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Clips from Friends - The One with the Engagement Picture (S07E07)

"That's a great idea. I bet they have one of those wind machines, like:"
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"Dude, that reverse lay-up. Ugh!"
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"If this guy's going through a divorce, is it a good idea to go out with him?"
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"Ugh, I could just spread him on a cracker."
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"[CLEARS THROAT]"
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"All right, maybe you don't have to smile. Let's try something else. Let's try, um..."
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"Great."
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"It's gonna take a lot of money for me to go out on a date with a dude."
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"Take him to a ball game or something. I'd appreciate it."
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"He's my drowning moron."
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"Can't all be bad."
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"I don't think so, Pheebs. I, heh..."
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"Aah!"
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"And she uses sex as a weapon."
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"You see? Nothing is good enough for her."
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"- Oh. - I never used to be able..."
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"- I had a doughnut. - Oh."
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"I'm still right here."
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"Did you have a crush on me when you first met me?"
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"So he gave me an antihistamine."
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"- What? - Yeah."
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"Brooklyn is far."
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"Listen, you are hearing one side of the story. Okay?"
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"FYI, she must have shown Kyle over 30 paint samples..."
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"Um, yeah."
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"Oh, hey. Good, you're both here."
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"You know, he hums when he pees."
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"Yeah, we're gonna go."
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"- Oh, yeah, that looks good. - You make a very attractive couple."
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"- Yeah, we look great together. - We really do."
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"Hey."
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"- What's the matter? - Someone on the subway licked my neck!"
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"- Licked my neck! - Whoa! Willy's still alive."
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"- What are you doing? - My mom called."
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"They're gonna run our engagement announcement in the paper."
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"- We're looking for a good picture. - Ooh, I'm afraid that does not exist."
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"Not true. There are great pictures of us."
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"No, there are great pictures of you next to a guy who's going like this..."
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"Oh, my God, that's the creep that you're with at the Statue of Liberty."
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"I don't know what it is. I just can't take a good picture."
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"Oh, here's a great one."
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"- Yeah, I'm not in that. - No, but look at me, all tan."
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"Why don't you get portraits done by a professional photographer?"
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"[WHOOSHING]"
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"Yeah, that's great. Next to that, Chandler won't look so stupid."
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"- Chandler, what do you say? - All right, but I should warn you."
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"I'm not going. I'm going."
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"- And how about those three-pointers? - Amazing."
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"And those guys were this close to letting us play this time too."
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"Hey, look. Phoebe's talking to Cute Coffeehouse Guy."
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"You call him "Cute Coffeehouse Guy"? We call him "Hums While He Pees.""
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"Yes, and we call Ross "Lingers in the Bathroom.""
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"Hey, you guys, "Hums While He Pees" just asked me out."
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"- I thought that guy was married. - He is, but he's getting divorced."
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"Ross, maybe you know him."
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"It's not a club."
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"Hey, divorced men are not bad men."
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"They have that that on the napkins at the club."
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"- Oh, I gotta get back to work. - You don't have to be back for a half-hour."
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"My assistant, Tag, does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Heh."
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"If you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him?"
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"- You know you can't date him, right? - Oh, no, I know that."
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"Although we made a joke that we spend so much time together..."
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"...he should call me his "work-wife.""
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"Soon he'll be able to call you "that lady he knew that got fired.""
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"I'm not gonna get fired, because I'm not gonna act on it."
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"You wouldn't mind if he was dating someone?"
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"Why, is he? He is, isn't he? He's dating that slut in marketing."
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"Maybe I should open a divorced men's club."
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"Dude, that's so sad."
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"- I could put a basketball court in the back. - Heh."
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"Could I play?"
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"Oh, no sit-ups today, Tag?"
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"- I just did them. - Oh, well, drop and give me 10 more. Heh."
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"What?"
Friends
"I had a drink with lunch. Did those, um...?"
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"- Did those cost reports come in? - Yeah, I filled them out last night."
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"- Sure. - Great, thank you."
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"Huh."
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"Ah."
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"- Hey, Rachel. - Hi. Hi, Melissa. What's up?"
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"I'm just about to, um, go out to the store."
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"Get some stuff to put in my backpack."
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"You know, like dried fruit and granola, and stuff like that."
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"- Um, what's up? - Is Tag here?"
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"- No. Why? - Oh, I was gonna talk to him..."
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"...about doing something tonight. - Really?"
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"You got a little crush on Tag there, do you?"
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"...but I was hoping tonight it would turn into something a little more than that."
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"Okay, whoa, whoa. Easy there, Melissa. This ain't a locker room, okay."
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"But you know, I remember him saying that he had plans tonight."
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"- Oh, no. - Oh, yeah."
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"All right, back to work."
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"Hey, isn't that Tag's backpack?"
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"Yeah, Melissa, I don't want to be known as the, uh, office bitch..."
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"...but I will call your supervisor."
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"Now, Chandler, you want to give us a smile?"
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"Okay."
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"- I'm sorry, is the seat uncomfortable? - No, I am."
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"Chandler, I know you can do this. You have a beautiful smile."
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"- I do? - Yeah."
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"- Try looking sexy. - Okay."
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"Or not."
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"Hi, Joey, what are you doing here?"
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"I got an audition down the street, and I spilled sauce all over my shirt."
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"- You got an extra one? - Yeah, sure. Um..."
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"Here."
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"You got anything that's not Ralph Lauren?"
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"Yeah, I don't think so, Joe."
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"I guess this'll be fine."
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"- Listen, uh, what are you doing tonight? - Nothing. Why?"
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"How would you feel about taking out my assistant Tag?"
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"- I'll pay. - Heh."
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"Really? Because I could kind of use the money."
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"Joey, just... He's new in town and he doesn't have any guy friends."
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"- Yeah, okay, no problem. - Thank you."
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"- Ooh, hey, doughnuts! - Uh-huh."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"I know. Let's try a look..."
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"...of far-off wonderment."
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