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Clips from Friends - The One with the Dirty Girl (S04E04)

"We had a great time. And we're going out again tomorrow."
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"You have any wrapping paper?"
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"Don't touch it, because your fingers have destructive oils."
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"Then you'd better keep it away from Ross' hair."
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"No big deal. I just went to some bookstores..."
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"What a great way to say, "I secretly love you, roommate's girlfriend.""
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"Does it?"
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"I'll make sure Joey gets her something really great."
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"Sixty guests."
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"Why'd you have to turn it down?"
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"That would be great! Thank you."
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"ALL: Yes!"
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"- I know! - And not one of your coupons..."
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"...and I want to finish one without any help."
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"Fine."
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"Oh, my God! It was the best funeral ever!"
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"Mon, I'm so happy for you!"
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"Have a seat."
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"[CANS CRUNCHING]"
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"Do you have any, um, Cinnamon Fruit Toasties?"
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"Okay, um... Don't take this the wrong way..."
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"No. I hate this part."
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"Oh. Good. Thank you."
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"- Dear? - The matter of..."
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"Jack used to handle the finances."
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"Go see a musical."
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"The 1996 Tony Award winner."
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"Yes! Rent!"
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"It's two gifts in one. It's a pen that's also a clock. Huh?"
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"She's writing. She turns it over. "Whoa! It's time for my date with Joey!""
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"Would you like me to write her a little poem as well?"
Friends
"And there are some people who always try to get out of paying."
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"It's either "That massage wasn't long enough"..."
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"There weren't any tears till you showed her the bill."
Friends
"[SINGING] You're a grand old flag"
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"Nothing. I had to get out of there."
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"I tried that. She says it has a weird smell."
Friends
"- Listen, you like this girl, right? - Yeah."
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"[SNORTS]"
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"...and you get her something worse than that..."
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"...even if I don't get to be the one who gives it to her."
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"Oh, "pathetic"!"
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"Hey! I've been looking all over for you."
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"You didn't get the money?"
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"No! Hey! We're not leaving till we get paid!"
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"We are not leaving here until we are paid every penny, because..."
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"Good."
Friends
"I'll be right back. Make yourself comfortable."
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"Department of Sanitation?"
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"[BOTH LAUGHING AND MOANING]"
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"Aw!"
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"It's my hamster! It's Mitzi!"
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"I finished it! I did it all by myself!"
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"Yay! So good!"
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"And I'm a wuss. We should be partners."
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"Oh! Lt'll be like I have a wife in the '50s!"
Friends
"[BOTH SCREAM]"
Friends
"How did she like the gift?"
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"Yeah? That's great."
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"- Wow! - See..."
Friends
"Really? No, this is great!"
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"Good night."
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"No, I didn't mean the pen. Thank you for the book."
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"When Joey gave it to me he said:"
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"No?"
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"Yeah, come to Papa!"
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"I know!"
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"Probably the only time I'll say this..."
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"...but did you see the ass on her?"
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"What did you? When did you?"
Friends
"How did you? How did you get a girl like that?"
Friends
"So what is she, like a spokesmodel? An aerobics instructor?"
Friends
"Actually, she's a paleontology doctoral candidate..."
Friends
"...specializing in the Cenozoic Era."
Friends
"But that's, like, the easiest era."
Friends
"I've seen her at work, but I always figured..."
Friends
"[SCOFFS]"
Friends
"But, uh, I made her dinner."
Friends
"Maybe her friends are betting to see who gets the biggest geek."
Friends
"Fine by me. Hope she wins."
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"Hey!"
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"Is it for my birthday present?"
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"It was your birthday months ago."
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"You said you ordered something special and it just hadn't come yet."
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"I have a call in about that."
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"It's for Kathy. It's an early copy of her favorite book."
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"Oh! The Velveteen Rabbit!"
Friends
"When the boy's love makes the rabbit real..."
Friends
"This is pretty rare. How did you get that?"
Friends
"...talked to some dealers, called some of the author's grandchildren."
Friends
"Honey, that's so sweet."
Friends
"It doesn't say that."
Friends
"How will it look when you get her something incredibly meaningful..."
Friends
"...and expensive, and her boyfriend, Joey, gives her an orange?"
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"It's got to be better than that book."
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"Ooh! Like a crossbow!"
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"Once again, I am sorry."
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"Oh, my God! What happened?"
Friends
"I don't have the money or equipment..."
Friends
"...to handle something that big on such short notice."
Friends
"Wow, what is with all the negativity?"
Friends
"You sound like "Moni-can't," not "Moni-can"!"
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"Moni-ca."
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"You've been playing around with this catering for years."
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"- Do you want to be a caterer? - I don't know."
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"There you go! That's the spirit!"
Friends
"If you need money, I will lend you money. Just get moving!"
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"Really? I'd need $500 for all the food and supplies."
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"It's worth it if it'll get you moving. You haven't worked in months!"
Friends
"Neither have you."
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"Yes, but I'm doing this."
Friends
"- Hey! CHANDLER & KATHY: Hey!"
Friends
"Can I borrow your apartment keys?"
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"You can pee here."
Friends
"Ha-ha-ha. Yes, I can, of course. Excuse me."
Friends
"It's okay. The duck's using our bathroom anyway."
Friends
"What are you getting for her birthday?"
Friends
"We've been dating a couple weeks. I got to get her something?"
Friends
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