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Clips from Friends - The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant (S02E02)

"Man, I sure miss Julie."
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"I'm trying this screening thing."
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"I've done this."
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"...you know..."
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"Hey, we got the gift, the concert and the cake."
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"I know it's a little steep."
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"It's Ross."
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"...do a thing!"
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"You know, I think I might just."
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"Can you believe how much this costs?"
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"Yes, and we always have to go to, you know, someplace nice."
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"And we can't say anything about it, because this is a birthday thing..."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"...just an ordinary day, chop, chop, saute, saute."
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"And they made me head of purchasing, thank you!"
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"Someplace nice."
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"How much you think I can get for my kidney?"
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"You may be destroying their chance for happiness."
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"We don't know Bob."
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"Go."
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"I have to confess something."
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"No, you keep the pack."
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"Are we ready to order?"
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"When you do, let me know."
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"Yeah, these are pretty "cha-ching.""
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"I know! What are these, famous chickens?"
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"Sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon."
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"I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?"
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"Why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?"
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"Tell me again. What do I do when Mr. Roper calls?"
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"And for the gentleman?"
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"You'd think, wouldn't you?"
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"I will have the side salad."
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"I don't know."
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"I'm gonna have a cup of the cucumber soup and..."
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"...take care."
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"You're gonna sneeze in my fish, aren't you?"
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"Everyone owes 28 bucks."
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"Everyone?"
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"So five of us is..."
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"No. No way. Sorry, not gonna happen."
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"Sorry, Monica. I'm happy you got promoted..."
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"Not for you."
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"All right, what's going on?"
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"We three..."
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"We can talk about that."
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"Well, then..."
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"I guess I just never think of money as an issue."
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"- Because you have it. - Good point!"
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"I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative..."
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"No, we were gonna go see Hootie and the Blowfish."
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"Hootie and the"
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"I don't know, Chandler. Let's take a look."
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"But wait, there's more. Chandler, what is in that envelope?"
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"Thank you."
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"Look, it's a nice gesture. It is."
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"But it just feels like..."
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"I'm just not in a very "Hootie" place right now."
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"Fine."
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"I was awesome. She was biting her lip to stop from screaming."
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"I bit my lip to keep from screaming your name."
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"You have to get used to it."
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"...if you know what I mean."
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"I know. It's my birthday. We all should be here."
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"The guys are probably having a great time."
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"One."
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"What guys? Oh, yeah."
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"Happy birthday!"
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"Good."
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"Is that a hickey?"
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"On someone's lips?"
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"...a gathering of people."
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"Yes. Apparently, Stevie and Hootie are like this."
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"...and you're partying and having fun and all:"
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"What? As part of your "poor friends outreach program"?"
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"It's Monica. I got a page."
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"It's just that sometimes we like to do stuff that costs a little more."
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"I just got fired."
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"Here's your check. That'll be $4.12."
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"Spanish midgets."
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"Spanish midgets wrestling..."
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"Julie! Okay, I see how you got there."
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"You ever figure out what that thing's for?"
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"If I always answer the phone, people will think I have no life."
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"My God! Rodrigo never gets pinned!"
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"At the sound of the beep, you know what to do."
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"Hello. I'm looking for Bob."
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"This is Jade."
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"I don't know if you 're still at this number, but I was thinking..."
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"...about how great it was. I know it's been three years..."
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"...but I was hoping we could hook up again."
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"I barely had the nerve to make this call..."
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"...so you know what I did? - What?"
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"I got a little drunk..."
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"...and naked."
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"So what have you been up to?"
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"Teaching aerobics..."
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"...those are my legs on the new James Bond poster."
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"Can you hold on? I have another call."
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"- I love her! - I know."
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"- I'm back. - So are we gonna get together?"
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"Absolutely."
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"How about tomorrow afternoon?"
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"Do you know Central Perk? Say, five-ish?"
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"Great. I'll see you then."
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"Having a phone has finally paid off."
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"...she's gonna realize you're not Bob."
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"I'm hoping that when Bob doesn't show up..."
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"...she'll seek comfort in the arms of the stranger at the next table."
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"Okay, pure evil..."
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"...horny and alone."
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"Yeah, everybody's here."
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"Hi, Julie."
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"...everybody owes me 62 bucks for his birthday."
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"Is there any chance that you're rounding up from..."
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"...from like 20?"
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"Do we need a cake?"
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"But it's Ross."
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"See you later. I gotta go..."
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"Okay, sweetheart, I'll call you later."
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