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Clips from Friends - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt (S05E05)

"Wow, you look nice. What's the occasion?"
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"- How'd you get in? - Oh."
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"- Hi, Chandler. - Hey, Caitlin."
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"Somebody got a haircut."
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"Ugh. I hate it. I look like an 8-year-old boy."
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"If that was true, gym class would've been more interesting."
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"Oh, it's in the back. The duck pissed him off."
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"- What? - The flirting."
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"I'm good. I'm okay."
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"I am so proud of Joey."
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"But don't you think it should be called Order and Law?"
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"Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl."
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"...it's the guy who's single..."
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"We don't need her measurements. Ha, ha."
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"I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?"
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"Hey, everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother."
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"- Big night! - Yeah, it's so cool."
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"Joey on Law and Order. You must be very proud."
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"She's the only one in the family who's always believed in me."
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"Big star."
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"Yeah. Yeah."
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"Oh, uh, Joey's grandmother's right there."
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"- Yeah, I'll be right back. - Okay."
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"Wow, Pheebs, you speak Italian?"
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"I guess so."
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"Oh, what, you want both of them? Ha, ha."
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"Oh, I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it."
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"No. No."
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"You lent me Monica's earrings? I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff."
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"What?"
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"...and I'm just saying I like it."
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"The hair."
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"You understand, I don't actually like 8-year-old boys."
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"...and you had to swoop in there! - What's going on?"
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"True story."
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"Yes, and I think it'd bother a lot of people."
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"Uh, no. No, it bothered me when he slept with other women."
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"Oh. No, you're right."
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"And when Caitlin gets here..."
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"On your dresser."
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"Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here."
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"Okay, everybody just keep smiling. It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out. Ha, ha."
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"Not likely. Because you see that body bag right there?"
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"Why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault."
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"If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?"
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"Oh, uh, soon. I'm gonna be on soon."
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"She doesn't know "hello," but she knows Capricorn One."
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"- Phoebe. - Hmm?"
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"It's not here, Pheebs. It's not here. Oh!"
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"I went to Chandler's last night."
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"Wait a minute, Chandler has a jewelry box?"
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"How's that, uh..."
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"You and those, uh, vegetables have a real, uh..."
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"...thing going on, huh?"
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"Shh. Shh."
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"Go on, teach me about men and women."
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"But the guy thinks, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me.""
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"- Well, that's pathetic. - Again, true."
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"- This goes for all guys? - All guys that are awake."
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"All guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way."
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"- You got, like, 10 minutes left. - I know!"
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"What am I gonna do? Oh!"
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"The earring, no. But I found my sunglasses."
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"Okay. Calm down. Here they are."
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"Oh, God! She's gonna kill me."
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"Oh, that'd be great."
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"I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry."
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"All right, well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it, you lost it."
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"I lost it. I'm so sorry, honey. I feel terrible too."
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"First it's my jewelry. If it's not that, it's my sweater."
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"- Your sunglasses? - Yes."
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"Okay, here goes."
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"Prepare yourselves for some class-A flirting."
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"You'll see."
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"Oh, what's her name?"
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"Caitlin!"
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"Okay, um..."
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"So..."
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"What?"
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"Well, okay."
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"Hey, hey. Don't worry about it."
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"Okay. Well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes."
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"What else do they add smell to?"
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"Oh, my God! That was flirting?"
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"- Yeah. - Wow."
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"I'm telling you, he's really sweet and really funny..."
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"You've got till Monday. Then I move to dismiss."
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"Um, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway."
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"Yeah."
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"Why am I looking?"
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"- You look amazing. - Aw."
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"I'm the luckiest man in the world."
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"My boyfriend really does have great taste."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Monica and I are celebrating our 10-month anniversary."
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"- Got reservations at Jean-George. - Wow."
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"...and they'll seat us if we both have chicken and don't get dessert."
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"- It's, uh, $27 even. - Oh, okay. Here you go."
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"Where's the chicken?"
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"He said that eggs came first."
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"- Ha, ha, thanks. I'll see you later. - Okay. Bye."
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"What the hell was that?"
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"Aren't you supposed to be going out with, hmm, let's see, my sister?"
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"I was not flirting."
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"It was totally flirting! "Somebody got a haircut...""
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"First of all, the impression? Uncanny."
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"Second, that wasn't flirting. That was just casual conversation between two people."
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"Oh! Yeah, right."
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"You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting."
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"- He's gonna be on Law and Order! - I know."
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"No, because they arrest the guy and then try him."
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"Yeah. Don't get me started on that."
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"- I was not flirting. - And on your anniversary. For shame!"
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"I was not. And oh, God! Shh!"
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"I'm sorry, but you were. And besides, if anyone should be hitting on her..."
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"...the guy who can do something about it."
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"Sounds like someone wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl."
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"Well..."
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"Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?"
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"Ha, ha, Ross, we broke up two years ago. You've been married since then."
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