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Clips from American Dad! - Of Ice and Men (S02E02)

"- Grandpa Klaus! - I just came by..."
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"a man with a winter secret."
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"Let's pack a picnic and go shoot rats in the junkyard."
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"No! I have to be alone."
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"was a season of solitar despair for poor Francine."
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"Hey, good news, Sid. We got ourselves a regular crate expert."
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"- I am a Russian bride. - These are the best binoculars ever!"
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"- Are we part of the story, Grandpa? - Oh, no, no, no, no, no."
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"No, we are a framing device."
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"Anyway, Francine's curiosity finally got the best of her."
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"I must be losing it."
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"Maria! I just thought you quit without giving notice."
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"It's a terrible, terrible abomination!"
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"Yes, I,ve been down here quite a while."
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"Exactly."
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"He's a figure skater!"
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"Francine, a long time ago, I hurt someone."
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"We were competing in the Southeast Figure Skating Regionals."
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"Winning was more important to me than my own partner's safety."
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"Since that terrible day, I,ve been damned to skate with the only partner I deserve-"
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"Come on, Stan! Let me show you how much fun ice-skating can be!"
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"I,ll say! Now that Coach saw me with Svetlana..."
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"Steve, I noticed you weren't rooting through my garbage this morning."
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"Anyway, back to the skating story."
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"But now I know it's just fun! That Peanuts Christmas special finally makes sense."
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"- He was just a happy dog on skates! - I,m glad you feel that way..."
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"It's gonna be so much fun!"
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"I knew if my partner had been the conscious one, she would have done the same for me."
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"So I drove us 90miles to contest the results..."
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"Hey! You,re not supposed to fall asleep with a concussion."
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"There's no way you can enter that contest."
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"were playing with them or borrowing them to audition for the community theater?"
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"Bad Stan! Oh, oh, I meant to say, "Bad Stan!... and then slapyou."
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"as long as he could, but it was a losing battle."
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"was not entirely true."
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"Whoever holds his breath longest gets to marry her."
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"- Is that something I can even do? - Sure it is. Watch."
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"Ow!"
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"Maybe you should take the whole afternoon. Maybe you should take a whole lifetime."
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"Wait. Is it?"
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"You say you have, but you really haven't."
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"Look, if you skate with me, we can't lose. How about it, partner?"
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"- It's my only copy, and- - Stop talking. I totally get it."
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"that the wishy alien's passions for winning was even greater than his own."
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"- Yeah, of course. - Okay. Okay, good."
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"Then why are you skating like a wiener?"
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"Ah, my beauties, my tranquil beauties, calm me."
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"Well, you did buy me this bucket of balls."
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"Let's check out our competition."
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"Ha! She fell,cause she was trying to hold up her husband. Smooth move, doofus!"
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"Hey, losers! Die already! Earth belongs to the young!"
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"Maybe being there for each other is what counts."
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"- I can't skate with you, Roger. - What are you talking about?"
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"I want to skate with Francine."
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"There's no time!"
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"I,ll try C-9."
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"- We,re not playing strip Battleship. - Of course we,re not. No, no."
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"You know, she was trying to get me to play strip Battleship. I said no!"
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"Okay, do you, Snot, take Svetlana to be your wife?"
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"- I do. - Swell. Do you, Svetlana, take Snot to be your-"
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"- My casserole? - No, honey. We,re skating together in a contest."
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"- Wait. So he's skating with Roger? - No."
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"- When you went to the bathroom. - You didn't stop telling the story.."
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"Hmm."
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"- All I want is to be with you, Stan. - That's all I want too."
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"I don't care if I,m a loser every day for the rest of my life..."
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"Yes!I was two sharks and a monkey! Now shut up and go to bed!"
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"to tell you one of my funny bedtime stories."
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"Oh, tell me the one about how people used to believe in the Bible."
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"Another time. No, this is the tale of Stan Smith..."
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"Sounds great! And afterwards we can stop by the-"
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"Stan, are you okay?"
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"From the first snowflake to the first thaw..."
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"Oh, Stan. Can't this year be different?"
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"Francine cried and cried"
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"And so what was a season of joy for most couples..."
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"Mmm."
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"It's starting again. Your dad went out in the middle of the night, and he hasn't come home."
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"- Where do you think he goes? - No idea."
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"But ask me if I want a mimosa."
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"Sorry. That's for me to know and you to find out."
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"But I never want you to find out. So it's just for me to know."
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"Stan, I,m your wife. If something's wrong, I want to help you."
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"Oh. So by that logic, if something is right, you,ll want to hinder me!"
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"Great, Francine. Real quality "wifing...."
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"That must be the Russian binoculars we ordered!"
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"Package for Steve Smith. Sign here."
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"Oh, is it? I guess you know a lot about crates."
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"Little kid's gonna tell me all about crates. Professor Crate over here."
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"- He's right, you know. You have been kind of a jerk..."
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"since you read that book about crates."
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"Are you Steve, Toshi, Barry and Snot?"
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"Wait. Someone accidentally ordered a woman in the mail?"
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"- Grandpa, is this the same story? - No, it is a little side story."
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"I,m using it to break up the main story so you don't get bored."
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"She had to uncover Stan's secret."
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"Stan?"
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"Mmm."
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"Password accepted"
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"No further shall you venture without the password."
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"What in God's name is wrong with you?"
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"- I thought that was the password. - It's not a word!"
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"Oh, you,re Francine!"
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"He owes me something like $42,000."
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"He said he's putting it into an account for me. Is that, um-"
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"- Is that true? - Oh, we don't discuss finances. I just make the dinner."
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"Oh, no, no, no, no. It's fine. It's fine. I,m sure he's good for it."
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"It's just my girlfriend wanted me to say something..."
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",cause we,re trying to get a place together and-"
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"and, you know, move out of this tunnel."
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"Um, yeah. If you just keep going down the- the way you,re going."
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"Francine followed her husband- - He's a superhero?"
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"You know, every time you interrupt someone, your penis gets a little shorter."
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"Francine followed her husband at a safe distance."
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"But nothing could have prepared her for what she was about to see."
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"Ooh!"
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"How come you never told me?"
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"- How can you tell someone you love you,re a monster? - I don't understand."
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"I hurt her very, very badly."
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"My partner wasn't as strong as kater as I was..."
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