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Clips from Friends - The One with Frank Jr. (S03E03)

"Yeah?"
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"I started building one. But then I decided to take it to the next step."
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"- It's a one-day job, max. - Okay."
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"Her what?"
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"...and Jessica Rabbit."
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"And also, of course, if her sister was famous."
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"Hardy Boy."
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"- Peter Parker. - Thank you."
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"That kind of thing requires some serious thought."
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"First, I'd divide my prospective candidates into categories."
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"- This is Ross. - How are you?"
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"- Chandler. - Hi."
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"This is Monica."
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"It's an electric drill! You get me, you kill me!"
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"Calm down! Do you want this unit or not?"
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"Fine!"
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"What's wrong with my bathroom floor?"
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"A little more than I wanted to see."
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"It'd take forever to pry this up."
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"You should just leave it."
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"There. There you go."
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"We can put it back there after the surgeons remove it from your colon."
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"Give me a new floor!"
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"I can't. Chandler will kill me if I don't finish the unit."
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"- I'll pay you double what he's paying you. - He's not paying me anything."
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"I know what I wanted to ask you. Can you roll your tongue?"
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"Yeah, you can do it too. Yeah."
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"We don't have that."
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"I know a guy who's the 18th."
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"Melt stuff."
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"- Okay, I've got three of my five. - Three of your five what?"
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"All right. Who you got it narrowed down to?"
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"Susan Sarandon."
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"- And Isabella Rossellini. - Very hot. Very sexy."
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"She's never gonna be around."
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"Hey, can I use your phone?"
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"Oh, excellent!"
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"- How's it going with you guys? - So far it kind of blows."
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"Like you and Ross. Close and connected and..."
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"Honey, we're close now. You wouldn't believe the years..."
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"That's when the waistband goes over your head."
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"Just this!"
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"Spackle boy!"
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"Build the unit, Cinderellie Lay the tile, Cinderellie"
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"Yeah. I think even God rested on the seventh day."
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"...you'll be able to meet God and ask him about it yourself."
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"You work at one of those massage parlors?"
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"- No, I had no idea. - Alrighty."
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"Well, I don't think this. You know?"
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"Hey, do Monica and Rachel work there?"
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"These are final."
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"That was me."
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"Hey, it's my list!"
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"- You can't have sex with her! - Did you think I was a hooker?"
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"Fine."
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"So that's what you thought I did? God!"
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"I don't know. This is the city, you know? I just..."
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"Wait."
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"And how I told you about my likes and my dislikes."
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"Yeah. I guess I do."
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"Well, I wasn't hopping mad, you know?"
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"Well, this is my favorite part of the weekend. Right now. This."
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"She's not a hooker."
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"We got ourselves an entertainment unit raising."
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"No, seriously, can you help us?"
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"Okay, on three!"
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"- One, two... - Why don't we just go on two?"
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"- All right, but in the future... - Heavy thing! Not getting lighter!"
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"- One, two... - So we are going with two?"
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"It's not that bad. So it blocks a little of your door, a little of mine."
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"Let me just see if I've got this right."
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"Thank you."
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"- Isabella Rossellini! - Are you serious? Oh, my God!"
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"You don't think I'd go up to her?"
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"You know what, honey? You go ahead. We'll call her an alternate."
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"Are you really gonna let him do this?"
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"...Blue Velvet."
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"But that's okay. We have an understanding."
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"- Come on. - But... Okay."
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"I'm not on the list!"
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"I totally fit!"
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"Yeah. You got me."
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"I'm out 5 big ones."
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"Thank you."
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"Well, hello, Mr. Lincoln!"
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"So, what happened? Did a forest tick you off?"
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"You're building a post office?"
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"My word, those are snug!"
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"Yeah. These are my old work pants."
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"Sergio Valente."
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"Power saw kind of got away from me there."
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"Hey, Pheebs. Any sign of your brother?"
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"No, but he's always late."
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"- I thought you only met him once. - I did."
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"I think it sounds big sister-y, "Frank's always late.""
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"Well, relax. He'll be here."
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"I know. I'm just nervous."
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"It's just, Mom's dead, don't talk to my sister..."
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"...Grandma's been sleeping a lot lately."
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"It's just the last-desperate- chance-to-have-a-family kind of thing."
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"You're sweet to wait with me."
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"Does anyone else think David Copperfield's cute?"
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"No. But he told me he thinks you're a fox."
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"All right. Janice likes him."
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"In fact, she likes him so much, she put him on her freebie list."
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"...and the other one can't get mad."
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"The heart of every healthy relationship:"
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"So who's on your list?"
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"...Cindy Crawford, Halle Berry..."
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"...Yasmine Bleeth..."
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"You do realize that she is a cartoon and way out of your league?"
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"This is such a great thing."
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"Annie Esposito would never have dumped me had we had a list like this."
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"First, I need a boyfriend. Then I can have a list."
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"...Daniel Day-Lewis, Sting and Parker Stevenson."
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"Spider-Man?"
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"What about you, honey? Who'd be on your list?"
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"Everybody, this is Frank! My half brother, Frank!"
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"This is everybody."
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"- Joey. - Hey."
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