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Clips from The Simpsons (1989) - Mad About the Toy (S30E30)

"(playing lively jazz music)"
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"Zip me?"
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"(gasps)"
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"I thought we were blacklisted."
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"(snoring)"
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"Maybe we should just stay here."
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"We'll just have to speed things up."
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"(tires screech)"
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"Sir, this is just Monopoly money."
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"What's going on here? What are you doing?"
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"Uh-huh."
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"and I was in a celebratin' mood."
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"but I was lying in a puddle of my own dishonorable discharge."
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"You, sir, are banned from MSNBC,"
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"where there's a happy heart for every light on Broadway."
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"Enjoy your fabulous success."
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"-(gunfire) -Our manhood is under assault, Sergeant."
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"Find the milkman and tell him one less milk."
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"to integrate baseball."
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"Bear right onto the freeway."
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"¶ I saw miles and miles ¶"
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"¶ All the stars up in the sky ¶"
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"¶ I saw miles and miles ¶"
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"Prada? In the middle of nowhere?"
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"someone who only had love for me."
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"¶ There's a handsome man in Texas ¶"
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"You've aged well, like a fine onion."
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"I decided I'd never live anything but my truth again."
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"A paper at Cornell University"
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"-Is it peer reviewed? -Does it matter?"
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"Why didn't you say so?"
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"The Alamo's not the only thing I'm gonna remember."
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"is as straight as Gomer Pyle."
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"¶ This is the Army, Mr. Green ¶"
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"(yells)"
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"(beeps)"
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"-(straining): Almost. -Okay?"
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"(Grandpa moans)"
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"(applause)"
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"Here's a hundred."
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"One last kiss, my love."
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"-(screaming) -Huh?"
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"(babbling)"
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"(screaming)"
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"It must be the army men."
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"Stop shooting. Stop shooting!"
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"and big smile!"
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"GRAMPA: The world had moved on,"
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"We'll pay you a royalty for every one we sell."
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"Goo-goo-ga-ga!"
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"and they weren't afraid to choke a kid or two."
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"Oh, no, don't put me back in. Don't put me back in!"
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"No, you just got the last word."
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"Turn off the camera and cut his mic."
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"PILOT: Uh, we are making our descent into New York,"
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"-(gasps) -(groans)"
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"Oh, don't worry, he can't hear me."
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"("Blue Rondo à la Turk" by the Dave Brubeck Quartet playing)"
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"since not dying in the war."
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"You're my kind of man,"
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"(sighs)"
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"That poor man. I'll never know what happened to him."
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"Go absolutely straight for..."
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"¶ Of Texas ¶"
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"This isn't a store at all. It's an art installation."
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"-(zips) -Son? As I've gotten older,"
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"Why you little..."
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"(grunting)"
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"You might be strangling him"
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"¶ Then he got sweet on me ¶"
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"¶ I buried it for decades ¶"
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"¶ Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, d... ¶"
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"I'm seeing things."
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"After I lost my job,"
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"I hit the road and drove as far as I could."
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"You're such a wonderful guy."
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"It's never too late, Abe."
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"Ah, I'm afraid I'm too old to try anything new."
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"and they stomped on people."
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"And don't get me started on Young Sheldon."
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"Good for you, soldier."
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"¶ We like the barracks nice and clean ¶"
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"-LAWRENCE O'DONNELL: Last word! -Shh!"
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"¶ ¶"
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"(burps)"
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"¶ ¶"
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"-Harder! Harder! -Oof."
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"No, we'll do everything I promised."
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"HOMER: He shoots, he scores!"
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"In the 1940s."
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"Ah, now you're talking."
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"I don't need no headshrinker."
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"Well, tell me what you think about..."
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"You know how I hate to reminisce."
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"GRAMPA: The terrible World War had ended"
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"Then, an amazing thing happened."
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"How'd you like to make 50 bucks for half a day's work?"
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"You're talking to a hard-boiled fighting man."
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"The war was over and America turned to toys."
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"Finally, putty could be silly again."
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"who feels he hasn't gotten what he's owed."
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"I get social security, Medicare,"
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"Godspeed."
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"And don't worry about buckling up"
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"(laughs) Oh. Oh..."
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"and Aqua Velva."
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"We found out what happened and we fired Philip."
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"Plus, I always wanted to visit Texas. It's open carry."
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"Abe, promise me one thing."
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"Then find Branch Rickey and tell him"
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"¶ Of Texas ¶"
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"Over there are the Marfa lights."
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"Oh, how magical."
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"It's by the side of the road, so, by definition,"
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"(moaning)"
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"That's where Philip lives."
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"37 miles to my destiny."
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"I've started to think maybe a man can love different things"
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"-and still be a man. -Grampa's gay!"
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"-I saved it? -Let me explain."
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