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Clips from Friends - The One with Rachel's Book (S07E07)

"[ALL CHUCKLE]"
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"This baby has everything. Take, you know, locations for instance:"
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"Oh, yeah, it is. I'm going to the movies and it starts in like five minutes."
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"...but tell me how this is for music."
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"Pillowcases."
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"Look, this is my home, and I want to be able to come and go whenever I want."
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"Where are you going? The vicar won't be home for hours."
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"[GASPS]"
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"Okay, I'm sorry. I went in there to take a nap."
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"It's just a healthy expression of female sexuality..."
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"Great. Dad?"
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"What? They wanted a scary story."
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"Pretty soon we'll be making a big withdrawal from the Monica wedding fund."
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"I can't believe you spent my wedding fund on the beach house."
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"Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal. Heh."
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"- It seemed like such a simple idea. - Stupid, Jack. The word is stupid."
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"Okay, now I'm going to..."
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"Well, close to..."
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"MONICA & RACHEL [IN UNISON]: Uh, yeah."
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"Wow. Hello, Mr. Chandler."
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"Honey, um, I love you. Heh."
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"But, um, if you call our wedding a party one more time..."
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"We can always earn more money, okay? But we're only gonna get married once."
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"No, I don't smell anything."
Friends
"Mm, damn, this coffee's cold."
Friends
"Excuse me, ladies."
Friends
"He said you poked at him with wooden spoons."
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"Well, he's never coming back, okay? You just cost me $80 a week."
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"You're right, you're right. I'm sorry."
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"Listen, um..."
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"...that I would do anything to make you happy."
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"So we only have two kids."
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"- Have you thought about that? - Yeah."
Friends
"What else did you think about?"
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"...where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff."
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"- Ha, yeah, totally. - Oh, good."
Friends
"All right, I'm sorry. Rach, I'm sorry. Okay? I'm sorry."
Friends
"Been trying to fight it, but you just said all the right things."
Friends
"Hey, you're starting to sound like the butcher's wife there in chapter seven."
Friends
"- Hey. Who wants French toast? - Oh, I'll have some."
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"Me too. Eggs and milk in the fridge. Thanks."
Friends
"Ow."
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"- Oh, what's the matter, honey? - My hand feels weird."
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"I guess it's because I'm engaged."
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"- When will that start getting annoying? - Start?"
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"So let's actually get started on the wedding plans."
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"- Okay. - Already?"
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"Yeah, we got a lot to do. We gotta think about the flowers..."
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"...the caterers, the music..."
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"- Oh, I got some thoughts on the music... - Chandler, too many cooks..."
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"Take it from me. All you have to do is show up and try to say the right name."
Friends
"Okay."
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"- What in God's name is that? - Oh, my God, the wedding book?"
Friends
"I haven't seen that since the 4th grade."
Friends
"First organized alphabetically, then geographically..."
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"...then by square footage."
Friends
"That is so smart. Ha."
Friends
"Break it off. Ahem. Break it off, now."
Friends
"And that should conclusively prove..."
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"...that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first."
Friends
"- Now, let's take a look... - Hey, Ross."
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"Phoebe, oh, my God, what are you doing here?"
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"I need to talk to you. It's pretty urgent. It's about Monica and Chandler."
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"Oh, my God. Um, of course."
Friends
"Uh, would you please excuse me for a moment?"
Friends
"Um, heh, do you know each other's hometowns? Why don't you?"
Friends
"What's going on?"
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"Well, um, not much. I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged..."
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"...that maybe it'd be nice if they had some privacy."
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"So could I just move in with you for a couple days?"
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"Um..."
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"Okay, yeah, sure. But what's wrong with Monica and Chandler?"
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"Nothing. Why?"
Friends
"Phoebe, you said it was urgent."
Friends
"Do you realize I have a classroom full of students?"
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I'm so rude. Does anyone want to come to the movies?"
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"I haven't cleared the budget with my parents yet..."
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"All right, um, a string quartet for the processional, a jazz trio for cocktails..."
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"...the Bay City Rollers for dancing..."
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"Wait, that was for my 6th grade wedding."
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"[BOTH CHUCKLE]"
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"Well, you couldn't get them anyway. Ian doesn't play anymore, and Derek..."
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"Well, Derek is a name I shouldn't know."
Friends
"Hey, Mon, do you have another pillow, you know, something a little snugglier?"
Friends
"Why are you napping over here instead of over at your place?"
Friends
"- The duck. - What, the duck?"
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"What the hell did the damn duck do now?"
Friends
"Uh, well, he did not get sick somewhere in there..."
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"...and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up."
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"Now, do I get to look at this book..."
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"...or is it just for people who are actually involved in the wedding?"
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"Of course you can look at it. Yeah, I want your opinion too."
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"- Okay. - Here you go."
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"- What do you think about centerpieces? - Centerpieces."
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"- Roses or lilies? - Definitely roses."
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"Well, I just think they're a bit more wedding-y, you know."
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"- But lilies are the clear choice. - Oh, my God, it's like one mind."
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"Uh-huh."
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"Guys, guys, you gotta let me nap."
Friends
"Joey, there is a perfectly good couch across the hall."
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"Yes, it is perfectly good..."
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"...and it is not one of the places the duck got sick."
Friends
"What?"
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"- All right, I'm gonna go. - Joey, what did the duck do?"
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"I don't know, but he did not eat your face cream."
Friends
"Hey, little buddy."
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"[DUCK SNORTING]"
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"How you feeling? Aah."
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"What the hell is in that face cream?"
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"That's so soft."
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"Oh, ah."
Friends
"JOEY: "Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar...""
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"Vicar?"
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""...wouldn't be home for hours."
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"Her loins were burning."
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"She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his...""
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"Whoa."
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"This is a dirty book."
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"[AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO]"
Friends
"Uh, Phoebe?"
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