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Clips from Friends - The One with the East German Laundry Detergent (S01E01)

"- Multiple orgasms! - There you go."
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"- No plans, huh? - Not a one!"
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"Right, right. Shut up."
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"Chandler, nobody likes breaking up with someone."
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"There's that awkward moment when you've handed her the note."
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"Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling."
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"You dump Janice, I'll dump T ony."
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"That guy, he burns me up."
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"One Mississippi, two Mississippi..."
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"- Hey, Angela. - Joey."
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"That's because I'm wearing a dress that accents my boobs."
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"So, Rachel, what are you doing tonight?"
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"Big glamour night. Me and Monica at Launderama."
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"- Forget it. I'm with Bob now. - Bob? Who the hell's Bob?"
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"And not just at the fun stuff, but, like, talking too."
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"...brother. He's smart, he's sophisticated..."
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"...and he has a real job."
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"Ugly Naked Guy is laying kitchen tile."
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"Look, I'm asking a favor here."
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"I know, but Angela's different."
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"- Something else like a snowflake? - Yeah, yeah."
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"Monica's not coming. It's just gonna be me and Rachel."
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"It's the first time she'll see your underwear. You want it dirty?"
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"And the fabric softener?"
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"- I'll pick something else up. - There you go."
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"Thank you."
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"I don't wanna do that."
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"- Hey, Janice. - My God, I am so glad you called me."
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"That's not good."
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"- That's sweet. - I knew you had Rockys."
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"You can wear Bullwinkle and Bullwinkle or Rocky and Rocky, or you can mix."
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"Moose and squirrel. Whatever you want."
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"No, I'm still working on mine."
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"- That's it? - Yeah, it was really hard."
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"It's pretty. Unfortunately, I don't see suds!"
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"Hey, hey, hey! Her stuff wasn't in it!"
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"Do you? Do you? Oh, hey. You must need detergent."
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"Well, not myself. But I know other people that have."
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"...and your underpanty things."
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"Would they go with whites or with delicates?"
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"Where did you grow up?"
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"What?"
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"It's great to meet a smart, funny guy who's emotionally older than 8."
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"You can. It's like pulling off a Band-Aid."
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"Hi, Janice."
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"Here we go. I don't think we should go out anymore."
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"Except for the red sock, which is still red."
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"I can't even do laundry!"
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"So anyway..."
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"And I'm thinking how inappropriate this is."
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"Like you've never got a little rambunctious with Ross."
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"Well, maybe I am a little."
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"- I'm out of here! - Wait!"
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"...we can break them up."
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"Here's the thing. We're different."
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"Are you okay?"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Chandler, easy, easy. Go to your happy place."
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"- I'm fine, I'm fine. - All right."
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"I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now."
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"We ripped that couple apart and kept the pieces for ourselves."
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"I'm free! I'm free!"
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"That ought to do it."
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"Let it go. It's not a big deal."
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"Not a big deal? It's amazing. You reach in, there's one maneuver and bam!"
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"Come on! You guys can pee standing up."
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"We can? Okay, I'm trying that."
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"Women can see breasts anytime they want."
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"You look down, and there they are."
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"How you get any work done is beyond me."
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"I don't get how guys can do so many mean things..."
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"...and not even care."
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"Saturday night. The big night!"
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"Date night! Saturday night. Saturday night!"
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"Except for Kevin Millmore, may he rot in hell."
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"You finally get up the courage to do it."
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"If you want, I'll do it with you."
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"- You're breaking up with T ony? - He's sweet, but it's not fun anymore."
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"I don't know if it's me or his hunger strike, I don't know."
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"Do you want anything else?"
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"You had a nutty, chocolate-y, kind of cake-y, pie thing that"
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"What's wrong? Why so scrunchie?"
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"My father wants to give me a Mercedes convertible."
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"Yeah, it's a Mercedes if I move back home."
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"It was horrible! He called me "young lady.""
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"I hate when my father calls me that."
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"Did he say "You're not up to this" again?"
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"I got the extended version with choruses of..."
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"..."You'll Never Make it on Your Own.""
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"Hi, Joey."
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"Oh, my God! Angela!"
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"Wow! Being dumped by you agrees with her."
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"- Are you gonna go over there? - No. Yeah. No."
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"You look good."
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"You don't say."
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"You wanna hear a freakish coincidence? Guess who's doing laundry there too?"
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"Was that not clear?"
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"Why don't...?"
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"Don't you have a laundry room in your building?"
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"Yes."
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"I do have a laundry room in my building."
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"Apparently, they're attracted to dryer sheets."
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"They're going in fine, but they're coming out all fluffy."
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"Bob is great. He's smart, sophisticated, and he has a real job."
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"You go on three auditions a month and you're an actor. Bob"
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"Come on! We were great together."
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"Sorry, Joey. You said, "Let's be friends." So guess what?"
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"- What? - We're just friends."
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"Fine. Fine."
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"Why don't the four of us have dinner tonight? As friends."
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"What "four of us"?"
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"You and Bob, and me and my girlfriend..."
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"...Monica."
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"I'm telling you, this guy's perfect for you."
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"Forget it! Not after your cousin who could belch the alphabet."
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"Come on, this guy's great. His name's Bob. He's Angela's..."
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"I go on three auditions a month and say I'm an actor, but he's"
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"- God help us. - What?"
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"What's going on? You go out with tons of girls."
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"She's like one of a kind, like a snowflake or...."
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