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Clips from Friends - The One with the Boobies (S01E01)

"That's a relatively open weave. I can still see..."
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"That's pretty much it."
Friends
"Now go away so we can talk about you."
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"What were you doing seeing her boobies?"
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"I wouldn't wanna be there when the laughter stops."
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"- How did you know that? - It's textbook."
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"Excuse me?"
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"Her name's Ronni."
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"Sure."
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"- Since then? - No, it's only been six years."
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"I wanted you to think of a nice memory so you'd know I'm not a terrible guy."
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"- What are you doing? - Chopping garlic."
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"You're having an affair, I chop garlic. It's a wacky world."
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"Your dad's in love. The worst part is, it's with two different women."
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"It's like if you woke up and found out..."
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"...your dad leads this double life."
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"I don't think so. That would involve sex."
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"I'd like to think that our parents don't do that."
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"I know. Why can't parents just stay parents?"
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"You know, I don't see that happening."
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"Come on. He's right. Tit for tat."
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"Well, I'm not showing you my tat!"
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"Come on up."
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"- What's the matter with Rog? - It's a little thing. I hate that guy!"
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"I don't know. Maybe low self-esteem?"
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"You could've sabotaged your marriage..."
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"I married a lesbian to make you look good!"
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"...and the Weeble's Cruise Ship..."
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"Pheebs, we're gonna catch that movie, we gotta go."
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"- Feel better. - We're gonna be late, sweetie."
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"Good night, you guys."
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"Oh, look. It's the woman we ordered."
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"I'm Ronni."
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"Joey's having an embolism, but I'd go for a nip."
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"Joey, if I go first, I wanna be looking for my keys."
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"Hello, babe! What are you doing here?"
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"Thank you."
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"I want you here so I can keep an eye on you."
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"Wow, he's strict."
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"That sounds weird not followed by, "No, it's late.""
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"- I can't sleep in my underwear. - Well, you're gonna."
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"Are they end-to-end, or tall, like pancakes?"
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"I always figured, when the right one comes along..."
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"When they wanted you in your father's business, did you cave?"
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"...you'll have the guts to say, "No, thanks, I'm married.""
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"Oh, I'm Ronni. Ronni Rapalono."
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"- Come on in. - Thanks."
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"We just feel that he's...."
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"Why'd you fill your father's head with garbage..."
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"Not that wood shop, not those stupid little ships in the bottle."
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"Look, honey, in an ideal world..."
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"...there'd be no her and your father would look like Sting."
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"I know you did, cookie. I know you did."
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"Could I take her?"
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"Oh, no! Don't ever do that!"
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"- What's wrong, sweetie? - Nothing."
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"- No, what's wrong? Come on. - Okay."
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"They don't see all the good and sweet stuff."
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"- I'm not at all surprised about that. - That's why you're so great."
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"It's quite typical behavior..."
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"...when you have this kind of dysfunctional group dynamic."
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"You know, this kind of codependent, emotionally stunted..."
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"Love me! I need love!"
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"He got a restraining order."
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"Things have changed here on Waltons'mountain."
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"Hi, Joey. What's going on?"
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"Sorry, wrong boobies!"
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"- I'm sorry! - That is it!"
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"You barge in here and you don't knock?"
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"You have no respect for privacy. No, you wait!"
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"- Can I just say one thing? - What?!"
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"...your nippular areas."
Friends
"Honey, tell them the story about your patient..."
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"...who thinks things are other things."
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"When the phone rings and she takes a shower."
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"- But you tell it really well, sweetie. - Thanks. Okay."
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"Okay. I'll miss you."
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"- Isn't he great? - He's cute. He likes you so much."
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"I know. He's so sweet. And so complicated, you know?"
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"And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky."
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"Think you'll do it on his couch?"
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"It's vinyl."
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"Okay, you guys want anything else?"
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"- Could I have? - We're all out. Anybody else?"
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"It was an accident. I wasn't across the street with a telescope."
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"Can we change the subject, please?"
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"These aren't her "boobies." These are her breasts."
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"I always liked "Bazoombas.""
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"Gives them a Latin spin."
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"Why are you embarrassed? They were very nice boobies."
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""Nice"? They were "nice"?"
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"That's it? I mean, mittens are "nice.""
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"Okay. Rock, hard place. Me."
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"You're so funny!"
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"He's really funny."
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"Whoa, back up there, sparky."
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"...that you use your humor to keep people at a distance."
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"I mean, I just met you. I don't know you from Adam."
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"Parents divorced before you hit puberty."
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"Hey, you guys. You all know my dad, right?"
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"- How long are you in the city? - Two days. I got a job."
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"I'm better off staying with Joey..."
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"- I don't know this one. - This is my friend Roger."
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"- Good to meet you. - You too."
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"- What happened to the puppet guy? - Dad."
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"Oh, excuse me. So, Ross, how's the wife?"
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"Chandler, say something funny."
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"I gotta go. Miss you too."
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"- I love you, but it's getting late - Say hi. Hey, Ma."
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"Did you know this isn't Ma?"
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"She's a pet mortician."
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"So, how long you been...?"
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"Remember when you were a kid, I'd take you to the navy yard?"
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"You don't crush it?"
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"Joe, you ever been in love?"
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"- I don't know. - Then you haven't."
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"- You're burning tomatoes. - You're one to talk."
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"Oh, man! Please tell me one of them is Ma."
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"He's like actually some spy working for the CIA."
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"That'd be cool."
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