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Clips from American Dad! - Honey, I'm Homeland (S09E09)

"# The sun in the sky has a smile on his face #"
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"And, you know, I think they make a lot of good points"
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"when you won't even open your mind to their beliefs?"
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"Oh, definitely."
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"If I leave now, I can probably hit that Sunglass Hut"
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"of the Burger King Kids' Club."
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"But we took off when they changed their fries."
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"But first, douse your bandana in this tear gas neutralizer."
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"we have a story about a dog."
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"And like most dogs..."
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"a dog."
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"Why is he pausing?"
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"Tha-that seems a little steep."
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"Friends and family get ten for a hundred,"
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"so it's 20 bucks."
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"What if... What if Dad doesn't come back?"
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"We heard you were kidnapped."
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"First, I'm not a kid."
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"let go."
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"I'm Ira Glass."
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"sensation."
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"Okay, I figured it out."
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"But I've got 3,500 candles up there."
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"How the hell am I supposed to unload them?"
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"I know I do all the work, but we're not just a family."
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"I would if it was real, but it's so weird."
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"down to the fireworks stand with my unforeseen windfall?"
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"Candles, $10."
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"I followed Dad today."
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"It looks like he's being robbed."
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"What?! It's true."
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"Haley!"
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"but you can't doctor real life."
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"Oh, I see why you're confused."
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"Aw."
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"It's all in the pinky."
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"I offered them to Yankee Candles,"
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"but they said they had enough candles."
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"You just got to look on the..."
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"I know Vilmos."
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"I should probably go."
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"What could go wrong?"
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"The question is..."
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"Sorry you picked a fish for your stupid plan."
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"Attendance at the national monuments is dwindling,"
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"Damn, Hayley, how much do you weigh?"
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"Really? Dad, this is exactly what I've been trying"
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"Plutocratic, patriarchal, military industrial complex!"
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"Clever!"
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"Do you currently have access to your nipples?"
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"Oh! The outside world."
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"Hayley, my hands are dripping with coconut oil."
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"Steve? Roger?"
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"Get out."
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"Hayley, you should be happy."
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"It made you really mad, didn't it?"
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"But, but I did reduce my carbon footprint for two days, so..."
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"Were you against soap? Getting jobs?"
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"All right, Stan, we're ready."
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"Seize him!"
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"Of course not."
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"It is you!"
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"Dad!"
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"into firing missiles at it."
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"but you waste money making Abe Lincoln into a Transformer?"
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"God, you're annoying."
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"This guy gets it."
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"That's because they're made with real skin from the Orient."
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"# Good morning, USA! #"
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"# And he's shining a salute to the American race #"
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"Whoa, what's with the getup?"
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"in the home alarm commercials."
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"Merely a cunning disguise, Steve."
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"I'm going undercover at the Occupy rally today."
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"Didn't that Occupy movement blow over?"
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"But it didn't blow out."
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"It's the anniversary rally celebrating the day"
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"they didn't get kicked out of that park."
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"CIA's gotten word that these anti-Americans"
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"are using this rally as a cover"
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"to plan a major terrorist attack."
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"Come on, Dad, they aren't anti-American,"
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"they're anti-capitalist."
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"God, you're annoying."
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"Everything you say is annoying."
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"You want some coffee, Stan?"
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"I just got a new grind from Delayna's Coffee."
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"Mom, that company is the worst."
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"The CEO lives in a castle"
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"and doesn't even pay his employees a living wage."
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"God, you're annoying."
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"Everything you say is annoying."
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"You know what? I give up."
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"How can you expect to infiltrate a group of people"
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"Hayley, I've seen Reality Bites, all right?"
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"Oh, and it shows from your kick-ass disguise."
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"Hey, you know the only thing you're missing"
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"are the mirrored shades."
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"Mirrored shades? Really?"
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"All the groovy protesters wear them."
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"at the mall before it goes out of business."
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"- Klaus! - Jawohl?"
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"Get ready to flip me my car keys with your tail,"
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"like you do every morning."
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"I've been ready for three hours."
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"Stan, you forgot your coffee."
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"Was that Stan coming back for his keys?"
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"Yes, but he let a coyote in the house when he did."
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"Open the back door so it has a way out."
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"You do realize this is about climate change."
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"God, it's worse than I thought."
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"Hey, man, you want to go with us?"
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"We're gonna go intimidate that Verizon store"
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"into letting us use their bathroom."
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"Right on."
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"Wait, don't I recognize you three from somewhere?"
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"You used to be multicultural members"
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"A girl, a black kid and a paraplegic."
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"All friends, somehow."
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"Yeah, that's us."
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