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Clips from American Dad! - Killer Vacation (S08E08)

"♪ And he's shining a salute to the American race ♪"
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"♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪"
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"We can go whale watching!"
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"alone."
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"You show some respect for your elders."
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"(cell phone ringing)"
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"He promised me he'd help me flip the mattress."
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"He went to the ball game instead."
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"She's so angry and flat-chested."
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"Isn't this nice and relaxing?"
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"a photo of us, and under the subject,"
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"I'd be happy to."
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"Yes. The 5GS."
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"You're a gardener."
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"I've never done that before!"
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"My motto is, "Don't cry because it is over,"
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"smile because it happened.""
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"(kids laughing)"
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"(British accent): Oh, I'm well aware."
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"lies a beach whose patrons are au natural."
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"(normal voice): Well, usually I hide from danger like a big scaredy-puss."
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"You know what, sure, let's do it!"
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"Nothin'!"
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"You're a lovely couple."
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"What am I going to do without you?"
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"(both laugh)"
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"Abigail. Abigail Lemonparty."
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"Oh."
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"to make a disgusting candy."
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"So that was hotel sex."
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"You see where my swing is?"
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"It's about enjoying each other."
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"(cell phone ringing)"
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"(panting)"
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"98..."
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"That guy."
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"just outside the resort are super poor."
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"I have a plan."
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"Okay, sounds like a really bad idea, but that accent."
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"(neighing)"
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"(silenced gunshot)"
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"Oh, my."
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"Oh, no."
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"you missed the entire class!"
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"I'm sorry, we didn't mean to overhear,"
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"Role playing!"
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"Babe, that was... terrible."
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"are what my grandmother would call a... (speaks gibberish)"
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"She was from the old country."
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"Don't miss her."
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"Do you have any sunblock in your fanny pack?"
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"It's a colostomy bag."
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"Bit of a home body, my poop."
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"to the luau tonight?"
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"This is nice."
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"Just you and me, together."
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"Hate to leave you, but I'm the one with the pickup truck."
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"Doing the best I can, Liam."
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"But your accent, it's so convincing."
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"Oh."
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"You're a bad man, Larry!"
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"Go sit on a ham sandwich!"
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"With mustard!"
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"No, no, I signed us up for the couples' Magnum P.I. class."
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"So, who do we have to kill?"
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"Aw, but he's got such a sweet smile."
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"the sooner we can start enjoying ourselves."
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"Oh, I signed us up for hot air ballooning at sunset."
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"He's always surrounded by people."
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"Oh, I see."
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"I shot a 206-- and a half-full Subway sandwich card."
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"Zip!"
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"That's a strange thing to carry around."
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"Shall we?"
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"Thanks for the private lesson, Joe."
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"STAN (over earpiece): Francine."
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"(sighs)"
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"Oh, the hell with it."
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"You've killed thousands of innocent people"
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"Now die!"
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"Stan?"
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"Run!"
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"(both sigh)"
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"(man and woman scream)"
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"Bees?!"
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"Oh, it tickles."
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"(screams)"
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"Ow!"
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"You sound smart, like Hugh Grant the movie star,"
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"(both straining)"
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"What the...?"
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"That guy."
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"it really gets a man thinking."
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"And we don't have anything to change into."
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"(shuddering)"
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"Jeff, you have mayo on your back."
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"Thank you, Omar!"
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"(laughs)"
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"Why-why can't I leave things nice?"
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"♪ Good... ♪ ♪ Good morning, USA ♪"
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"Oh, Stan, I can't believe we're actually going on vacation."
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"And the resort has so many activities!"
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"Parasailing, snorkeling,"
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"Bellacore Printing Company East Medford New Jersey..."
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"Your father's been working nonstop lately,"
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"and he and I are spending our vacation reconnecting,"
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"I guess I'll just hang with Jeff then."
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"No can do."
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"I'll be spending my time rolling naked on top of your sister."
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"See, dude, our sex life is totally dead."
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"I'd rather hump a garbage disposal"
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"than crawl up on there one more time."
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"We're hoping vacation sex will get us back on track."
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"So I guess I'll have fun with Roger then."
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"Oh, God, you're gonna be this old bag all vacation?"
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"I lived through the Depression and four seasons"
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"of Caroline in the City!"
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"Deputy Director Bullock."
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"I'm going out of town..."
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"the surveillance cameras with my phone."
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