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Clips from Friends - The One with the Princess Leia Fantasy (S03E03)

"Huh."
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"I say "Tupelo Honey" by Van Morrison."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"[SCOFFS]"
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"Uh, uh Now I can get my man to cheer up"
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"You have that report to finish, and I've got to see my lawyer."
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"[JOEY SCOFFS]"
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"[MOUTHS] What's that?"
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"What?"
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"Cool! Oh, it looks like a tiny little person drowning in your cereal."
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"Princess Leia was wearing..."
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"Oh, yeah. Mm-hm."
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"No, it's just that I got this new pager, and I have it on "vibrate.""
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"...staring at a parking meter."
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"Where is my strong Ross Skywalker to come rescue me?"
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"This guy's so stupid."
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"- Well, there you go. - Oh."
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"Don't look at me like that."
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"Look, that was supposed to be a private, personal thing between us."
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"- Both of those Joey? - Yeah."
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"- Not even with your best friend? - No."
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"Uh, honey, that was with Carol."
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"- Okay, this isn't working. - Oh."
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"Oh."
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"A little birdie told me you wanting to rip your arm off and throw it at me."
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"Rachel says sharing's great and supposedly..."
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"Okay, you go."
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"Like Elle MacPherson or the girl at the Xerox place?"
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"...you know, you know..."
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"You have got competition, buddy."
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"[JOEY CHUCKLES]"
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"BOTH: Mwah."
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"I guess that's something."
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"Oh, man, that's huge!"
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"Oh, hey! We, uh, stopped by the coffee shop and, uh, ran into Ross."
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"MAN [ON TV]: April 12, 1861."
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"I just wanted to make sure you're okay."
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"I'm just a little tired, but I'm okay."
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"Or what? Did you just picture it differently? What?"
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"- She totally winked at me! - She did not wink at you."
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"You always think somebody's winking at you."
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"No way!"
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"The most romantic song ever was "The Way We Were.""
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"Ah, I think the one that Elton John wrote for, um, that guy on Who's the Boss?"
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"- What song was that? - Um."
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"[SINGING] Hold me close, young Tony Danza"
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"PHOEBE: Hi, Monica. ROSS: Hi, Mon."
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"RACHEL: Hey, Mon."
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"- Has she slept at all? ROSS: Nope."
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"It's been three nights in a row."
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"She finally stopped crying yesterday."
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"But then she found one of Richard's cigar butts on the terrace..."
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"Oh. Okay, that explains it. I got a call at 2 in the morning..."
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"...and all I could hear was this squeaky sound."
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"So I thought, "Oh, it's a mouse or a possum.""
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"Then I realized, like, okay..."
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"...where would a mouse or a possum get the money to make the phone call?"
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"CHANDLER: Morning. - Morning. Hey."
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"You made pancakes?"
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"Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that."
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"[SINGING] Monica and Rachel had syrup"
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"[LAUGHING NASALLY]"
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"Good morning, Joey."
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"Good morning."
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"Here's a thought."
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"Why don't you stay home from work and just hang out with me?"
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"Oh, I wish."
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"I can't believe I date a girl who's getting divorced."
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"- I'm such a grownup. - Ha-ha-ha."
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"I gotta go, I gotta go."
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"Not without a kiss."
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"Maybe I won't kiss you so you'll stay."
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"Kiss her. Kiss her!"
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"[BOTH MOAN]"
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"I'll see you later, sweetie. Bye, Joey."
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"[MOCKING TONE] Bye-bye, Janice."
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"So when are you dumping her?"
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"Nope."
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"Not this time."
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"Heh. Come on, quit yanking me."
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"I'm not yanking you."
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"- This is Janice. - Yeah, I know."
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"She makes me happy."
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"Okay. All right."
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"You look me in the eye and tell me, without blinking..."
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"...that you're not breaking up with her. No blinking."
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"[JOEY CHUCKLES]"
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"I'm not breaking up with her!"
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"Ah!"
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"God, look what I found in the drain!"
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"It's some of Richard's hair!"
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"What do I do with this?"
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"Getting it away from me would be job one."
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"It's weird, but I don't want to throw this away."
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"This is all I have left of him."
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"Gross..."
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"...drain hair."
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"Ew!"
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"[MONICA SIGHS]"
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"- God, what is wrong with me? - You need to get some sleep."
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"I need to get some Richard."
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"You broke up with him for a reason."
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"I know. I know. I'm just so tired of missing him."
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"Tired of wondering why he hasn't called. Why hasn't he?"
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"Maybe because you told him not to?"
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"What are you, the Memory Woman?"
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"They're not breaking up! Chandler and Janice?"
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"They're not breaking up! He didn't blink!"
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"I'm not surprised. Have you seen them together?"
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"They're really cute."
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""Cute"? This is Janice!"
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"You remember Janice?"
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"Yes, I remember. She's annoying. But you know what?"
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"She's his girlfriend now. I mean, what can we do?"
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"There you go! That's the spirit I'm looking for! "What can we do?""
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"Huh?"
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"All right, who's first, huh? Ross?"
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"Chandler's our friend, and Janice makes him happy."
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"So I say we be adult about it and accept her."
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"We'll call that Plan B."
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