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Clips from Friends - The One with All the Jealousy (S03E03)

"But I don't think anybody's gonna focus on that as long as you wear that towel dress."
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"- Hey, what are you doing Friday? - Why?"
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"Oh, God. Yeah, botanists are such geeks."
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"Thank you, thank you, Pheebs."
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"Oh, yeah, I think so. Why am I invited to this again?"
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"A stripper at a bachelor party. That is so cliché."
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"Who?"
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"Then the style number..."
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"Ross of?"
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"Of "Ross and Rachel.""
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"Ha, ha. Honey, this is his office too. I told you, we're Joanna's two assistants."
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"[SINGING] You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys"
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"Oh, no, no, no."
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"All right, I have to get that. But no, no."
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"Let me ask you this. What do you do for the extra hundred?"
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"How was last night with Julio, señorita? Ha, ha."
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"- Oh, yeah. - Oh, great. I'm so glad you guys like it."
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"Give it back when you're through."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"Excuse me. Are you Rachel Green?"
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"It's nice to have a boyfriend."
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"Instead of hitting on her right away, he's becoming her confidant."
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"Oh, no, you already did that."
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"I have been down in your store for 20 minutes, trying to get a tie."
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"What do I have to do to get some service?"
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"Uh, Joey? Joey Tribbiani?"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"So did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?"
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"She's a business woman, walking down the street."
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"Let it be me. Let it be me."
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"It just seems to me, though, that if two people love each other..."
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"We've got a playdate this afternoon."
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"Uh, yeah, yeah."
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"I mean, doesn't she, you know..."
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"Okay. Hey."
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"- Does everybody hate these shoes? CHANDLER: Oh, yeah."
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"Tell him."
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"It's her first day at this new job. You're not supposed to start with her."
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"All right. I suppose I can wait a day."
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"I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert."
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"You know, he's the botanist?"
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"Yeah."
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"Is that a dinosaur tie?"
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"Hmm? Oh, yeah."
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"[ROARS THEN GROWLS]"
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"[KNOCKING ON DOOR]"
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"- Morning. CHANDLER: Hey."
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"Hey. Rach, I'm here with the purses."
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"It must take you forever to find your keys."
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"Oh, you're welcome. Oh, please want the one with the turtles."
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"No, no, no, turtles scare me. I don't need that today."
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"Honey, just relax. It's gonna be fine."
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"Hey, why don't I come down there and take you to lunch?"
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"Aw, honey, thank you, but Mark's taking me out."
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"Mark? Is that the same Mark that helped you get the job?"
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"Yeah. It's kind of like a "good luck on your first day" sort of thing."
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"Is this actually a lunch box?"
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"Um, no, it's a purse. And there's a thermos in it."
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"Oh."
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"- Hey, so can you make it on Friday? ROSS: What?"
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"- Apparently, Albert has no friends. ROSS: Oh."
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"He's excited about the bachelor party, though."
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"I think the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper."
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"[ROSS CHUCKLES]"
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"Why don't you guys get a magician?"
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"If a magician can open my beer with his butt cheeks, then all right."
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"She's having lunch with him? Lunch with him?"
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"You should've seen the hug he gave her when she got the job."
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"And he's really good-looking."
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"- What am I gonna do? - You don't do anything."
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"Keep it inside. Learn how to hide your feelings."
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"Don't cry out loud."
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"Yes! Unh!"
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"Guess who has an audition for a Broadway musical."
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"I wanna say you, but it seems like such an easy answer."
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"It is me."
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"It's a musical version of A Tale of Two Cities."
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"So I think I'm gonna sing "New York, New York"..."
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"...and, uh, oh, "I Left My Heart in San Francisco.""
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"Uh, Joey, I don't think you get to pick the cities."
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"- What? - Mr. Dickens gets to pick them."
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"I'll get you the CliffsNotes."
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"The what?"
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"The abridgment."
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"Oh, okay. Ha, ha."
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"The what?"
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"...the invoice number, and the shipping date."
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"Good. Any questions so far?"
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"Yeah. What kind of discount do we get?"
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"- Ha, ha. Twenty percent. - Oh. I love this job. Ha, ha."
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"- Ah! My first call. - Here, let me."
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"Okay."
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"- Rachel Green's line. How may I help you? - Hi, is Rachel there?"
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"- And who may I say is calling? - [OVER PHONE] This is Ross."
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"Oh. Hi, it's Mark."
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"- Oh, hey, Mark. Heh. Hey. MARK [OVER PHONE]: Hey."
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"- Hey, hold on a second. - Uh, okay."
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"MARK: It's Ross. RACHEL: Okay."
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"- Hi, honey. - Hi."
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"What's Mark doing answering your phone?"
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"[OVER PHONE] Oh, he's just goofing around."
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"Oh, that's funny."
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"Why isn't he goofing around in his own office?"
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"Why does Joanna need two assistants?"
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"How lazy is she?"
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"- Oh. Oh, my God. What did I just do? - What?"
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"I think I just shipped 3000 bras to Personnel."
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"Honey, I gotta go. Mark, I need you."
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"Okay. Bye-bye."
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"Huh? Oh. Oh, I'm sorry, sweetie. I was just trying to..."
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"Uh, I was dialing another number."
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"All right, I just got changed in 30 seconds so you could be alone with him."
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"- You better go for it. - Please. I'm not going for anything."
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"- Well, if you don't, I will. - Would you please go?"
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"Night, Mon."
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"- Night, Julio. - Adiós."
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"Look, Julio, someone left their book here."
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"Actually, that is mine."
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"- Oh, yeah? - Yes."
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