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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Cookies (S07E07)

"I got glasses."
Friends
"No, I didn't."
Friends
"I think the glasses look great. They make you look sexy."
Friends
"Oh, that's okay, we're not having a party..."
Friends
"If someone wants to give us a present, we don't want to deprive them of that joy."
Friends
"Oh, you should get them one of those little CD players."
Friends
"Yeah, and by "someone" she means Joey."
Friends
"- Ahoy! CHANDLER: Hey."
Friends
"It took three guys to get the thing in there."
Friends
"It's good that you finally have a place to do that."
Friends
"My pony was sick."
Friends
"- Chandler, what are you doing tonight? - Why, do you have a lecture?"
Friends
"- He doesn't ask just anyone to play. - He didn't really ask for you."
Friends
"He asked for "Chauncey." I assumed he meant you."
Friends
"Did you correct him?"
Friends
"Maybe this is something you could do this every week."
Friends
"Oh, no problem. Maybe I'll play with my left hand."
Friends
"You're not a lefty?"
Friends
"I just went to my old apartment to get you the cookie recipe..."
Friends
"No one got me an engagement present."
Friends
"Because it's gross."
Friends
"No, wait. I think I can figure out the recipe from this cookie."
Friends
"- We're not finished with our lesson. - All right."
Friends
"Oh, is that what you wanna do?"
Friends
"Quick question, though: What's this called?"
Friends
"- How do you get the mainsail up? - Uh..."
Friends
"I'd say, "Come again?" Ha, ha."
Friends
"No, no, I know this one. I know this one. Uh, um..."
Friends
"If you don't know what you're doing at sea..."
Friends
"I don't want to talk about it."
Friends
"- You could've saved me a whole cookie. - No!"
Friends
"And what did he ask you not to call him?"
Friends
"CHANDLER: We had just finished playing racquetball..."
Friends
"I walk into the steam room..."
Friends
"So I take off my glasses, and that's when it happened."
Friends
"ROSS: Over here. JACK: Have a seat, son."
Friends
"You gave my father a lap dance."
Friends
"Why do they put so much steam in there?"
Friends
"Why, okay? Why? Why did that have to happen?"
Friends
"I know you wanted to bond with my dad..."
Friends
"Listen, I'm sure Dad doesn't care. He probably thought this was funny."
Friends
"Oh, but he will."
Friends
"[PHONE RINGS]"
Friends
"I'm sorry, you have the wrong number."
Friends
"I figured I would try to convince him not to tell the story anymore..."
Friends
"...and I figured the best way to do that was face to face."
Friends
"Are you getting Monica and Chandler an engagement present?"
Friends
"Thank you!"
Friends
"Does a good student drink 7 beers during his first lesson?"
Friends
"Well, it hit me anyway."
Friends
"It would have hurt a lot less if I had finished that last beer."
Friends
"- And you'll be nice? - I'll be nice."
Friends
"- And you'll be topless? - And I... Joey!"
Friends
"Maybe these'll taste like your grandmother's."
Friends
"- What was that for, a bake sale? - No, just a Friday night."
Friends
"Mm. These are pretty good."
Friends
"Which one was that?"
Friends
"No."
Friends
"Why not just say left?"
Friends
"Okay, go to the left."
Friends
"- Huh? - Just sit over there!"
Friends
"You know what?"
Friends
"We're luffing a little. Will you tighten up the Cunningham?"
Friends
"Because you're not finished! I won't have it. Greens do not quit."
Friends
"- Did I say, "Greens don't quit"? - Yes! And you're still yelling at me."
Friends
"No, I'm not yelling at you. I'm just yelling near you."
Friends
"Oh, my God. This is horrible."
Friends
"- No. - Yeah. It's okay."
Friends
"I know what a mainsail is. Huh?"
Friends
"I know to duck when the boom comes across."
Friends
"- I know port is right. - Left."
Friends
"Damn it!"
Friends
"You know, I bet it would make my grandma happy..."
Friends
"Oh, yeah, no, she was really nice to me but she's in hell for sure."
Friends
"Oh, no. I made a promise to myself that the next time..."
Friends
"Darn it, I've got shuffleboard that day. Heh."
Friends
"...from her grandmother, "Nestley Toulouse.""
Friends
"Nestley Toulouse."
Friends
"You Americans always butcher the French language."
Friends
"It was in my cupboard the whole time!"
Friends
"I know! You see, it is stuff like this..."
Friends
"...which is why you're burning in hell!"
Friends
"CHANDLER: So you understand."
Friends
"I'd feel more comfortable if you didn't tell people."
Friends
"...than embarrassing yourself in front of your in-laws."
Friends
"So, I guess we wear swimsuits in here."
Friends
"Well, Joey, I hate to admit it..."
Friends
"We're not sailing."
Friends
"- Hey! - Eh?"
Friends
"- What else? - Ha, ha."
Friends
"- Oh. Oops. - Careful!"
Friends
"So, what do you think?"
Friends
"- About what? - What?"
Friends
"Are you kidding? Okay, I'll give you a hint. I'll give you a hint."
Friends
"Eyes. No, no. Your eyes! No."
Friends
"Chandler's eyes!"
Friends
"You always had glasses."
Friends
"They were really round and burgundy, and they made you look kind of, um..."
Friends
"- Feminine. - Yes!"
Friends
"What do you want for an engagement present?"
Friends
"...so you don't have to get us... - Ah, buh-buh-buh! Heh."
Friends
"Oh, I already have one."
Friends
"Hey, I know what I want!"
Friends
"I want to have your grandmother's cookie recipe."
Friends
"You mean the chocolate chip cookie recipe?"
Friends
"- Uh-huh, yeah. - The one my grandmother..."
Friends
"...made me swear on her deathbed..."
Friends
"...that I would never let out of our family?"
Friends
"Dying people say the craziest things."
Friends
"I've wanted it for years. I was gonna make cookies for my children."
Friends
"I'll be the mom who makes the world's best chocolate chip cookies."
Friends
"Our kids are gonna be fat, aren't they?"
Friends
"You finally took it out of the marina?"
Friends
"Why would I do that?"
Friends
"If you don't sail it, what do you do on it?"
Friends
"It's a great place to just kind of sit..."
Friends
"...hang around, drink a few beers, eat some chips."
Friends
"Joey, I could teach you to sail if you want."
Friends
"- You could? - Yeah, I've been sailing my whole life."
Friends
"When I was 15, my dad bought me my own boat."
Friends
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