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Clips from Friends - The One with the Stain (S08E08)

"Oh, no. Was I cleaning in my sleep again?"
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"Hi, it's Eric, from the Halloween party. Ursula's fiancé."
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"Yeah, um, okay."
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"Oh, my God, I'm going out with Eric!"
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"Can't, I'm busy. I'm apartment hunting."
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"I can't live with Joey once the baby comes."
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"I don't want my child's first words to be, "How you doing?""
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"...I heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died."
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"- My mother's still alive. - Oh, thank God!"
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"Of course. Heh."
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"You know, I would, but it's just too painful."
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"So she's really not dead."
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"It's two parts ammonia and one part lemon juice. The secret ingredient is..."
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"I have been looking for them all week and she is wearing them."
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"About a week ago, I was wearing those jeans."
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"...made more than just the one pair?"
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"Yeah. Ha-ha-ha."
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"Not in the shaky, angry way you are, though."
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"- Face. - Yeah. Yeah."
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"See? It works. I'm not angry at all anymore."
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"And "Ooh, he touched my hand, did he mean touch my hand?""
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"You wanna go see that new IMAX movie on tide pools?"
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"- You're switching apartments? - Not for me, it's for Rachel."
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"[GRUNTS]"
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"Honey, it's not just a matter of where you put it."
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"You know, I blame Ross for this."
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"Oh, no, I have to go. Ugh, I have a massage appointment."
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"- Hi. How is she? - It's not looking good."
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"Well, I, uh, brought her some bloemen."
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"- Well, her memory is pretty much gone. - All right, then."
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"- Ew. Ew. Ew, ew! ERIC: No, no, no, no!"
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"No. I don't wanna lose you. It's like I was saying to Ursula..."
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"...when I was making love to her and thought she was you..."
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"So I guess this is it."
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"Yes, it's flown into your blouse."
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"You better undo your buttons lest it sting you."
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"Hi."
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"I quit!"
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"Uh, this is just to give you an idea."
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"You're so sweet!"
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"- I'm loud. - It's gonna be up all night."
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"Oh, my God, you cleaned! Look at these floors!"
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"You did the windows!"
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"I have been begging for months and you did, you cleaned!"
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"- And nagging works! - No, uh, I didn't actually do this."
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"No, it wasn't you."
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"- Well, then, who? - I got a maid. Yay!"
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"Oh, well, I hope by "maid," you mean "mistress"..."
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"...because if some other woman was cleaning..."
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"Now, honey, I know you don't like to relinquish control."
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""Relinquish" is just a fancy word for "lose.""
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"Look, she's really nice, okay?"
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"And she mentioned that she adored the way that you arranged the sponges."
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"Did she really say that?"
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"Yes, I distinctly remember because I thought it was a joke."
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"- Now, just give her a chance, okay? - Fine, I can do it."
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"Whoo."
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"- What's the matter? - Usually when I'm anxious, I clean."
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"Whose cell phone is that? It's just so annoying."
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"- Everywhere you go. - I think it's coming from your bag."
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"I never get calls!"
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"Hello?"
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"Oh, my God, Eric, hi! Wait, how'd you get this number?"
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"I have a friend who's a cop, and he got it."
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"Wow. What an incredible violation and wonderful surprise!"
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"I just... I thought you should know I broke up with Ursula."
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"Oh, you did? He did it, he did it!"
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"- Wow, what did he do? - Shh! I'm talking."
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"Anyway, I was wondering..."
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"...if you were the sort of person who eats lunch?"
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"Are you asking me out?"
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"Because it'd be weird since you just broke up with my sister."
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"I'm sorry. Bye."
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"No, wait! I was just saying that so you'd think I was a good person."
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"Fight for me!"
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"Uh, I won't take no for an answer."
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"Not great, we can work on it at lunch."
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"Okay, um, I can be at your apartment in two hours."
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"Great. Uh, how do you know where I live?"
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"I've got friends too."
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"- Okay, bye. - Bye."
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"Oh, this day is gonna be much better than I thought it was gonna be. Heh."
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"Oh, Ross, I can't make lunch."
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"So apparently I'm available for lunch."
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"You're moving?"
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"So does Joey know you're moving?"
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"I haven't discussed it, but he's gonna be relieved."
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"Last week he brought this girl over..."
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"...and I started talking to her about morning sickness."
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"Then I showed her pictures from my pregnancy book."
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"- That's not really porn. - Not so much."
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"You know what? If you're looking for a place..."
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"Oh, my God. Was she old? Does she have a view?"
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"Well I don't know. But how great would that be, huh?"
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"You living in my building?"
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"I could take care of the baby, I could come over whenever I want..."
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"...with your permission."
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"- That really would be great. - Yeah."
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"Well, can we see it?"
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"Oh, maybe we shouldn't. If she just died this morning. Out of respect."
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"Yeah. No. No, you're right."
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"- Shall we? - Yeah."
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"- Yes? - Hi. I'm Ross Geller."
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"I live in the building."
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"And I'm Rachel, an admirer of the building."
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"I heard about Mrs. Verhoeven passing away, and I am so sorry for your loss."
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"- She didn't pass away. - What?"
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"It looked like we were gonna lose her this morning..."
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"...but she's a tough old bird. BOTH: Aww."
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"Are you close with her?"
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"Uh, yeah. She and I would talk all the time..."
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"...in the laundry room."
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"You speak Dutch?"
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"[SPEAKING IN DUTCH]"
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"- No. She's hanging in there. - Mm."
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"Do you think...? Could you tell me, is she hanging in in a one-bedroom or a two?"
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"Mrs. Bing, this tile cleaner is incredible. Where did you get it?"
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"Oh, well, um, I make it myself."
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"You know what? We just met."
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"Okay. Uh, I'm gonna get the clothes from the laundry room now..."
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