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Clips from American Dad! - The People vs. Martin Sugar (S06E06)

"♪ Good morning, USA! ♪"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"Has it been a year already?"
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"Did you get the self-addressed stamped envelope"
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"I'm ready to be back in the jury pool."
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"I hope the water's warm. I hope the water's warm."
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"Let me see what we got."
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"that starts tomorrow."
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"It's me. I had to stop that."
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"It's a waste of time."
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"I see you're admiring my special Austrian toilet."
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"I like to clean my crack with your undershirts,"
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"so I need a crapper that can suck them down."
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"big-nosed, sour-faced sister Jeanie."
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"Sure you are."
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"Look at that."
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"Took my nipple clamps, too."
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"He's got a prescription."
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"if he goes off his medication."
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"every now and again?"
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"It's okay, Hayley, I can handle it."
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"but maybe that should be you."
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"I smoke a bone, then I drain a two-liter of Sunkist"
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"Freaks people out."
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"It's 6:00 a.m."
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"my fantasy basketball team."
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"Can I make any trades?"
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"You, uh, want the Metro Section?"
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"Thanks."
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"Maybe you remember the scene where I did Jell-O shots"
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"Anyway, every American's got the right to a trial"
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"What if that had been a real baby?!"
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"How many of you can read?"
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"no."
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"the case of The People v. Martin Sugar."
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"millions of dollars' worth of counterfeit handbags."
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"Justice time!"
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"This man is a threat to society."
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"♪ Trying to hold back these feelings ♪"
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"♪ For so long... ♪"
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"Recently Bert survived a lengthy battle with throat cancer,"
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"But I won't fire him."
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"Eh, so I am definitely not on trial here?"
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"Yes."
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"(screams"
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"are probably all right, but I-I'd toss everything else."
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"as I walk to the stand."
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"You know what's not counterfeit in that photo?"
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"Okay. I don't know what that means."
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"But here you are accepting a cash payment"
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"don't they make a great couple?"
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"Can you tell me what this is, Inez?"
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"Oh-Oh. Yeah."
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"I'm gonna be late."
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"Can you TiVo Ass Rangers 4 for me?"
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"Yes, Your Honor."
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"Snoopy's ne'er-do-well desert-dwelling brother."
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"Hooch, of Turner & Hooch fame."
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"And the number one dog on my fictitious dog list is..."
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"Anyone guilty of a Napster-level crime?"
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"I don't think you're using your pinky."
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"There."
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"Justice prevailed, as per use."
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"I'll take it from here."
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"But, if you really want to help,"
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"you can take this rock and get it out of my way."
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"Text from Stan here."
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"Better not be him with some unconscious fool."
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"Oh, damn!"
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"Let me see."
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"Oh, I wish you hadn't shown me that."
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"and pink mist on my toes."
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"Hello?"
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"How may I help you? It's still me."
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"Thanks for letting me go back on my medication, Mrs. S."
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"Dios mío. Money in the bear."
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"Okay, okay, Stan."
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"Yes, this is, um..."
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"I have to make Biloxi Blues, then Godzilla,"
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"even though I'm well into my 50s and nearly bald."
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"Oh, come on, Can't you just let me go?"
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"He's the bad guy!"
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"Who are you?"
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"I'm Bob Danolou."
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"Stan!"
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"Oh my God. He is so guilty."
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"You can't know he's guilty yet."
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"Oh, they're plump and sweet like ripe cherries."
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"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"Superior Court of Langley Falls, Jury Service."
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"Morning, Olivia."
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"To the day."
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"Of making my day."
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"All right, I'll see you tomorrow."
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"What is it with you and jury duty?"
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"Jury duty is the best way"
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"for honest citizens to punish lawbreakers."
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"Like getting an HIV test."
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"Roll the dice, scaredy-cats!"
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"have social security numbers."
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"You must get called in for jury duty."
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"I do. Want to see what I do with the letters they send me?"
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"The jury letters are just the top layer."
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"Underneath are my parking tickets and alimony statements."
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"All those bitches can starve."
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"You just do whatever you want, don't you?"
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"I do what I want, when I want."
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"Exhibit A."
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"One day you'll have to face the consequences of your actions."
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"No, I won't."
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"People forgive you if you're likable,"
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"and I'm the most charming S.O.B. anyone's ever met."
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"Face it, I'm Ferris Bueller and you're my jealous,"
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"I am not Jeanie."
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"Now watch this."
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"Had those twisted on pretty tight."
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"It's going to be so much fun"
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"having you two living in the house."
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"And I want to formally welcome Jeff to our home."
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"Thanks, Mrs. S."
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