don't want that. I can't date her."
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"And you'd better watch the flirting too, because in close quarters..."
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"...it could be trouble. - Well, that's gonna be tough, Mon."
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"I mean, it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt."
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"Heh. Well, you're around me all the time, and you don't flirt."
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"A little sad about that, sweetie?"
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"I have to tie my shoes, so you go ahead. I'll catch up."
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"- Okay. PHOEBE: Okay."
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"Come on, that's not running. Let's go!"
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"...she looks like a cross between Kermit the Frog..."
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"She used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed."
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"I used to do that too."
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