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Clips from Friends - The One with the Free Porn (S04E04)

"-What's that? -Treeger's snaking the shower drain."
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"And I'm sad."
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"Why would he turn off the TV?"
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"Do we really have to watch this while we eat?"
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"So no one touches the remote, and no one touches the TV."
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"We still have porn."
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"You're blocking the porn!"
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"That reminds me. I have to see my ob-gyn today."
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"We said our goodbyes this morning."
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"You must feel horrible. Hey, the guys have free porn."
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"I don't know."
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"Emily said I was pretty good."
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"You could live out my fantasy."
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"Do you love her?"
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"You'll probably catch her at the gate."
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"Everyone at the gate will applaud."
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"Then you two can sneak into the cockpit."
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"Things will start to heat up."
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"Have we talked about multiple births?"
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"Giving birth to three is like giving birth to one."
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"What do you know?"
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"-Have you ever had triplets? -No. I'm sorry, I haven't."
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"And you say "Oh, that's nice.""
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"I've finally got my band!"
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"We'll have a big family! I always wanted a big family."
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"No, back to happy. Back to happy!"
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"It's going to be fine..."
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"It'll be like my very own little sweatshop."
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"The best thing for me to do is drop out of college and get a job."
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"You can't give up on your dream!"
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"I had to see you before you took off."
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"This is the final boarding call for flight 009."
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"Well, that's me."
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"Thank you."
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"What is that song?"
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"Did he also say that the dialogue was corny?"
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"Yeah, he likes porn."
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"To find out if he really thinks models are too skinny."
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"How'd it go?"
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"You work for a big company."
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"What information can you give me?"
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"That's not right."
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"So you go to Tokyo."
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"Go home and wait for her call. She could call from the plane."
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"But if she doesn't call, it is definitely over!"
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"Unless, eventually, I call her to see what's going on..."
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"Why don't you turn it off?"
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"I don't wanna have to tell him that I did."
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"Did you ever asked you dad that?"
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"Good, you're here!"
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"Don't you hate to cut a tin can with an ordinary steak knife?"
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"Pregnant woman slays four?"
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"-What's that? -My Saturn dealership."
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"-Ross. -Emily. Hi."
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"How was your flight?"
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"Ross, there's something that I've got to tell you."
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"There's someone else."
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"She doesn't know who she wants. Me or this "Colin" guy."
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"This isn't how it's supposed to go. There can't be another guy."
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"You have to go to London. You have to go fight for her."
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"When Rachel was with Paolo, what did you do?"
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"You sat back and let him have her. You didn't fight."
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"Oh, I see."
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"-You want that to happen with Emily? -No."
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"Really?"
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"All right. I'm going to do it."
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"Can you pick me up one of those Toblerone bars at the airport?"
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"I'll open a massage place. Frank will help me."
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"We were walking down the street, and we saw your van."
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"I'll bolt a table in the van, and you know what I've got?"
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"A place that no one will get out of alive?"
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"Think about it. It's a taxi that people take when they need to relax."
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"-What was that? -I just put my fist through another wall."
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"About four hours."
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"It's not Relaxi-Cab. It's Relaxi-Cab. Like Taxi-Cab."
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"Nothing."
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"Yes, Joey, you can have all the chocolate you want."
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"I suppose I've given my neighbors a good laugh."
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"Mrs. Newman, if you're listening, bugger off. None of your business."
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"Ross, I love you."
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"Thank you."
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"I was just at the bank. There was this really hot teller..."
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"Ready?"
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"There's one, two and three."
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"-Oh, man. -I can't believe it."
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"I know."
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"Don't worry, I won't let the other two know."
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"Oh, man!"
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"What in the name of hell?"
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"Maybe he found your flip-flop."
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"Is this porn?"
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"I must have hit something on the remote."
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"Do we pay for this?"
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"Maybe this is how they punish us."
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"Joey pressed something on the remote and it just came on."
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"It happened to me once. It was like finding money."
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"Finding money with naked people on it!"
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"But I made the mistake of turning off the TV."
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"I never got it back again."
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"And no one touches the air around the TV."
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"Imagine a protective porn bubble, if you will."
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"I'm at least going to mute it."
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"What are you doing? That's too heavy. Give it here."
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"I'm too pregnant for lugging around a stupid massage table."
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"I need a job with a smaller table."
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"Or a job without a table."
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"You mean, like a doctor?"
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"Emily just went to the airport."
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"Why didn't you take her?"
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"Her uncle had planned to do it."
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"Hey, cheer up. You'll see her again, right?"
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"When I brought it up, she said..."
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"..."This is so fantastic. Why talk about the future?"
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"-Let's enjoy" -Don't do the accent. It really bums me out."
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"Well, that's someone you should hang on to."
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"-Why do you care? -Because!"
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"You know, the fantasy."
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"Meet a foreigner, fall madly in love and spend your lives together."
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"Is that why you hung out with that Ukrainian kid in school?"
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"We said it would only be two weeks."
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