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Clips from Friends - The One with the Memorial Service (S09E09)

"Maybe we finish this for him."
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"- And send. - No, no... You can't do that to him."
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"Hey. How was basketball?"
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"It was fun. Right up until Chandler got a finger in the eye."
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"- Rash? - Yeah?"
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"I know that."
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"Rachel, let's be clear on this, okay? I do not love Huggsy."
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"All right. Well, Emma loves him."
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"- You feeling better? - Breaking up sucks."
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"Unless... Am I being too crazy about this?"
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"Look at you. All sweet and innocent, sleeping like an angel."
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"...so I came in to make sure she could reach Huggsy."
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"...that you are "as gay as the day is long"?"
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"Well, I guess I should've known. Yeah."
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"Hang up-Hang UP-"
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"Posting that I died? That really isn't funny."
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""I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing."
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"And if you see him, you're gonna wanna get back together."
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"- Come here! - No!"
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"Oh, I loved her so much. I took her everywhere. I would braid her tail..."
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"- But he's the same. - I think she wants the old one back."
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"You're not the same."
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"Well, when you get over this breakup, we need to go shopping."
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"Yeah, I just kind of want to be alone right now."
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"- Who's that? - I ordered Chinese food."
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"- What are you doing here? - Phoebe called me."
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"- Phoebe! - I'm sorry. I broke down."
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"Base unit. Think, Monica, think!"
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"Sorry. I guess I was thrown off by the mention of my name."
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"Look, guys, you can't do this."
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"Not if nothing happens. Why can't we just hang out as friends?"
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"Sure. If you're just gonna hang out as friends, then maybe I'll join you."
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"You know, on the way over here, I saw this drunk guy throw up."
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"Look, I just wanted to apologize."
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"Don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me."
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"Actually, I don't need to, because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work."
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"Okay? There were no responses."
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"...so the joke, my friend, is on you."
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"I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner. And I carried that guy."
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"All right. Look, let's think about this, okay?"
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"No, that would be stupid. You're having it for me."
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"Uh, original or crappy?"
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"- Original. - No. Sorry. Haven't seen him."
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"All right, fine! It's original Huggsy!"
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"- It does? - Yeah."
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"I would have stopped to memorize your face, the way you moved."
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"Everything about you."
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"- Excuse me? - What's with the kissing?"
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"Hey, at least I knew where my guy was."
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"Please, one ridiculous problem at a time."
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"I thought so many times about calling him and asking him out."
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"I'm still alive!"
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"...than if this room were filled with people."
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"I can't believe I had a crush on you."
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"Actually, no. Even if I had died, you would not be left childless."
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"- You ready to go? - Let me just finish this."
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"Hey, Ross. Check this out."
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"Yeah, I can't do that. Heh."
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"- What are you doing? - Have you seen this?"
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"It's our new alumni website for college."
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"You can post messages for people, let everyone know what you're up to."
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"Oh, great. A faster way to tell people that I'm unemployed and childless."
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"It's actually interesting to find out what people are doing."
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"Remember Andrea Rich?"
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"- Tall girl, wouldn't sleep with you? - Uh-huh."
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"Well, her Internet company went under, and she lost an ear in a boating accident."
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"Bet she'd sleep with you now."
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"No, I already e-mailed her."
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"Let me see what you wrote about yourself."
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"- Oh. - "Doctor of paleontology, two kids.""
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"Wait a second. You split with Carol because you had different interests?"
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"I think you split with Carol because you had one very similar interest."
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"You know what? I'm gonna finish this later, okay? Let me just grab my coat."
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"Okay."
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"What, did you think you learned how to do it in the last two minutes?"
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"Also, I cloned a dinosaur in my lab."
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"She is now my girlfriend."
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"I don't care what society says, it's the best sex I've ever had."
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"- All right, let's go. - Dude!"
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"And send."
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"Oh, no. Who did that?"
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"Chandler. Yeah."
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"H93'-"
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"What's Huggsy doing in the crib with Emma?"
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"She was just crawling around and she found him..."
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"...so I just let her sleep with him."
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"- That's all right, isn't it? - Of course. Yeah."
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"It's a stuffed animal, you know? It's for kids. Not for adults."
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"Joey, you're sure? I mean, I know how much you love him."
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"I like him a normal amount."
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"Yeah. Well, why wouldn't she? He's a wonderful person."
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"- Hi. - Hey, Phoebe. How you doing?"
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"- Oh, I really miss Mike. - Oh, I'm so sorry."
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"I've tried everything to feel better. I even tried writing a song about it..."
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"...but I can't think of anything that rhymes with:"
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"Hey, Monica, I'm gonna need your help getting through this."
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"You're saying you're not gonna need my help?"
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"No. When I get to the point where I'm ready..."
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"...to hear cruel, mocking jokes about Mike, I'm gonna come to you."
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"Oh, good, because I've already thought of three. Four! I just thought of a fourth."
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"Okay. I mean, I know I did the right thing."
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"Mike never wants to get married..."
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"...and I shouldn't be in a relationship that has no future."
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"But pretty soon, I'm gonna miss him so much..."
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"...I'm gonna want to see him again, and you have to stop me."
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"Okay, you got it."
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"All right, so, you know, there's no future."
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"But that doesn't mean we still can't have fun."
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"- You know what? Forget what I said. - Really?"
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"- All right, if that's what you want. - That was a test, and you just failed."
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"Damn it! Rookie mistake."
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"I have sex with dinosaurs?"
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"I believe I read that somewhere."
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"Not only is it not funny, it's physically impossible. Okay?"
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"Depending on the species, I'd have to have a 6-foot-long... It's not funny!"
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"I respectfully disagree."
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"I can't believe you put that on my alumni page."
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"- Who cares? Nobody reads those. - You better hope not..."
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"...because I just read what you put on your page."
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"- I don't have a page. - Oh, I respectfully disagree!"
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