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Clips from Friends - The One with Phoebe's Uterus (S04E04)

"...we're here, we're having lunch. Let's get married! Right?"
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"No one's getting any younger."
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"Because the thing is, we're not able to, you know, conceive."
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"They say that our only chance to have a baby..."
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"...is that if they take my sperm, her egg, put it together in a dish..."
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"Plus, you know, you're family and, you know..."
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"And we were wondering if you could give us a ride down to the train station."
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"You said "black." Why would he want his blue blazer black?"
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"Well, you know what I meant."
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"Tour guide at the museum. Ross got it for me."
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"Don't you have to be a dinosaur expert?"
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"On your left you have a tyrannosaurus rex, from the Jurassic Period."
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"Very nice."
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"I mean, morning sickness, labor."
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"It's all for somebody else."
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"I couldn't do that."
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"Just think it through."
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"My mom never gave birth. Oh! But my birth mom did!"
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"Yeah, sure. It's not mine anyway. It came with the pants."
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"I am so jealous."
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"Kathy's last boyfriend was Joey."
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"I'm afraid I won't make love as well as him."
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"-I was going for the metaphor. -I was saying the actual words."
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"He's had a lot of girlfriends. Doesn't mean he's great in bed."
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"You go all out when you're expecting company."
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"Thanks for coming out to see me."
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"I thought it'd be a good idea to talk about this baby stuff in person."
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"...would make you understand the pain of giving up a baby."
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"-I get a puppy? -But for only three days."
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"Why?"
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"I know what I'm talking about."
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"That's okay. No, we're listening."
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"It'd be something you'd regret every day for the rest of your life."
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"Doctor? I didn't know he had a nickname."
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"See that scientist?"
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"Okay, Rach, when was the last time you had lunch with the shipping clerks?"
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"...but it's totally different. They're not allowed in the executive cafeteria."
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"Oh, I see what you're saying."
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"I think it's time for puppy to go out again."
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"The street. Come on, let's go to the street."
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"Yes, yes, we had the sex."
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"I mean..."
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"I'll show you something a lot of guys don't know."
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"Kind of an important one."
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"I was looking at it upside down."
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"...mix them up. Keep them on their toes."
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"A two."
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"Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven! Seven!"
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"Seven!"
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"...unnatural..."
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"...of myself."
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"I look around, and you know what I see? I see division."
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"I ask myself, "My God, why?""
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"I'm Joey! I'm an actor!"
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"I don't know squat about dinosaurs!"
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"-There you go! -Hang in there, Teddy!"
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"And I didn't pay for this pear."
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"...or my family will die."
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"I can't. I can't give him up."
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"But I can."
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"We want to let you know that there's still no pressure."
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"Who's this little guy?"
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"Why don't you?"
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"-What are you doing? -I'm okay with this."
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"It'll feel a million times better, right?"
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"I'll do this. I want to carry your baby."
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"-What's going on? -I gave them the puppy."
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"We're different, though."
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"This is a different situation."
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"-No. -Yes. Totally."
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"Thank you! Thank you!"
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"I can't believe my little brother's married!"
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"Why didn't you tell me you were eloping?"
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"Well, we were at court, eating lunch"
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"We were having lunch."
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"We were like..."
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"A year ago, I didn't know I had a brother. Now I have a sister!"
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"Oh, it's so great."
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"Okay."
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"Okay."
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"Stop it! Don't!"
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"Is there anything you need?"
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"We've been trying to get pregnant since we got engaged, to get a jump on things."
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"We've seen a bunch of doctors."
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"...and put it into another girl."
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"We were wondering if you could be that girl."
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"We know it's a lot to ask."
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"We don't have anyone else to go to. We could pay someone..."
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"...but we don't have that kind of money."
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"Don't give us an answer yet, think about it."
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"And if you say no, we'll totally understand."
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"Okay. Okay."
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"Well, actually, we kind of need an answer to that one right now."
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"Check it out! Guess what job I just got."
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"I don't know, but Donald Trump wants his blue blazer black."
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"What?"
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"Blue blazer back. He wants it back."
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"You messed it up."
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"They give you all the information."
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"It's like memorizing a script."
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"But I can pronounce Jurassic."
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"Frank Jr. and Alice got married!"
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"Oh, my God!"
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"They're having a baby!"
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"They want me to grow it for them in my uterus!"
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"-My God! -Are you serious?"
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"Ew! And, oh, no!"
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"It's her egg and his sperm. I'm the oven. It's their bun."
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"I had to think about it first, but what is there to think of?"
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"I'll be giving someone the greatest gift."
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"You'll carry their child and get them a Sony PlayStation?"
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"This is an incredible thing to do."
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"But there are things to think about."
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"Yeah, you'd be pregnant. I mean, pregnant."
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"Yeah. What's your point?"
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"I always figured the first time I had a baby, it'd be with someone I love."
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"You were more supportive when I wanted to make denim furniture."
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"If you decide to do this, we'll be supportive like crazy."
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"Talk to somebody who's had a baby. Like your mom."
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"I love this tushy! Can I take it to work with me?"
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