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American Dad! - Stan Goes on the Pill (S09E09)

Title	Season	Episode
Francine's Flashback	1	4
Lincoln Lover	2	4
Dungeons and Wagons	2	5
Iced, Iced Babies	2	6
Of Ice and Men	2	7
Irregarding Steve	2	8
The Best Christmas Story Never	2	9
Bush Comes to Dinner	2	10
American Dream Factory	2	11
A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial	2	12
Black Mystery Month	2	13
An Apocalypse to Remember	2	14
Four Little Words	2	15
When a Stan Loves a Woman	2	16
I Can't Stan You	2	17
Joint Custody	2	19
The Vacation Goo	3	1
Meter Made	3	2
Dope and Faith	3	3
Big Trouble in Little Langley	3	4
The 42-Year-Old Virgin	3	6
Surro-Gate	3	7
Frannie 911	3	9
Tearjerker	3	10
Oedipal Panties	3	11
Widowmaker	3	12
Red October Sky	3	13
Office Spaceman	3	14
Stanny Slickers II: The Legend of Ollie's Gold	3	15
Spring Break-up	3	16
1600 Candles	4	1
The One That Got Away	4	2
One Little Word	4	3
Choosy Wives Choose Smith	4	4
Escape from Pearl Bailey	4	5
Pulling Double Booty	4	6
Phantom of the Telethon	4	7
Chimdale	4	8
Stan Time	4	9
Family Affair	4	10
Live and Let Fry	4	11
Roy Rogers McFreely	4	12
Jack's Back	4	13
Bar Mitzvah Hustle	4	14
Wife Insurance	4	15
Delorean Story-An	4	16
Every Which Way But Lose	4	17
Weiner of Our Discontent	4	18
Daddy Queerest	4	19
Stan's Night Out	4	20
In Country... Club	5	1
Moon Over Isla Island	5	2
Home Adrone	5	3
Brains, Brains and Automobiles	5	4
Man in the Moonbounce	5	5
Shallow Vows	5	6
My Morning Straitjacket	5	7
G-String Circus	5	8
Rapture's Delight	5	9
Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth	5	10
A Jones for a Smith	5	11
May the Best Stan Win	5	12
Return of the Bling	5	13
Cops & Roger	5	14
Merlot Down Dirty Shame	5	15
Bully for Steve	5	16
An Incident at Owl Creek	5	17
Great Space Roaster	5	18
100 A.D.	6	1
Son of Stan	6	2
Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls	6	3
Stan's Food Restaurant	6	4
White Rice	6	5
There Will Be Bad Blood	6	6
The People vs. Martin Sugar	6	7
For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls	6	8
Fart-Break Hotel	6	9
Stanny Boy and Frantastic	6	10
A Piñata Named Desire	6	11
You Debt Your Life	6	12
I Am the Walrus	6	13
School Lies	6	14
License to Till	6	15
Jenny Fromdabloc	6	16
Home Wrecker	6	17
Flirting with Disaster	6	18
Gorillas in the Mist	6	19
Hot Water	7	1
Hurricane!	7	2
A Ward Show	7	3
The Worst Stan	7	4
Virtual In-Stanity	7	5
The Scarlet Getter	7	6
Season's Beatings	7	7
The Unbrave One	7	8
Stanny Tendergrass	7	9
Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key	7	10
Old Stan in the Mountain	7	11
The Wrestler	7	12
Dr. Klaustus	7	13
Stan's Best Friend	7	14
Less Money, Mo' Problems	7	15
The Kidney Stays in the Picture	7	16
Ricky Spanish	7	17
Toy Whorey	7	18
Love, AD Style	8	1
Killer Vacation	8	2
Can I Be Frank with You?	8	3
American Stepdad	8	4
Why Can't We Be Friends?	8	5
Adventures in Hayleysitting	8	6
National Treasure 4: Baby Franny: She's Doing Well	8	7
Finger Lenting Good	8	8
The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari	8	9
Blood Crieth Unto Heaven	8	10
Max Jets	8	11
Naked to the Limit, One More Time	8	12
For Black Eyes Only	8	13
Spelling Bee My Baby	8	14
The Missing Kink	8	15
The Boring Identity	8	16
The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith	8	17
Lost in Space	8	18
Da Flippity Flop	8	19
Steve and Snot's Test-Tubular Adventure	9	1
Poltergasm	9	2
Buck, Wild	9	3
Crotchwalkers	9	4
Kung Pao Turkey	9	5
Independent Movie	9	6
Minstrel Krampus	9	8
Vision: Impossible	9	9
Familyland	9	10
Cock of the Sleepwalk	9	11
Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses	9	12
I Ain't No Holodeck Boy	9	13
Stan Goes on the Pill	9	14
Honey, I'm Homeland	9	15
She Swill Survive	9	16
Rubberneckers	9	17
Permanent Record Wrecker	9	18
News Glances with Genevieve Vavance	9	19
The Longest Distance Relationship	9	20
Roger Passes the Bar	10	1
A Boy Named Michael	10	2
Blagsnarst, a Love Story	10	3
Kiss Kiss Cam Cam	11	6
Father's Daze	12	1