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Clips from Friends - The One Where Rachel Goes Back to Work (S09E09)

"No, I mean, what am I supposed to do with myself?"
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"Uh, Pheebs, have you ever been bitten by a hungry Italian?"
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"Oh, if you want, I could loan you some money."
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"- You could do that? - Yeah, yeah."
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"- Oh, my God. I'm gonna be on TV! - Okay, now..."
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"We're bringing Emma to Ralph Lauren today to introduce her to everyone."
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"Why does she have a pink bow taped to her head?"
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"I'm sorry you had to waste all this time."
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"It's milk that you chew.""
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""A grape. Because who can get a watermelon in your mouth?""
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"But why would you put a pink bow on a boy?"
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"I think it might be time for my sponge bath."
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"Oh, relax. Don't be. They'll probably just make you stand in the background."
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"And, action!"
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"- Cut! Cut. - I'm sorry."
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"It's not like you have a family to support."
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"Actually, she's probably at home, naked right now."
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"- I can picture her on the bed. - Stop!"
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"A vacation? My idea of a vacation does not involve..."
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"Clearly, you've never been to Sandals Paradise Island."
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"I can't say I care too much for the way you've rearranged my office."
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"Honey, could you please take care of it for me?"
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"...uh, where do you plan on flying off to?"
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"...because if she doesn't, people die."
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"Man With Eye Patch!"
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"Well, I've changed your screen saver from that picture of *NSYNC."
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"- Hey, good morning, lover. - Hey."
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"It's, uh, ahem, it's more casual."
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"Oh."
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"He slept with you and then never called you."
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"Oh, calm down. She means on the show."
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"We need some new extras around here."
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"Well, there you go, you win. You win."
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"Okay."
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"Hey, uh, listen, Pheebs. I was just talking to the director..."
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"I can't do that. I'm an actor. I have a process."
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"What?"
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"You faked it? You couldn't have faked it."
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"Look, I'm starting a whole new career now."
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"I'm just saying maybe we could wait a little while."
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"Like...? Like a month?"
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"Now you're unemployed, and in a little while..."
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"I mean, it's always gonna be scary when we have a baby."
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"...there's gonna be so much that we're not able to control."
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"Where will all the ribbons go?"
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"- Yes, please! - Okay."
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"Hey."
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"Good morning, tiger."
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"I'm making you a big breakfast, so you can keep up your strength for tonight."
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"You're gonna get me good and pregnant."
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"I've got nowhere to go this morning. I'm unemployed."
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"I don't know what I'm gonna do with my life."
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"Well, I just lost my erection."
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"You're supposed to find your passion in life."
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"You can be whatever you want to be now. It's exciting."
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"Yeah, but it's all so overwhelming. I don't know where to start."
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"Hey, wait a second. I can help you with this."
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"You just need to be organized. We can make a list of your qualifications..."
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"...and categorize jobs by industry. There could be folders and files..."
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"Hey, this is where your hyper-organized pain-in-the-ass stuff pays off."
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"I know!"
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"My erection is back!"
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"Thank you."
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"Ooh, Joey, could I have a sip of your coffee and a bite of your muffin?"
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"- Okay. - Thank you."
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"Thank you."
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"I'm sorry. It's just, I'm a little short on cash."
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"Oh, no, no, no. I learned never to borrow money from friends."
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"No. That's why Richard Dreyfuss and I don't speak anymore."
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"Ooh, hey, how about this? Wanna be an extra on my show?"
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"The pay's pretty good, and you could do it for as long as you need."
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"I gotta tell you, being on TV isn't as glamorous and exciting as you think."
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"- Oh, really? - No, it is awesome."
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"Hey, guys."
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"- Hey. - Hi."
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"Oh, wow."
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"Hey, why are you all dressed up?"
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"- Doesn't she look cute? - She sure does."
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"If one more person says, "What a cute little boy"..."
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"...I'm gonna whip them with a car antenna."
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"I think she's gonna be the hit of the office, huh?"
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"Yeah, she's gonna be hotter than, uh, peasant blouses and A-line skirts."
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"Can I get a blue bow?"
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"Okay. I have looked through a bunch of career guides..."
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"...photocopied and highlighted key passages..."
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"...and put them into alphabetical folders, so you can make an informed decision."
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"How long was I in there?"
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"Okay, let's start with the A's. Advertising."
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"Wait. Advertising, that's a great idea."
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"Well, don't you wanna look through the rest?"
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"I don't think I have to hear the rest. Advertising makes perfect sense."
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"You call eight hours alone with my label maker wasted time?"
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"Ooh, now I'll get to use my shredder!"
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"I mean, I could write slogans. I mean, how hard could it be, right?"
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""Cheese."
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""Crackers. Because your cheese needs a buddy.""
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"Oh, I got one."
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""Socks. Because your family's feet deserve the best.""
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"Honey, leave it to the pros."
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"I actually know someone in advertising."
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"Maybe I can get him to meet you. Give me the phone."
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""The phone. Bringing you closer to people who have phones.""
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""Marriage. It's not for everybody.""
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"That went well. Almost everybody knew that she was a girl."
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"Yeah, after you punched that one guy who got it wrong, word spread."
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"I'm just gonna go in my office and pick up some stuff."
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"- Who the hell are you? - Who the hell are you?"
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"I'm the hell person whose office this is."
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"Good one, Rach."
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"I'm Gavin Mitchell, the person who's taking over your job."
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"Oh, your baby's so cute."
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"Hey, Joey. Look at me."
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"I'm a nurse."
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"- Yes, you are. - Ha, ha."
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"Sorry, I'm just so used to hitting on the extras."
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"- So are you excited about your scene? - Yeah, but I'm a little nervous."
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"- Good. - You. Here, come here. Here."
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"Take this tray, stand on this yellow mark. You're gonna move on "action.""
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"Walk over to the operating table, stop on the blue mark and put the tray down."
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"Don't walk too fast."
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