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Clips from Friends - The One with the Race Car Bed (S03E03)

"MONICA: Oh, good. Another dinosaur story."
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"When are those gonna become extinct?"
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"Despair fills the mattress showroom."
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"...I'm going to slash..."
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"I'm close. I'm cheap. I'm the king."
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"Honey, he calls everybody by a nickname."
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"Okay, look, I know. Just one dinner. Please, one night. For me. Please?"
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"...to the acting community."
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"Hi."
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"Phoebe, come here."
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"Oh, and guess what. I got an audition for All My Children."
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"- Oh, yay! - Yeah, it's this great part."
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"Hey, Monica bought a bed from the Mattress King?"
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"Oh, hey, hey, Nick the boxer. Let's see what you got."
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"Oh. It's the compulsively neat one by the window, okay?"
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"I've never worked at one. Ha, ha."
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"- It's not... - I know. It's a museum."
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"We will have two lobsters and a menu."
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"They found rust."
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"Wow, I'm sorry."
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"Ahem, well, um, I don't."
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"Um, I have... I have a problem."
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"- You really wanna be Mr. Big-Shot? - Oh."
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"Well, that would be your basic I've-got-a fish-hook-in-my-eyebrow-and-I-like-it."
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"Well, all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13."
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"Great soap opera acting tonight, everybody."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna go to a doctor who went to medical school in a mini-mall."
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"Okay, okay. Okay."
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"Phoebe."
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"It's Monica's bed. What?"
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"Okay..."
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"...I just saw my best friend's brain smeared across the canvas."
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"That was good. That was..."
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"With my alignment. One leg's shorter than the other."
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"- No. Ahem. - So, what if somebody steals something?"
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"How you gonna run after him with one leg shorter than the other?"
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"Hey, would you, uh...? Would you like some juice?"
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"And I'm ashamed to say..."
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"...that I took it."
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"I advised a fellow actor to play a role..."
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"...they..."
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"All right, jester man, look, we wanna see the king."
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"Hey, good-looking."
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"So I told Carl, nobody, no matter how famous their parents are..."
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"...nobody is allowed to climb on the dinosaur."
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"But of course, this went right in one ear..."
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"RACHEL: I love how he cares so much about stuff."
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"If I squint, I can pretend he's Alan Alda."
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"CHANDLER: If I was a superhero who could fly and be invisible..."
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"GUNTHER: What does Rachel see in this guy?"
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"I love Rachel."
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"I wish she was my wife."
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"[JOEY HUMMING IN HEAD]"
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"PHOEBE: Who's singing?"
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"[HAPPY DAYS THEME PLAYING ON TV]"
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"Hey, when you guys were kids and you played Happy Days..."
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"...who were you? I was always Richie. - I was always Joanie."
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"Question: Was, uh, "Egg the Gellers" the war cry of your neighborhood?"
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"- Don't look. Change the channel. JOEY: Boo!"
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"Wait. I want to see this. After I divorce him..."
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"...half of that kingdom is gonna be mine."
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"My kingdom is suddenly without a queen."
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"I'm so depressed..."
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"...my prices! Check it out!"
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"599 for a California king. 499 for a pillow-top queen set."
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"I'm going medieval on prices."
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"What a wank."
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"Oh, I cannot believe he's using our divorce to sell mattresses."
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"I know. At 499 for a pillow-top queen, who cares about the divorce?"
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"Those babies will sell themselves."
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"And I'm appalled for you, by the way."
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"Okay. Okay, Daddy. We'll see you tomorrow night. Okay, bye-bye."
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"- "We"? - Ahem."
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"- Are, uh, having dinner with my dad tomorrow night. I hope that's okay."
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"I'm supposed to, um, fall off the Empire State Building..."
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"...and land on a bicycle with no seat, so..."
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"Ross, my father doesn't hate you."
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"Please. He refers to me as "Wet-Head.""
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"I just want him to love you like I do."
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"All right. Well, not exactly like I do."
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"But if you do come to dinner..."
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"...I'll love you like I do in that black thing that you like."
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"I'll go."
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"- Fine. - Thank you."
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"Hi, Gunther."
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"Yeah. We'll see."
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"- Hey, you guys. CHANDLER: Hey."
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"RACHEL: Hey. Hey. - Guess what."
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"- I got a gig. - Great."
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"See, that's why I can never be an actor. Because I can't say "gig.""
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"Yeah, I can't say "croissant." Oh, my God."
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"- What's the part? - It's not a part. No."
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"I'm teaching Acting for Soap Operas at the Learning Extension."
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"Come on. That's great."
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"It's like my chance to give something back..."
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"You know, you're probably not allowed to sleep with any of your students."
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"I know."
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"Ugh. I don't know, Monica. It feels funny just being here."
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"I mean, if you buy a bed from Janice's ex-husband..."
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"...that's like betraying Chandler."
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"Not at these prices."
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"You know, in England this car would be on the other side of the store."
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"Whoosh."
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"Oh, oh, oh."
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"Ah, this is my new bed."
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"You gotta feel this bad boy."
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"Ugh. Monica, it still feels so weird, you know?"
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"Chandler's your friend. Oh."
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"[GASPS]"
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"Oh, my God."
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"Oh. All right, take this bed. You can make other friends. Oh."
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"Good evening."
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"I am Mr. Tribbiani."
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"And I will be teaching Acting for Soap Operas."
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"Now, um..."
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"...on my first day as Dr. Drake Ramoray on Days of our Lives..."
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"...uh, ahem, I learned that one of the most important things..."
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"...in soap opera acting is reacting."
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"This does not mean acting again."
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"It means you don't have a line, but someone else just did."
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