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Clips from Friends - The One with Two Parts: Part 1 (S01E01)

"JOEY: Hello, miss? - It's Phoebe."
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"Okay, will that be all?"
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"Wait, wait. What are you doing here?"
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"...then you said, "Excuse me, miss." So now I'm here."
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"Right. Because it's close to where I live, and the aprons are really cute."
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"Can we start over?"
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"...but my monkey is out of control."
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"I've never done that."
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"Now tell me she doesn't look exactly like her sister."
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"I don't care. Phoebe's Phoebe. Ursula's hot."
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"Ooh. Oh, fun. Okay."
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"- Morley Safer. JOEY: Nope."
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"She works at that place, uh..."
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"Hmm? Yeah."
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"Not from where I was standing."
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"Where were you standing?"
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"It's mostly just dumb sister stuff, you know?"
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"To my parents, by then it was, "Yeah, what else is new?""
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"Oh, and I've got earth science, but I'll catch you in gym?"
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"I'm J.C. And he's Michael."
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"And, uh, this is Carol Willick, and this is Susan Bunch."
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"- But we're fine. - Absolutely."
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"Ouch."
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"[INTERCOM BUZZES]"
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"Hi."
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"Uh, yes. Uh, I was just going over your data."
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"- Weekly Estimated... - Oh, Net Usage Statistics."
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"[CHARACTERS SPEAKING IN SPANISH]"
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"Oh, cool. Urkel in Spanish is Urkel."
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"How long has that been there?"
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"Hey, where you been?"
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"[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]"
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"Sorry I'm late. Uh, where's Carol?"
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"...like a flower."
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"Relax."
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"Ever have to fire anyone?"
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"Yes. Yes, I am."
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"What?"
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"Would you like to have dinner sometime?"
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"- Bath salts would be nice. - Oh, okay. Good."
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"- Think she got fired at Riff's? - No, we were there last night."
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"It looks like her."
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"- Um, excuse me? - Yeah?"
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"Hi, it's us."
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"Right. And it's me."
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"Good choice."
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"- It's definitely her. - Yeah."
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"Once you're inside, you don't have to knock anymore."
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"We're just sitting around talking quietly."
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"I can hear you through the ceiling."
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"Phoebe, can you do me a favor?"
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"Try this on to make sure it fits."
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"Oh, no, no. It's for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise."
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"She's different. There's, uh, something about her..."
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"That you like. We get it. You like her. Great."
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"Well, maybe now it's not okay."
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"NINA: Oh."
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"- Nina. - Mr. Douglas."
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"For this, after all, is the miracle of birth."
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"...did."
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"It'll have to stay in, that's all. Everything will be the same."
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"...and when it's over, we'll all be parents for the rest of our lives."
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"I can't even get Marcel to stop eating the bathmat."
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"How will I raise a kid?"
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"- Where are you going? - Out."
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"Yes."
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"Have you two, you know, like, you know?"
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"You know?"
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"...but no, we haven't, okay?"
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"Maybe."
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"Uh, well, maybe that's, uh, because you're getting a big raise."
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"- I am? - Sure. Why not?"
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"Oh, my God. You're amazing."
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"HELEN [OVER INTERCOM]: Still want her psychological profile sent to personnel?"
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"- What? - Helen drinks."
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"Will you marry me?"
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"Little tip. If you're ever in a similar situation..."
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"Okay, I think I get how to do this."
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"Because I can't watch."
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"She's just, you know, always breaking my stuff."
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"And then there's Randy Brown..."
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"Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?"
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"And she, you know, kind of stole him away..."
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"Rachel, what are you doing? It's freezing. Would you come inside?"
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"I'm okay. I'm okay."
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"Mr. Heckles?"
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"[English - US - SDH]"
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"This is unbelievable. It's been half an hour."
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"There's the waitress. Excuse me, miss."
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"Yeah, um, I was over there..."
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"No, no. How come you're working here?"
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"- Yeah. Okay, great. I'll be over here. - No, no, no, no."
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"He keeps erasing the messages on my machine."
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"Supposedly by accident."
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"Oh, yeah, I've done that."
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"And three days in a row, he got to the newspaper before I did..."
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"...and peed all over the crossword."
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"I'm saying I see a difference."
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"You know that thing when we talk about things?"
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"- Let's not do that anymore. - Okay."
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"ROSS: Hey, guys. ALL: Hey."
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"Hey, Pheebs. Guess who we saw today."
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"Your sister, Ursula."
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"Oh, you do? She said you guys haven't talked in years."
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"So, um, is she fat?"
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"Uh, Pheebs, so you guys just don't get along?"
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"Everyone always thought of her as the pretty one."
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"Oh. Oh. She was the first to walk..."
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"ROSS: Oh."
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"Pheebs, I'm sorry. I've gotta go. I've got Lamaze class."
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"So is this just gonna be you and Carol?"
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"No. Susan will be there too."
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"We've got dads. We've got lesbians. The whole parenting team."
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"Well, isn't that gonna be weird?"
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"...but now I'm comfortable with the situation."
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"- Ross, that's my jacket. - I know."
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"Hi. We're the Rostens."
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"And we're having a boy and a girl."
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"Good for you. Alrighty, next?"
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"Hi. Um, I'm, uh... Ahem."
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