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Clips from American Dad! - Lost in Space (S08E08)

"And now that you know,"
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"(laughter)"
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"I'm not supposed to be on this spaceship."
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"head of the Emperor's Elite Guard."
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"Hey, don't look so glum."
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"All the slaves serve"
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"Yeah, I know, so what?"
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"What?"
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"Oh, no, no, no, man, Emperor's on a shopping spree."
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"This is my treat today, guys."
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"Love? Ha!"
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"It already comes out cold."
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"Oh, man, you know, you probably feel like I did"
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"But you know what, it gets worse, yeah."
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"And you got to get used to living outside,"
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"then you got homeless folks punching your face."
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"You know, you know,"
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"On the house."
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"Look, she's not even human."
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"She's a shape-shifter."
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"I'm talking when his glasses were flipped up."
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"Go on, man, get out of here."
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"He should exercise his right and take the test."
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"I told you step off!"
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"My contact!"
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"Yo, don't worry about it, man."
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"Look, if you can prove that when the aliens abducted you,"
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"well, then they have to take you back to Earth."
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"That's great, 'cause I am in love."
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"Well, a lot of us thought we were in love, too."
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"And when you fail the emperor's test,"
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"They make you smooth."
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"I know it is."
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"I think this is a cider?"
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"Please, man, don't go out there."
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"(cheering)"
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"you separated me from true love."
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"Are you willing to take the test to prove it?"
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"W-Wait, what?"
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"I didn't know what to think, man!"
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"Well, Jeff, our test involves a creature called the Majestic,"
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"The Summoner."
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"♪ In such disbelief"
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"♪ My heart liquefied"
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"♪ Of someone than living alone ♪"
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"All we saw were examples of you"
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"I can. I can."
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"Please, please, just let me go home."
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"And you know the deal."
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"for your smoothening, Mr. Fischer."
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"make the front of your underwear roomier."
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"I can be anyone you want."
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"and you still don't want to hit this?"
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"I mean, come on, I'm exactly like her."
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"I mean, I didn't learn to read for you,"
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"or stop eating my scabs for you,"
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"Yeah."
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"Yeah, I did."
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"I'm sad, you (bleep) bitch."
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"This is a bad idea, man."
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"My memories--"
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"if I showed the good ones."
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"Oh, what you must think of me!"
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"and it devastated him so completely"
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"But the pain still remained,"
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"Compulsively."
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"That's why this ship's a mall."
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"And when buying stuff didn't cure what ailed him,"
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"Majestic, we've got to let everyone know."
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"Great!"
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"Oh, thank you."
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"(gasps): The shape-shifter!"
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"Guards, find Jeff Fischer."
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"I'm right here, dude."
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"(gasping)"
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"There's the escape pod."
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"What do you think?"
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"Honey?"
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"(driving upbeat music plays) Go on, man, get in."
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"There's too many of them, man."
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"You sure? Because I think"
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"I could be a big help."
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"And be known as the guy"
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"Got it."
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"Hurry, Sinbad!"
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"I'm coming home, babe."
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"GPS VOICE: What is your destination?"
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"Take me to Earth so I can be with my beloved."
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"You're a real alien?"
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"I have to kill either you or Roger."
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"Wait, no one has to die."
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"I'll just go back to my home planet."
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"Jeff, come here, honey."
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"No!"
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"Are you up there, Jeff?"
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"Are you even still alive?"
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"MALE: Mr. Fischer?"
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"Where am I?"
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"God, talk much about yourself?"
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"I'm-I'm sorry."
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"Yeah, well you should be."
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"This is where we keep all of the prisoners"
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"we've abducted from across the galaxy."
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"Yeah, this isn't that kind of slave ship, Jeff."
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"Where you get to do things you want."
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"(sobbing)"
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"a very important purpose on this ship."
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"In the upper levels,"
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"where you'll work to serve our every desire."
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"(kissing noise)"
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"Exactly."
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"You see, every time Emperor Zing visits a new planet,"
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"then replicates it here."
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"Because that's where you'll be working."
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"Falafel?"
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"How weird is that?"
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"for cucumbers and tahini, okay?"
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"Are you listening to me?"
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"I'm sorry, it's just that..."
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"Wow, so this is where you've been for the last 15 years."
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