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Clips from Friends - The One with the Chick and the Duck (S03E03)

"Some idiot customer put a suggestion in the suggestion box."
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"Oh, my God! Are you guys okay?"
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"You should come out with Ross and me."
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"Anything is better than sitting here crying all day about Kate."
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"I was crying because nobody believed Quincy's theory."
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"- Thanks. You ready to go? - Yeah."
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"- Hi. - Hi."
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"So how was your trip?"
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"Hotel toiletries from Japan!"
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"- Want some coffee? - Yeah, sure. That'd be great."
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"I bought a restaurant, and I'd like you to be the chef."
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"What?"
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"You're still not attracted to him at all?"
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"I couldn't accept a necklace from Stu Vincent in the 7th grade."
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"Hey, you guys. Guess what?"
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"Now that you're on your own, you're free to look as stupid as you'd like."
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"So after you put the suggestion in the box..."
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"Okay, so I guess that's about two weeks before the topless thing kicks in."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"It's a chicken."
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"Women? No."
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"They are a huge responsibility."
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"They need just the right food and lots and lots of love."
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"Well, no problem there."
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"I'm sorry. I wish I could..."
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"If that's the problem, we've got no problem."
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"I was gonna tell you this over dinner, but I met somebody else on my trip."
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"I thought she said something else. We had a big laugh."
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"That's great. I'm sorry, but I'm so happy for you."
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"You know what? I'm gonna roll right into that office and quit!"
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"All right!"
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"That's exciting. You went to Japan, made up a woman."
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"If you spend a lot of time together, maybe something might happen."
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"I can't tell. Whatever it was went back in too quickly."
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"And you don't think taking care of our chick is work?"
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"That's not what I said. I just meant..."
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"Have you noticed that ever since we got this chick..."
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"I sure want one someday though."
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"You think we'll get our $3 back?"
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"- Thank you. - All right?"
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"But your butt looks great in the blue one."
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"Really?"
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"- Oh, my God. Is that still...? - I'm fine. I'm fine."
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"Look, I'm fine. Watch. Look at that."
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"You've got to go to a doctor, okay?"
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"I'm sure you'll make a great impression. "Hi, I'm Rachel Greene."
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"Come on, you probably have a broken rib."
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"Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?"
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"Would you please help me with this too?"
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"- Okay, let's use this brush. - Okay."
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"- Okay. - Light."
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"That's just poking me in the eye."
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"Sweep, sweep."
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"You don't wear enough of this."
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"Since when do you think I don't wear enough of this?"
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"Close your eye. You're gonna like this better."
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"- Guess what I'm doing tonight. - What?"
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"- What? - I can't tell you."
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"Wouldn't it be easier if you had to tell me something that you could tell me?"
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"No."
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"Sure. I'll just sit next to the transsexual from purchasing."
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"Come on! Okay, come on."
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"Sure. Okay."
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"Rachel, I've seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked."
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"Yeah, but that was different. We were going out then."
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"- Ross, stop that! - I'm sorry."
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"Stop it! Cut it out! Cut it out!"
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"Oh, my God. All right, look, look. Okay. Rach!"
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"Easy. Easy. You have to go to the hospital, okay?"
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"I'm gonna get your coat, then I'll put you in a cab."
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"Wait! You're not gonna come with me?"
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"What's wrong?"
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"Does it involve clogs?"
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"- Phoebe, would you just tell me? - I can't!"
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"Just go! You're never gonna get it!"
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"I know."
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"She's a completely different kind of chick."
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"I did. But the store wouldn't take her back."
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"So then I took her to the shelter, and you know what I found out?"
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"I'm not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine."
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"Okay, and it's not just chicks. It's all kinds of other animals."
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"Thanks. I'm glad you see it that way."
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"It is so perfect! Thank you so much."
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"No! No way! What? No."
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"- Oh, God. - What?"
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"No, it's not bad. It's not bad at all."
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"The only one who stands to get hurt is me, and I'm okay with that."
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"...and let me just see something."
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"You'd tell me the truth, right?"
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"- Rach, you can't look fat in an x-ray. - Okay."
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"How'd the thing go tonight, Ross?"
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"Nothing. There was this thing at the museum. Come on."
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"Easy."
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"What you doing?"
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"Having a swim."
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"Chicks don't swim."
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"I don't know."
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"So whose idea was it to put everybody in the diner on skates?"
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"- Oh, my God! They took my idea! - That was you?"
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"Okay, there you go."
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"Rachel, I made you a cocoa."
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"Oh, that's so..."
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"Oh, my."
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"The One With a Chick and a Duck"
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"- Hey. - Hey."
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"You know, with that goatee, you kind of look like Satan."
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"So that's why the priest threw holy water on me."
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"Okay, listen, you have to cheer up."
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"I'm gonna be on TV!"
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"They're putting together a panel to talk about these fossils in Peru."
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"The Discovery Channel's filming it!"
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"Oh, my God! Who's gonna watch that?"
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"I saw a girl with that vest."
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"Thanks."
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"Some people insist on giving live chicks as presents."
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"...because, as a result of improper care, they will be dead."
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"Pete, you're back! Hey, check this out!"
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"Skates!"
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"You're a lot sturdier than Chandler. He crumbled like a piece of paper."
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