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Clips from Friends - The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs (S07E07)

"You forgot 14 states?"
Friends
"- What? That's impossible. JOEY: Forty-six."
Friends
"Well, who's well-educated now, Mr. I-Forgot-Ten-States?"
Friends
"This is crazy. I can do this."
Friends
"Don't worry, Chandler. It's not a globe of the United States."
Friends
"- Oh, it's not. - Seriously, it's moving."
Friends
"- What the hell's in there? - It's just my knitting. That's all."
Friends
"We left Joey alone with the food."
Friends
"Phoebe, why is there a dog in our apartment?"
Friends
"He's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand."
Friends
"Well, what happened to your girlfriend?"
Friends
"Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking."
Friends
"I'm watching it for friends who went out of town."
Friends
"Oh, I wish he could stay here, but Chandler's allergic."
Friends
"- Okay, it's, um... - Don't do it."
Friends
"...they are jumpy, and you can't tell what they are thinking..."
Friends
"...but, uh, I don't think I can be around that dog anymore, okay?"
Friends
"Huh. A "moo" point?"
Friends
"Yeah. It's like a cow's opinion."
Friends
"It just doesn't matter."
Friends
"No one ever listens to me."
Friends
"I have a crush on you. And, uh, I know that's crazy because we work together..."
Friends
"...and nothing could ever happen."
Friends
"Oh, my God. Those guys are stealing my car."
Friends
"- Hey! - Okay, that's gonna take a minute."
Friends
"Hey. I didn't know either."
Friends
"- Here I am. - Wash your hands."
Friends
"No, no, we don't have time for this."
Friends
"Okay, I'm in my sweatpants."
Friends
"Chandler, it's like a big gerbil."
Friends
"I hate America."
Friends
"When I finish this game, I swear I am moving."
Friends
"Hi, honey."
Friends
"We have good news. Look who's back."
Friends
"Hi."
Friends
"Now, there are no more."
Friends
"I gotta go down to the police station and look at mug shots."
Friends
"You know what? It just doesn't matter how I feel."
Friends
"What I would love is just to go to work on Monday and never talk about this again."
Friends
"Okay, well, that's one less thing we have to do on Monday."
Friends
"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
Friends
"[English - US - SDH]"
Friends
"- Hey, everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. ALL: Shh."
Friends
"What, are we keeping Thanksgiving a secret this year?"
Friends
"No, we're playing this game I learned at work."
Friends
"You have to name all the states in six minutes."
Friends
"What? That's, like, insanely easy."
Friends
"No, it's harder than it sounds. You always forget at least one."
Friends
"Or in some cases, 14."
Friends
"It's a stupid game and I wasn't playing against other people..."
Friends
"...so technically, I didn't lose."
Friends
"Nobody cares about the Dakotas."
Friends
"[WATCH BEEPS]"
Friends
"All right, I got 48."
Friends
"Oh, that's not bad. Pheebs?"
Friends
"Oh, I got tired of naming states, so I decided to list the types of celery."
Friends
"And I have one, regular celery."
Friends
"Okay, so Rachel's got 48 and Phoebe has the lead in..."
Friends
"...vegetables. Joey?"
Friends
"Say hello to the new champ of Chandler's dumb states game."
Friends
"- Wow, how many you got? - Fifty-six."
Friends
"Hey, how is New England not a state?"
Friends
"Huh? They have a sports team."
Friends
"Does South Oregon have a sports team?"
Friends
"There you go."
Friends
"How come we have one extra place setting?"
Friends
"- Because you invited your assistant. - Oh, right, sorry. Tag's not coming."
Friends
"His girlfriend came into town, so he's spending Thanksgiving with her."
Friends
"Oh, why didn't you tell me?"
Friends
"I made him his own individual sweet potato stuffed pumpkin."
Friends
"Oh, well, I was going to, but then I figured, you know..."
Friends
"...your food is so delicious and perfect..."
Friends
"...you can never have too many of those pumpkin things."
Friends
"You'd think I wouldn't enjoy that because it is so fake, ha, ha, but I still do."
Friends
"Oh, I already have that."
Friends
"Done, with time to spare."
Friends
"- Ooh, this may be a new world's record. - You know, I hate to lecture you guys..."
Friends
"...but it's kind of disgraceful that a group of well-educated adults..."
Friends
"...and Joey, can't name all the states."
Friends
"You ever see a map or one of those round colorful things called a globe?"
Friends
"Uh, Magellan? You got 46 states."
Friends
"I'm out of oven space. I'm gonna go turn on Joey's."
Friends
"Please, watch him. Do not let Joey eat any of the food."
Friends
"I am only one man."
Friends
"[WATCH BEEPS]"
Friends
"- Okay, time is up. - Give me another minute."
Friends
"Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay?"
Friends
"That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself."
Friends
"All right, uh, I bet I can get all 50, uh, before dinner."
Friends
"Okay, but if you can't, no dinner."
Friends
"You're on."
Friends
"All right, don't look at my list, because there's a lot on there that you don't have."
Friends
"Hey, did you guys know your oven doesn't work?"
Friends
"But the drawer full of takeout menus is okay, right?"
Friends
"- Ross, I'm gonna use yours, okay? - Shh."
Friends
"Chandler, give me a hand."
Friends
"Sure. Joey, do not let Ross look at any maps or the globe in your apartment."
Friends
"Hey, you guys, I'm gonna go out and take a walk."
Friends
"Phoebe, why is your bag moving?"
Friends
"Yes, I knit this."
Friends
"I'm very good."
Friends
"Ross' apartment is nice. Why don't we hang out here more often?"
Friends
"I don't know. Maybe because it smells weird."
Friends
"It's like old pumpkins or something."
Friends
"- That's my pie. - Which smells delicious."
Friends
"- Uh-oh. Uh-oh. - What?"
Friends
"Yep, yep, I knew it."
Friends
"There he is..."
Friends
"...feeding stuffing to a dog."
Friends
"[PHONE RINGS]"
Friends
"Hi, Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?"
Friends
"I'm sorry, who's this?"
Friends
"Phoebe, there's a dog sitting on my couch."
Friends
"Tell her I'm allergic, and I will sue."
Friends
"- No, there's no dog here. - There is."
Friends
"He's black and white and shaggy."
Friends
"Oh, my God. Where are you?"
Friends
"I'll be right there."
Friends
"[KNOCK ON DOOR]"
Friends
"They're here already? How are they doing this?"
Friends
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