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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's New Brain (S07E07)

"Thanks for coming by."
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"We wanted to bounce some ideas off of you about the wedding ceremony."
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"- What's the matter? Are you okay? - It's just..."
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"Monica said, wedding."
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"We thought one of you could read something."
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"I would love to read a poem."
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"Do you think you could get through a poem?"
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"A short one."
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"Okay, so Ross will be doing the reading."
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"Okay, yeah, I guess I can do that too."
Friends
"Too?"
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"I kind of have something else planned for you guys."
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"- Do you mind telling us what it is? - Sorry."
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"I'm kind of keeping this one on the q. T."
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"Whatever it is, I hope it involves winking."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I talked to one of the DOOL writers..."
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"- What is DOOL? - Days of Our Lives."
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"You're not gonna believe it. My character is coming out of his coma!"
Friends
"- That's wonderful. - Wow, Joey."
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"And not only that, I'm getting a new brain!"
Friends
"So great things are happening at work and in your personal life."
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"You're getting a new brain?"
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"They're killing off one of the characters on the show..."
Friends
"...and her brain is being transplanted into my body."
Friends
"What? A brain transplant?"
Friends
"Yes, it's a highly controversial procedure."
Friends
"It's ridiculous."
Friends
"It's ridiculous that you haven't had sex in three and a half months."
Friends
"It's winter. There are fewer people on the street."
Friends
"Who are they killing off?"
Friends
"Cecilia Monroe. She plays Jessica Lockhart."
Friends
"No!"
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"She's my favorite character on DOOL."
Friends
"Nice."
Friends
"She is so good at throwing drinks in people's faces."
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"I don't think I've ever seen her finish a beverage."
Friends
"The way she slaps people. Wouldn't you love to do that?"
Friends
"Don't do it."
Friends
"- Cecilia Monroe, what a great actress. - Tell me about it."
Friends
"And she's been on the show forever."
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"It's gonna be really hard to fill her shoes."
Friends
"Help me out here."
Friends
"When you come out of the brain transplant..."
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"...you are going to be her?"
Friends
"Yes, but in Drake Ramoray's body."
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"Why is this so hard for you to get? I thought you were a scientist."
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"The One With Joey's New Brain"
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"Rach, so that guy there..."
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"...straight or gay?"
Friends
"Well, I'd have to say gay."
Friends
"Yeah? Why?"
Friends
"Mainly because he's kissing that other guy."
Friends
"Oh, no, not that guy there. That guy right there."
Friends
"Oh, yeah, he's too cute to be straight."
Friends
"Knockers will help us figure it out."
Friends
"All right, straight."
Friends
"And not subtle."
Friends
"He left his cell phone."
Friends
"We could hand it to Gunther to put it in lost and found."
Friends
"Or we could use it to call China, see how those guys are doing."
Friends
"What if he calls his own cell phone and I answer..."
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"...and we start talking and we fell in love?"
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"Wouldn't that be a great story?"
Friends
"Kind of like a fairy tale for the digital age."
Friends
"That does sound great. I'm gonna get the phone."
Friends
"What? Wait. Why do you get the story?"
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"I haven't been out on a date in so long."
Friends
"Phoebe, you had a date three days ago."
Friends
"That wasn't a date. That was friends getting together and having sex."
Friends
"Okay. Great. I get the phone."
Friends
"No way. You just broke up with Tag a week ago."
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"Yeah, and until now, I didn't think I would love again."
Friends
"- Nice try. - Wait."
Friends
"How do we fairly decide who gets the phone?"
Friends
"I don't know."
Friends
"Maybe we could..."
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"Aha! Too slow!"
Friends
"Aha! Too cocky."
Friends
"I'm dating him. There's nothing you can do."
Friends
"Yes, there is."
Friends
"What are you going to do, kill him? Like you did Charles?"
Friends
"That was an accident."
Friends
"And so were you."
Friends
"Well, at least I'm not a murderer."
Friends
"Oh, my baby."
Friends
"Cut!"
Friends
"That was a great scene. That slap looked so real. How do you do that?"
Friends
"- Oh, just years of experience. - Can I get some ice here?!"
Friends
"I just wanted to say how wonderful I think you are."
Friends
"You're not the fan who's dying, are you?"
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"I'm supposed to meet and hug a fan who's dying."
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"But that's not suppose to be until later."
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"I'm Joey Tribbiani. We did a scene together yesterday."
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"- I'm the guy in the coma. - Oh, that was a real person?"
Friends
"Since I'm getting your brain when you leave the show..."
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"...I was wondering if..."
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"- I'm leaving the show? - Why? Did you hear something?"
Friends
"Who told you that?"
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"- One of the writers. - Which writer? Was it bald or was it tall?"
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"You know, it doesn't matter, because it is not true."
Friends
"Okay."
Friends
"And if it were true, how dare you come to me and ask me for tips..."
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"...about a character I've played for 20 years!"
Friends
"Miss Monroe... Oh, there you go."
Friends
"No, Phoebe, you cannot get the phone that way. That's not fair."
Friends
"Okay, look, I have an idea."
Friends
"Why don't we see what kind of numbers he has on his speed dial..."
Friends
"...and then whoever has more in common with him gets the phone."
Friends
"Or we can decide by whoever's name is closer to the word phone."
Friends
"I don't think so."
Friends
"Fine. But I bet you'd be singing a different tune if we were fighting over a ratchet."
Friends
"First name on the speed dial is Mom."
Friends
"Oh. I lost my mom to suicide."
Friends
"No way. You can't use that to get the cute guy and the last blueberry muffin."
Friends
"Did I use that already today? I'm sorry."
Friends
"Well, now, see, this isn't telling us anything."
Friends
"- Joe. Carlos. Yoga. Ben... - Wait. I do yoga. That's one for me."
Friends
"Oh, all right. Oh, so close. If only it said, yogurt."
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"Peter Luger. That's a steak house."
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