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Clips from Friends - The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath (S08E08)

"Do you?"
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"If that."
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"- Yep, healthy. And cute. - And smart."
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"- Fine, you go. - Okay. James."
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"Boy, do I have a surprise for you."
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"No. But someone's not gonna get over that idea."
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"- What? - I drew you a bath."
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"And got you this little plastic Navy ship! So it's a boy bath."
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"[ENYA'S "ONLY TIME" PLAYS]"
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"- So? - Oh, my God."
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"I know it's really not my place..."
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"You know what? I think I'll wait out here."
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"They're starting to effervesce."
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"He was talking about rules and right and wrong."
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"- Not Chandler. Just Joey. - Sure."
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"And you really do want her to be named Ruth."
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"There you go. Crushes happen all the time."
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"So I, uh... I called the doctor."
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"I'm not! We're having a girl!"
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"I know! You know what? I'm putting Ruth back on the table."
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"- Permission to veto. - Yes, please."
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"A friend he's looking at differently, but it's wrong."
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"- I'm not touching you. - You're not?"
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"JOEY: All right, it's a new day. That stuff about Rachel?"
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"You don't feel that now. It was crazy. You're fine. You're better than fine."
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"You are, as your friend Tony would say, "Great!""
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"Everything's normal. She's just your friend, Rachel."
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"Your friend, Rachel. Your friend. Rachel."
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"- Hi, sweetie. JOEY: Hey, it's your girlfriend, Rachel!"
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"Are you...? Are you high?"
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"I had the most amazing bath."
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"- Really? I don't like baths. - You like them with me."
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"Honey, it's not the bath I enjoy. It's the wet, naked lady."
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"- Baths are so relaxing. - Really? What do you do?"
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"You just sit in there, stewing in your own filth."
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"How dirty do you think I am?"
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"If you had some candles and bubbles and music, you'd love it."
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"It'd take all your stress away."
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"It's 2:00 on Wednesday, I'm watching Road Rules. How stressed am I?"
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"Hey, Chandler. I really need to talk to you."
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"Oh, uh, yeah. Is this a cold pizza or a leftover-meat loaf talk?"
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"- Well, neither. - Oh, my God, what's up?"
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"I don't know. It's just... Lately, I've been feeling..."
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"Okay, here's what it is. Heh."
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"- I feel a lot better. Thanks. - Wait a minute. Just come back."
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"Okay. You and Monica, friends for a long time."
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"And sure, there are rules. But then you went to London."
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"It was different for you guys. You were both in the same place."
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"- In London. - Yeah."
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"Yes, when Monica and I were in London, we were both in London."
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"This is a bad idea. Forget all about it."
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"This conversation, between you and me."
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"Hi. Oh, Ross, don't forget that doctor's appointment."
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"- Right. - To find out the sex of the baby?"
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"We don't wanna know as long as it's happy and healthy."
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"- Popular. - With an aptitude for science."
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"Are you two talking about the same baby?"
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"- Have you thought of names? - Oh, yeah. I've come up with a bunch."
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"- Really? Me too. - Me too."
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"- Really? - Uh-huh."
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"If it's a girl, Phoebe. And if it's a boy, Pheebo."
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"Maybe. But it wouldn't hurt to have a backup, you know?"
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"- Rach, what were you thinking? - Okay."
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"Um, I was thinking if it's a girl..."
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"...how about Sandrene? It's French. - Huh."
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"That's a really pretty name for an industrial solvent."
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"Hmm."
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"- Fine. What do you have? - It's for a boy."
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"I know it's a little out there, but..."
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"...Darwin."
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"Our child will be beaten in the schoolyard."
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"Yeah, by Sandrene."
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"You're saying that because I said no to you."
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"I'm really, really not."
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"How about you each get five vetoes?"
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"- All right. - That sounds fair."
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"I don't think you'll need it."
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"If it's a girl, Rain."
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"- Veto. - Why?"
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"Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain."
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"I know her!"
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"I bought a homemade soap from her at a Dead show!"
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"- Okay. How about for a guy, Thatcher? - Why do you hate our child?"
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"Huh."
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"- But only if it's a girl. - Oh, veto."
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"I like Ruth. What about Ruth?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. Are we having an 89-year-old?"
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"- How about Dayton? - Veto. Stewart."
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"Veto. Sawyer."
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"- Veto. Helen. - Veto."
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"Hey."
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"I don't like baths. Could you draw me a picture of sex on the balcony?"
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"Try it for me. I used all my best stuff."
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"I lit candles, I put on music. I used bath salts, plus bubble bath."
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"- This does butch it up a bit. - I swear, you will love it."
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"If I do this, can we discuss balcony sex?"
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"Absolutely."
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"But I know how that discussion's gonna go."
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"Who can say where the road goes?"
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"CHANDLER: All right, this isn't bad. I like the flowery smell."
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"Which is okay, because I've got my boat."
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"[MONICA KNOCKS]"
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"I told you you were a bath person. Hey, maybe I can give you a facial."
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"I'm gonna need a bigger boat."
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"I don't think you had an open mind about Ruth."
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"Little Ruthie Geller? How cute is that?"
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"Oh, my God, I can practically hear the mahjong tiles."
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"All your tests look fine. Are you interested in the sex of the baby?"
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"- No, we're not. - You have it right there?"
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"You know if it's a boy or a girl? Dayton or Sandrene? Phoebe or Pheebo?"
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"But if you don't wanna know..."
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"- No, we wanna wait. Right? - Right. Right."
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"Oh, I'll be right back."
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"...but please don't name your child Pheebo."
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"What? Rach, come on, that's terrible."
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"They're babies. They're all beautiful."
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"- Third one from the left? - Yeah. Why is it staring at me?"
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"I think it knows I'm talking about it. Don't you...? You're looking!"
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"- I didn't! - I saw you!"
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