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Clips from Friends - The One Where No One Proposes (S09E09)

"Joey?"
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"Look, Rach, l...."
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"Hey, Ross is here! Hey, look, it's my good friend Ross!"
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"-Hey, Ross. -Hey, Joey."
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"-Hey, you. -Hey, you."
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"And he brought flowers! Thanks, Ross. l'm really more of a candy kind of guy."
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"-Joey, could you give us a minute? -No."
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"He pulled a quarter out of my ear."
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"Aunt Liddy's coming? That means we get $5 each!"
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"So when do l get to meet Emma and show her this:"
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"Okay, wow."
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"But before you guys do that, l need to talk to you."
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"And Ross, l need to talk to you."
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"That reminds me. That Mr. Hazmegian still has my Game Boy."
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"-What? Why does she think that? -Because it kind of looked like l did."
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"Again, what?"
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"Okay, l was down on one knee with the ring in my hand--"
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"lt wasn't my ring. lt fell out of Ross' jacket..."
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"...and when l knelt down to pick it up, Rachel thought l was proposing."
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"lf you clear things up with Rachel, Ross never needs to find out."
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"l want a baby."
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"Honey, we've been over this. l need to be facing the other way."
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"-l think that closet's still available. -l am so tired."
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"Noted."
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"-And you really think this is a good idea? -l just talked him into it."
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"There he goes. Your fiancé."
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"Joey, this ring, l-- lt's beautiful. l love it."
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"Yeah. Look, Rach, there's something l gotta tell you."
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"lt's all right. lt takes babies a while to get it."
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"-But don't worry, it'll happen. -Okay."
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"-l'm sorry, honey, what were you saying? -Yeah, look, l think that--"
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"Why don't we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow?"
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"Congratulations."
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"No, no, that you and Rachel are engaged."
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"No, Rachel and l are not engaged."
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"Right, you are not engaged. l misunderstood her."
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"You know what? l'm just gonna go and talk to Rachel myself."
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"Why? Why, why would she think we're engaged?"
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"You know, Ross, doctors are supposed to be smart."
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"-l didn't give her that ring. -You didn't?"
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"-ls it an engagement ring? -Yes."
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"-But you were going to propose? -No!"
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"Did l?"
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"l just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn't for fun."
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"Before today, l never thought of you two having sex at all."
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"Well, get back in there! l'll guard the door!"
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"That's how l got my bad hip."
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"Seriously, sir, my brains, all over the wall."
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"l don't think we need to hear the specific positions you and Mom had."
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"You're right. This is about your positions."
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"Now, what l saw in the closet is not the optimum position..."
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"...for conceiving a child."
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"But pleasure is important, and it helps if the woman has an orgasm."
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"You up to the task, sailor?"
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"Joey asked me to marry him."
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"-ls he crazy? You just had Ross' baby! -Well, l said yes."
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"What, are you crazy? You just had Ross' baby!"
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"l know. Days of our Lives, thank you very much."
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"...and breaking them into smaller, more manageable pieces."
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"Okay, forget that."
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"You still haven't told Rachel you weren't proposing?"
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"...she seemed so excited, and then she took her breast out."
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"Look, it's not that easy. She said she wanted to marry me."
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"Okay, look, just do it gently."
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"You're right."
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"You're right. l'll go tell her now before Ross finds out, and l'll be gentle."
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"l can do that. l am a gentle person."
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"By the way, two people screwing in there if you want to check that out."
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"And confused."
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"l know."
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"l don't think you do."
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"You didn't propose to me."
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"Poor baby, you're so tired."
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"Chandler didn't propose to me."
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"-Yes, you did. -No, l didn't."
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"Yes, you did, and don't you say you didn't!"
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"He was right there. He got down on one knee and he proposed."
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"Yeah, but you said, ''Will you marry me?''"
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"You saw her breast?"
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"That's right. There's a lot going on here, and l think l ate some bad fruit earlier."
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"All right, so let me just get this clear."
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"You didn't propose."
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"You weren't gonna propose."
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"-l can't believe you're not gonna. -Hey, l am not gonna rush into anything."
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"Yeah, dude, l totally understand."
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"She's doing it! She's breast-feeding!"
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"We're so lucky."
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"Well, good. Okay."
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"You're wearing the ring."
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"What's that?"
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"And you told Phoebe you were engaged."
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"Sorry to bother you again, but could you pass my pamphlets back?"
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"Okay."
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"So..."
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"...l guess we should make it official, huh?"
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"You're weird today."
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"Listen, l wanted to talk to you about something."
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"Yeah. Actually, l kind of need to talk to you too."
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"-What? -l'm sorry. l meant, ''No.''"
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"Hi. Hey, look who's here."
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"Where's my granddaughter? l've been practicing my magic tricks."
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"-Hey, where's Mom? -She went to pick up Aunt Liddy."
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"Emma's in the nursery. l'll take you now if you want."
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"-But l really want to talk to you. -l know. l still need to talk to you."
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"Look at her, my first grandchild."
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"Well, of course, Ben. l meant my first granddaughter."
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"God, isn't she beautiful? Doesn't she look just like Rachel?"
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"What do you think our baby will look like?"
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"But it'll have my sense of humor."
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"Have you thought any more about you and Rachel?"
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"Yeah, actually l was gonna talk to her when you guys came in the room."
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"That's so exciting! Wow. You could've done that with us there."
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"-Yeah, right. -Sure. Okay."
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"You can touch yourself in front of us, but you can't talk to Rachel."
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"Oh, please. Just before, when you were asleep in the lounge."
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"That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV."
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"Dude, l just did something terrible."
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"As we all are at some point during the day."
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"Ross had a ring? And he was gonna propose?"
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"-l guess. -And you did it first?"
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