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Clips from Friends - The One Where Ross Can't Flirt (S05E05)

Short Films 1912 Season 5, Episode 19 381 clips
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Wow, you look nice. What's the occasion?
"Wow, you look nice. What's the occasion?"
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- How'd you get in? - Oh.
"- How'd you get in? - Oh."
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- Hi, Chandler. - Hey, Caitlin.
"- Hi, Chandler. - Hey, Caitlin."
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Somebody got a haircut.
"Somebody got a haircut."
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Ugh. I hate it. I look like an 8-year-old boy.
"Ugh. I hate it. I look like an 8-year-old boy."
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If that was true, gym class would've been more interesting.
"If that was true, gym class would've been more interesting."
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Oh, it's in the back. The duck pissed him off.
"Oh, it's in the back. The duck pissed him off."
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- What? - The flirting.
"- What? - The flirting."
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I'm good. I'm okay.
"I'm good. I'm okay."
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I am so proud of Joey.
"I am so proud of Joey."
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But don't you think it should be called Order and Law?
"But don't you think it should be called Order and Law?"
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Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl.
"Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl."
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...it's the guy who's single...
"...it's the guy who's single..."
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We don't need her measurements. Ha, ha.
"We don't need her measurements. Ha, ha."
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I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?
"I know she's pretty and you love her, but is she stupid?"
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Hey, everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother.
"Hey, everybody, look who's here! You remember my grandmother."
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- Big night! - Yeah, it's so cool.
"- Big night! - Yeah, it's so cool."
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Joey on Law and Order. You must be very proud.
"Joey on Law and Order. You must be very proud."
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She's the only one in the family who's always believed in me.
"She's the only one in the family who's always believed in me."
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Big star.
"Big star."
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Yeah. Yeah.
"Yeah. Yeah."
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Oh, uh, Joey's grandmother's right there.
"Oh, uh, Joey's grandmother's right there."
Friends
- Yeah, I'll be right back. - Okay.
"- Yeah, I'll be right back. - Okay."
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Wow, Pheebs, you speak Italian?
"Wow, Pheebs, you speak Italian?"
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I guess so.
"I guess so."
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Oh, what, you want both of them? Ha, ha.
"Oh, what, you want both of them? Ha, ha."
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Oh, I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it.
"Oh, I know it's in the apartment, but I definitely lost it."
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No. No.
"No. No."
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You lent me Monica's earrings? I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff.
"You lent me Monica's earrings? I'm not allowed to borrow her stuff."
Friends
What?
"What?"
Friends
...and I'm just saying I like it.
"...and I'm just saying I like it."
Friends
The hair.
"The hair."
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You understand, I don't actually like 8-year-old boys.
"You understand, I don't actually like 8-year-old boys."
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...and you had to swoop in there! - What's going on?
"...and you had to swoop in there! - What's going on?"
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True story.
"True story."
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Yes, and I think it'd bother a lot of people.
"Yes, and I think it'd bother a lot of people."
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Uh, no. No, it bothered me when he slept with other women.
"Uh, no. No, it bothered me when he slept with other women."
Friends
Oh. No, you're right.
"Oh. No, you're right."
Friends
And when Caitlin gets here...
"And when Caitlin gets here..."
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On your dresser.
"On your dresser."
Friends
Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here.
"Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here."
Friends
Okay, everybody just keep smiling. It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out. Ha, ha.
"Okay, everybody just keep smiling. It'll kill my grandmother if she finds out. Ha, ha."
Friends
Not likely. Because you see that body bag right there?
"Not likely. Because you see that body bag right there?"
Friends
Why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault.
"Why don't you just tell her what happened? It's not your fault."
Friends
If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?
"If we keep talking this way, aren't we gonna freak her out soon?"
Friends
Oh, uh, soon. I'm gonna be on soon.
"Oh, uh, soon. I'm gonna be on soon."
Friends
She doesn't know "hello," but she knows Capricorn One.
"She doesn't know "hello," but she knows Capricorn One."
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- Phoebe. - Hmm?
"- Phoebe. - Hmm?"
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It's not here, Pheebs. It's not here. Oh!
"It's not here, Pheebs. It's not here. Oh!"
Friends
I went to Chandler's last night.
"I went to Chandler's last night."
Friends
Wait a minute, Chandler has a jewelry box?
"Wait a minute, Chandler has a jewelry box?"
Friends
How's that, uh...
"How's that, uh..."
Friends
You and those, uh, vegetables have a real, uh...
"You and those, uh, vegetables have a real, uh..."
Friends
...thing going on, huh?
"...thing going on, huh?"
Friends
Shh. Shh.
"Shh. Shh."
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Go on, teach me about men and women.
"Go on, teach me about men and women."
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But the guy thinks, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me."
"But the guy thinks, "Finally! Somebody who wants to sleep with me.""
Friends
- Well, that's pathetic. - Again, true.
"- Well, that's pathetic. - Again, true."
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- This goes for all guys? - All guys that are awake.
"- This goes for all guys? - All guys that are awake."
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All guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way.
"All guys from the other end of the world wake up and behave the exact same way."
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- You got, like, 10 minutes left. - I know!
"- You got, like, 10 minutes left. - I know!"
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What am I gonna do? Oh!
"What am I gonna do? Oh!"
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The earring, no. But I found my sunglasses.
"The earring, no. But I found my sunglasses."
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Okay. Calm down. Here they are.
"Okay. Calm down. Here they are."
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Oh, God! She's gonna kill me.
"Oh, God! She's gonna kill me."
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Oh, that'd be great.
"Oh, that'd be great."
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I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry.
"I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry."
Friends
All right, well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it, you lost it.
"All right, well, I mean, what can you do? If you lost it, you lost it."
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I lost it. I'm so sorry, honey. I feel terrible too.
"I lost it. I'm so sorry, honey. I feel terrible too."
Friends
First it's my jewelry. If it's not that, it's my sweater.
"First it's my jewelry. If it's not that, it's my sweater."
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- Your sunglasses? - Yes.
"- Your sunglasses? - Yes."
Friends
Okay, here goes.
"Okay, here goes."
Friends
Prepare yourselves for some class-A flirting.
"Prepare yourselves for some class-A flirting."
Friends
You'll see.
"You'll see."
Friends
Oh, what's her name?
"Oh, what's her name?"
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Caitlin!
"Caitlin!"
Friends
Okay, um...
"Okay, um..."
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So...
"So..."
Friends
What?
"What?"
Friends
Well, okay.
"Well, okay."
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Hey, hey. Don't worry about it.
"Hey, hey. Don't worry about it."
Friends
Okay. Well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes.
"Okay. Well, I'm gonna clear out some of these boxes."
Friends
What else do they add smell to?
"What else do they add smell to?"
Friends
Oh, my God! That was flirting?
"Oh, my God! That was flirting?"
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- Yeah. - Wow.
"- Yeah. - Wow."
Friends
I'm telling you, he's really sweet and really funny...
"I'm telling you, he's really sweet and really funny..."
Friends
You've got till Monday. Then I move to dismiss.
"You've got till Monday. Then I move to dismiss."
Friends
Um, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway.
"Um, I just ran into Caitlin in the hallway."
Friends
Yeah.
"Yeah."
Friends
Why am I looking?
"Why am I looking?"
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- You look amazing. - Aw.
"- You look amazing. - Aw."
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I'm the luckiest man in the world.
"I'm the luckiest man in the world."
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My boyfriend really does have great taste.
"My boyfriend really does have great taste."
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- Hey. - Hey.
"- Hey. - Hey."
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Monica and I are celebrating our 10-month anniversary.
"Monica and I are celebrating our 10-month anniversary."
Friends
- Got reservations at Jean-George. - Wow.
"- Got reservations at Jean-George. - Wow."
Friends
...and they'll seat us if we both have chicken and don't get dessert.
"...and they'll seat us if we both have chicken and don't get dessert."
Friends
- It's, uh, $27 even. - Oh, okay. Here you go.
"- It's, uh, $27 even. - Oh, okay. Here you go."
Friends
Where's the chicken?
"Where's the chicken?"
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He said that eggs came first.
"He said that eggs came first."
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- Ha, ha, thanks. I'll see you later. - Okay. Bye.
"- Ha, ha, thanks. I'll see you later. - Okay. Bye."
Friends
What the hell was that?
"What the hell was that?"
Friends
Aren't you supposed to be going out with, hmm, let's see, my sister?
"Aren't you supposed to be going out with, hmm, let's see, my sister?"
Friends
I was not flirting.
"I was not flirting."
Friends
It was totally flirting! "Somebody got a haircut..."
"It was totally flirting! "Somebody got a haircut...""
Friends
First of all, the impression? Uncanny.
"First of all, the impression? Uncanny."
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Second, that wasn't flirting. That was just casual conversation between two people.
"Second, that wasn't flirting. That was just casual conversation between two people."
Friends
Oh! Yeah, right.
"Oh! Yeah, right."
Friends
You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting.
"You wanna see flirting? I'll show you flirting."
Friends
- He's gonna be on Law and Order! - I know.
"- He's gonna be on Law and Order! - I know."
Friends
No, because they arrest the guy and then try him.
"No, because they arrest the guy and then try him."
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Yeah. Don't get me started on that.
"Yeah. Don't get me started on that."
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- I was not flirting. - And on your anniversary. For shame!
"- I was not flirting. - And on your anniversary. For shame!"
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I was not. And oh, God! Shh!
"I was not. And oh, God! Shh!"
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I'm sorry, but you were. And besides, if anyone should be hitting on her...
"I'm sorry, but you were. And besides, if anyone should be hitting on her..."
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...the guy who can do something about it.
"...the guy who can do something about it."
Friends
Sounds like someone wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
"Sounds like someone wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl."
Friends
Well...
"Well..."
Friends
Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?
"Is that what this is about? You like Caitlin?"
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Ha, ha, Ross, we broke up two years ago. You've been married since then.
"Ha, ha, Ross, we broke up two years ago. You've been married since then."
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