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Clips from Friends - The One with Ross's Step Forward (S08E08)

"And to be completely honest, he's not that good in bed."
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"I mean, look at that guy, for example."
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"But right now, with the way I'm feeling.."
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"Wait a second! This is about the fourth month of your pregnancy, right?"
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"-Really? So this has happened to you? -Absolutely!"
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"Wow, this explains so much!"
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"Yeah, that's what you need. A good pill."
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"I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center."
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"Ordinarily, I would love to, but I am just swamped right now."
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"Oh, my God! All he took were pictures of my breasts."
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"-I gotta get to work. Call me later? -Sure, sure."
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"I know. Can you believe that?"
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"I'm sorry. What's the big deal about a holiday card?"
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"Married couples send out cards. Families send out cards."
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"-What is she, crazy? -That's your wife you're talking about!"
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"I just thought it would be something fun for us to do together.."
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"but okay, that's okay."
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"Can I have $20?"
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"I thought it felt a little hotter in the office today."
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"I didn't know you and Kara divorced. I'm sorry."
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"Well, give it time."
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"Tomorrow night it is. I should be out of court by 6."
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"I can't do this alone."
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"Here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?"
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"-How many did you want? I'll get 100. -A hundred?"
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"Mona?"
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"I'm not sure about the whole card thing."
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"Sending out a holiday card together?"
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"I didn't think of it that way. You're right."
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"We should talk about that, don't you think?"
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"You know who I'm talking about? Bowl haircut, hairy fingers?"
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"It's going really good. But enough about me! Come on."
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"Okay, then. Would you like to lie down on the table?"
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"Would you like me to lie down on the table?"
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"Oh, yeah! The Evander Holyfield phase."
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"You wish."
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"Oh, hey. Hey, Ross! How's it going with you and Mona?"
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"about where the relationship is going."
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"No self-respecting man would ask a woman, "So where is this going?""
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"Ross, you asked me that."
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"What are you gonna say to her? Where is this relationship going?"
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"Because then she's gonna say, "Well, it's not moving anywhere.."
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"I don't think I'm quite there yet."
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"I'll just say I like things the way they are, and hope for the best."
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"I think if it was a little colder in here.."
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"I could see your nipples through that sweater."
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"My ex-wife didn't work."
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"Fine. Tomorrow night then."
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"of her bocce ball tournament."
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"Monica and I split up."
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"Hold me."
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"Good God, Bing. Well, I can't say I'm altogether surprised."
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"Well, they're lucky to have you, sir."
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"Bing, my boy, we're gonna get you over this."
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"Oh, no! Monica would freak."
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"But to hell with that bitch!"
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"Yeah, I think I suggested that."
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"That's the real question."
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"And the answer is.."
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"But you're not getting any younger."
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"No! I mean, not you. Not you."
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"Well, to sum up.."
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"-Really? -Really."
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"She's like this conversational wizard."
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"Where?"
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"He's here to have sex with you."
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"Rachel, I was talking to this guy. I think he'll have sex with you."
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"No! I don't care what my hormones are doing! I won't do it with some random guy!"
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"Fine! Then you tell Roger, because he was really looking forward to this!"
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"I did it, and I felt a lot better! You might even hit a seagull in the head."
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"What are you trying to tell me?"
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"I'm trying to tell you.."
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"I made you a mix tape."
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"And I love spending time with you."
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"It was awful."
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"When I wouldn't give him my wedding ring, he threw a soda can at a bird."
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"Come here. I can breathe through my mouth."
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"-Oh, sweetie. -You know what the worst part was?"
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"Please promise me that you'll never leave me.."
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"Speaking of together, how about we send out a holiday card this year?"
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"I don't know if we're there yet."
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"-I'll call you back. -Who was that?"
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"I don't hang up on your friends."
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"Okay, this is really embarrassing, but lately, with this whole pregnancy thing.."
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"I'm just finding myself.."
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"Erotically charged."
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"Is that college talk for "horny"?"
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"Yeah. I have all of these feelings, and I don't know what to do about them."
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"All I really want is one great night! Just sex."
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"I know!"
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"Get back in there!"
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"Phoebe. Will you check out that guy by the window. Wow!"
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"What is wrong with me lately? It's like, every guy I see."
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"all I want to do is rip off his sweatpants and fanny pack."
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"-Yeah. -This is completely normal."
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"Around the fourth month, your hormones start going crazy."
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"And keep in mind now, I was carrying triplets."
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"So in medical terms, I was thrice as randy."
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"Well, I go see my doctor tomorrow. I'll ask her about this."
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"Maybe she can give me a pill or something."
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"Oh, no. Short, crazy guy recognizes me. Worst mistake of my life."
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"Great. Hey, Joey, want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice-skating?"
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"Oh, yeah. Probably at the end."
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"I'm missing picture time!"
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"You know, she has a face, Ross."
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"I didn't take these, okay? I didn't even know my camera had a zoom lens."
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""Comma, officer.""
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"It looks like a holiday card."
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"With the tree in the middle and the skaters and the snow."
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"Good job, pretzel pervert."
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"Do you want to send this one out together?"
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"Together? Like, to people?"
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"Yeah. "Happy holidays, from Mona and Ross." It'll be cute, okay?"
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"Okay."
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"Congratulations! You just got married!"
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"People who have been dating for a couple of months don't send out cards."
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"I like things just the way they are."
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"I'm finally in a relationship that's not moving too fast."
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"You know, ordinarily, I'd be divorced by now."
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"This."
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