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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's Award (S07E07)

"...would expand its collar and emit a high-pitched noise..."
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"[SHRIEKING]"
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"See, that's why I did so bad on this test. I'm having a hard time concentrating."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"[GASPS]"
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"[GASPS]"
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"Ah."
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"Then every once in a while, he'd lean over and stroke my hair, and then touch my neck."
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"Okay, stop it. You're getting me all tingly."
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"But this hickey speaks for itself."
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"Heh. No, a guy would say, "I'm never gonna get to sleep with anyone else." Heh."
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"You'll have a last kiss."
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"Not right now."
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"I had a crush on a teacher once, and it was so hard, you know."
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"- How'd you get over that teacher? - I didn't."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"We said goodbye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love."
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"I'm okay about not having that new-relationship feeling."
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"Hey, sweetie, come here, sit down. We were talking about how our relationship is..."
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"...would like to thank my parents..."
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"Chandler, Monica, Ross, Phoebe and Rachel..."
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"[UPBEAT ORCHESTRAL MUSIC PLAYING]"
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"Oh, my God. You stole her award."
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"No, no, no. I'm accepting it on her behalf."
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"Do you really want an award that you didn't win?"
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"...and they'll think I won it."
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"- Oh, all right. - All right? Thank you."
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"What?"
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"JESSICA: Come in."
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"Yep."
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"And, you know, to win one for a massage! Oh..."
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"Please don't play the music. Just one more thing."
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"Hey, hey! Guys, you won't believe this!"
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"- I just got off the phone with my agent... - Oh, my God!"
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"- I'm sorry. Too soon. You go. JOEY: Okay."
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"I got nominated for my part on Days of Our Lives!"
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"PHOEBE: Oh, Joey, good for you! MONICA: Congratulations!"
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"- I can't believe you're nominated for an Emmy! - No, no."
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"- Soap Opera Digest Award? - Nope, I'm up for a "Soapie.""
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"Honey, is that something you're making up?"
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"No, no, no, it's real! And it has been since 1998."
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"Hey, Rach, Rach. I'm up for a Soapie!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Oh, my God! That is the third most prestigious soap opera award there is!"
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"Thank you! Well, I guess now we know who I'm taking to the awards."
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"Oh, stop that! Don't kid about that! Will all the stars be there?"
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"Many are scheduled to appear."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Oh, my God. I can't go. I'll be too nervous! - Okay, I'll go."
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"No! You are getting married. This is all I have."
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"And Ernest Muhlbrat first hypothesized that the velociraptor, when threatened..."
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"...to frighten off its predator."
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"Yes, Mr. Lewis?"
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"What kind of noise?"
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"Just a high-pitched, intimidating noise."
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"But like how?"
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"Well, we... We don't know for sure."
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"But in my head, it sounded something like this, uh:"
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"Of course, this is just conjecture."
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"Ahem, okay. That's, uh... That's all for today."
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"Mr. Morse, can I see you for a moment?"
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"Yes, sir?"
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"Mr. Morse, I need to talk to you about your midterm exam."
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"- I'm afraid I had to fail you. - Why?"
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"Well, you need 60 percent to pass."
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"- What'd I get? - Seven."
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"That's not so good."
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"No, no, it's not. What happened there, Ned?"
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"Well, maybe you can cut me some slack. I'm sort of in love."
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"I'm sorry, but that's really not my problem."
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"I'm in love with you."
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"Well, that brings me in the loop a little."
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"When you're up there and you're teaching..."
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"...and your face gets all serious..."
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"...you look so good. When you wear that tight little turtleneck sweater..."
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"Okay. Ned, um..."
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"I, uh... Ha, ha. I'm your teacher. I'm sorry."
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"You're... You're a student."
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"And I... And I like women, ha, ha."
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"In spite of what may be written on the backs of some of these chairs."
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"Oh, my God."
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"That guy at the counter is totally checking you out."
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"Really?"
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"- Oh, my God, he's really cute. - Heh. Go for it."
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"Phoebe, I'm engaged."
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"I'm just saying, get his number, just in case."
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"But if Chandler is in an accident and can't perform sexually, you know..."
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"...then he would want you to take a lover to satisfy the needs he can no longer fulfill."
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"- Hi. I... - Oh."
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"Can I just tell you something? Um..."
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"I'm very flattered, but, uh, I'm engaged. Ha, ha."
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"Wow, uh... This is kind of embarrassing."
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"I was actually coming over to talk to your friend."
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"Well, you should be embarrassed."
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"- I thought you knew I was looking at you. - I did, but that was really fun."
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"JOEY [IN DEEP VOICE]: "The winner is Joey Tribbiani!""
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"[IN NORMAL VOICE] "Oh, wow."
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"I honestly never expected this. I, uh..."
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"I didn't prepare a speech."
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"But I'd like to thank my parents, who've always been there for me."
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"Also like to thank my friends, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Rachel...""
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"- I'm fourth? - Jeez!"
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"Look at you with your little maple syrup award!"
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"Maybe you don't tell anyone about this."
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"What? No."
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"It's not a big deal. I do that too, with my shampoo bottle."
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"- Really? - Yeah."
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"- What award are you practicing for? - Grammy."
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"- Best New Artist. - Ooh."
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"Oh, hey, listen. The Soapies people called today. I also get to present an award."
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"- Aw, that's great. - Yeah."
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"So you'll get on stage even if you don't win."
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"- You... You don't think I'm gonna win? - Of course I do."
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"Oh."
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"I mean, you're up against the guy who survived his own cremation."
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"Yeah. No, I know I might not win. But it's just..."
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"I've never even been nominated before. I want it so much."
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"Well, and you'll probably get it."
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"But you should probably start practicing your "gracious-loser" face."
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"Like, when the cameras are on you and you wanna look disappointed..."
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