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Clips from Friends - The One with Joey's Porsche (S06E06)

"Okay, maybe it wasn't my best decision..."
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"Okay, maybe it's best not to think about it."
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"Another lie. You have a sickness."
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"Ross, just for my own peace of mind..."
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"My shoe!"
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"Great. Thanks."
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"...people with babies come to visit."
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"- That would be great. - Oh."
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"...I have no reason to doubt you."
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"All right, now, I'm gonna do this my way, and I don't wanna hear a peep out of you."
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"No. You sound like me."
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"And, Mon, you can be in charge of diapering."
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"People are friendly. They wanna talk. And not just about the car."
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"- But it's my car. - Yeah, but it's my wax."
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"...and no one was watching Chandler."
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"[GAGS]"
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"...you are seeking an annulment on the grounds..."
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"Fine. I'm mentally unstable."
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"And based on the fact that "Mr. Geller is an intravenous drug user.""
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"I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm not gay, and there is no problem..."
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"That won't be necessary."
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"Stop typing, "stop typing.""
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"People would think you own a Porsche because of the clothes?"
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"Let's get rid of this dirty diaper, Leslie. I'll set you up with a nice clean one."
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"I broke it. All right. Well, that's just the way things go."
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"Well, you can't answer. Leslie? Where are you, Leslie?"
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"...in 12 to 14 hours."
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"Okay, so I totally took care of the babies all by myself."
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"- But my apartment. - Was the setting of Phoebe's triumph."
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"Excuse me?"
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"...and for some reason, you thought it'd be funny to eat a lot of grapes."
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"I know."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"That may be the most depressing thing I've heard in my life."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"- Hi, Joey. - Hey."
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"I'd love to show you, but I just tucked her in. She's sleeping."
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"Yeah, I'm gonna pass, because I was kind of iffy when it was puppies."
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"Come on, Chandler. Come on, it'll give us great practice for when..."
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"MAN: Nice car."
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"Yeah, it's, uh... It's not mine."
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"- I love your car. - Yeah. It's mine."
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"- I bet it's fast. - Me too. Yeah."
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"And comfortable."
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"- Do you, uh, like leather seats? - Yeah."
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"[CHUCKLES]"
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"It's got them."
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"So I still have boxes here."
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"I still have boxes at Ross'."
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"And I have nowhere to live."
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"Wow, I could so easily freak out right now."
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"What about me?"
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"I just found out Denise is leaving town for a while. I don't have a roommate."
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"Well, maybe I could be your roommate, Pheebs."
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"Maybe you could be my roommate."
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"- Well, there's an idea. - Yeah."
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"- Wait, how long is Denise gone for? - Um, she said she'd be back December 26th."
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"Heh, maybe she's Santa Claus."
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"[BOTH LAUGHING]"
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"Oh, look who it is. My husband, the apple of my eye."
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"Okay, I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2..."
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"...and I picked up all the forms."
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"I'll take care of everything."
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"Sure, if you say you're gonna take care of everything..."
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"Give me those forms."
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"- Okay, Rach, but... - Ah, you're peeping."
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"[MUMBLING]"
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"Ross, you know what? I just got..."
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"- Why? Why did you do this? - Look, I told you..."
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"Look, if you'd had two failed marriages, you'd understand."
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"Well, you know what? Thanks to you, I'm halfway there."
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"Oh."
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"Oh, I am so mad, Ross. I don't think I've ever been this angry."
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"Oh."
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"Pheebs, how's it going?"
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"I'm doing okay. Do you think they're having fun? Am I talking too fast?"
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"It's going great. Look at Chandler with Little Baby Girl Chandler."
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"Little Baby Girl Chandler. Where have I heard that before? Oh, right, Coach Rubin."
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"You know what, Pheebs?"
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"When you're done over there, we've got a kind of situation over here too."
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"Uh-uh. No. We are all responsible for our own babies."
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"See, that's where I think you're wrong. We've been playing them man-to-man."
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"We should really be playing a zone defense."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I just think things will go smoother..."
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"...if we each have our own zone, you know? Phoebe, you can be in charge of wiping."
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"And I can be in charge of looking at how cute they are when they put their hands..."
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"That sounds really great, but you should be in charge of wiping."
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"Okay, I'm a rookie. I should not be in the end zone."
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"MONICA: Wow, this is so great."
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"This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant."
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"Yeah? Well, this is not what I ordered."
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"- Hey, guys. GROUP: Hey."
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"Hey, babies."
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"I'm having the best morning."
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"That, uh, Porsche I've got the keys to? Still there."
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"Shocking, since you still have the keys."
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"You should see the treatment I get when I'm with that car."
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"One guy advised me on my equity investments."
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"What equity investments?"
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"The ones that got me the Porsche. Will you keep up?"
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"I figured, if people keep seeing me just standing there..."
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"So I figure I'll wash it, right? Monica, you got a bucket and some soap?"
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"Oh, yeah. I got soap and sponges and rags..."
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"...and carnauba wax and polishing compound."
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"You don't even have a car."
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"I know. But one time there was this dirty car parked in front of the building..."
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"- And? - And six others."
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"- Yeah, she tops out at 130. - Wow."
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"And that's just in the city. I get her up to 160 upstate."
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"Really? You got a place upstate?"
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"Sure."
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"- Well, I'll see you later. - Okay. Take it easy."
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"Hey. That's my car."
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"Really? Oh, uh..."
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"Just give me five more minutes."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Well, I found the keys, and now I'm just polishing her up."
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"Listen, I don't come to the city much."
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"And I don't know if you're crazy or if this is some kind of street theater..."
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