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Clips from Friends - The One with the Screamer (S03E03)

"I was supposed to call my dad back, like, two hours ago."
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"Yeah, kind of. Uh, it's this woman from work."
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"- Green bottle next to the shaving cream. - Oh. Worm medicine for the duck."
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"WOMAN [ON RECORDING]: Please stay on the line."
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"Yes. Yes. I'm the next caller."
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"Hey."
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"Can you take a duck and a chick to the theater?"
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"- And break. ALL: Ha-ha-ha."
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"This is awkward."
Friends
"Yeah?"
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"Excuse me. I'm sorry."
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"What are you, a moron? Huh? It says, "D-13." Okay?"
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"- Well, the usher told me... - Oh. Oh, the usher must be right."
Friends
"So? So? What'd you think?"
Friends
"Almost as good as the play with the two naked girls on the seesaw."
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"I'm telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy, okay?"
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"[MONICA CHUCKLES]"
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"- Ross, I'm gonna go. - Go? Why?"
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"The Lucille Lortel Theatre...""
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"But Mr. Tribbiani is not the worst thing in this production.""
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"Listen, drama critics, they're nothing but people who couldn't make it as actors."
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"A plague..."
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"...on both your houses."
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"I know. That's why they trashed me."
Friends
"Why can't I just pick someone like you?"
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"Thanks."
Friends
"...so..."
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"Okay. Okay, okay. Ha, ha."
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"Sweet dreams."
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"Yeah, I walked her home..."
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"Oh."
Friends
"Seven-fifteen."
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"Look. Look, I wasn't gonna say anything to you, but..."
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"- We're kidding. Ross. - Ross. Ross."
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"You idiot! You gonna spill hot coffee all over me, huh?"
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"What are you? Just a big, stupid doofy idiot with a doofy idiot hairdo?"
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"[DOORBELL RINGS]"
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"I'm coming up."
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"[MUMBLING]"
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"[CHICK CHIRPING]"
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"They still want me for General Hospital."
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"Well, so stay for the museums."
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"So this is it, Victor?"
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"Listen, I, uh..."
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"I gotta say goodbye, and I gotta say it quick because this is killing me."
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"Because, Adrianne..."
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"Fine. Fine."
Friends
"Oh, Phoebe, are you still on hold?"
Friends
"Oh, yeah. He clicked on."
Friends
"He said call him as soon as you get a chance."
Friends
"- He's at Flimbees. - What's Flimbees?"
Friends
"Oh, yeah, that's the word I use when I can't remember the real thing."
Friends
"Okay, hang up. That's it. Come on."
Friends
"No. Rachel, that's what they want me to do."
Friends
"My warranty expires tomorrow. If I don't get through..."
Friends
"...they're not gonna fix my crappy, broken phone for free."
Friends
"We cannot let them win. It's us versus them."
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"Yes."
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"- Hey. ALL: Hi."
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"RACHEL & PHOEBE & CHANDLER: I have one."
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"I need two. I'm bringing Pete."
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"My boyfriend."
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"I have a boyfriend now."
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"Two it is. Ross, how about you?"
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"Uh, yeah, I, uh... I also need two."
Friends
"Really? Who's number two?"
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"Whose Number Two?"
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"One of the more difficult games sewer workers play."
Friends
"Uh, no one, it's just this person."
Friends
"Like a date-type person?"
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"I hope that won't be too weird. Will it, Rach?"
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"No. No, not at all. I was actually gonna bring someone myself so..."
Friends
"But you said one ticket."
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"I meant me plus one."
Friends
"Okay. Did, uh, you guys mean you plus one?"
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"- All right. I'll see you tonight. - Okay."
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"- Okay. Bye-bye. CHANDLER: Bye."
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"MONICA: Bye-bye."
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"Okay, I need a date."
Friends
"Oh, hey. You guys are finally gonna get to meet Kate."
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"And I, uh, borrowed some of your cologne. I hope she likes it."
Friends
"What are you doing? That's never gonna happen."
Friends
"- She's seeing somebody. - Yeah. And I don't have any cologne."
Friends
"- Here you go. You can wear this. - Thanks."
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"- Uh-huh. - Okay."
Friends
"Oh, I'm setting the phone down."
Friends
"But I'm still here."
Friends
"Just don't go anywhere. I'm still here."
Friends
"Don't switch or anything, because I'm right here. Just one sec."
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"One sec. One second."
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"- Wait. One second. Just... - Phoebe?"
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"PHOEBE: What? Monica, I'm scared."
Friends
"Okay. Honey, that's a sleeve, okay?"
Friends
"And we also have speakerphone."
Friends
"Your call is important to us."
Friends
"You gotta hang up. Because we're gonna be late."
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"WOMAN: Thank you for your patience. You're the next caller."
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"You were gonna have me hang up."
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"- Of course not. - No."
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"Okay, I just wanted them to hear it from somebody else."
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"- Hey. Hey, Rach. Hi. - Oh, hi, how are you?"
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"- Good. - Hey. Ha, ha."
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"- Ahem. Looks like we're the first ones here. - Yeah, looks that way."
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"First ones here."
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"[BOTH CHEERING]"
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"Hmm. Oh, Tommy, this is Ross. Ross, Tommy."
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"TOMMY: Hey. - Oh, I'm sorry. This is Cailin. Cailin..."
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"- Sorry. - Oh."
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"Okay, uh, I think I'm gonna run to the ladies' room."
Friends
"- Okay. I'll get our seats. CAILIN: I'll join you."
Friends
"So, uh... Well, this is, uh..."
Friends
"Well, you know, because Rachel and I used to go out. Ha, ha."
Friends
"Oh, I didn't know that."
Friends
"Oh."
Friends
"Well, then this is awkward."
Friends
"- So, what do you? Oh. Yeah. - I think we're here. Yeah."
Friends
"Uh. Huh."
Friends
"I think you may be in our seats."
Friends
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