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Clips from Mike Tyson Mysteries - Tyson of Arabia (S03E03)

"(MAN GRUNTING)"
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"(SIGHS) Mmm."
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"Hmm?"
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"Your Highness, I'm afraid your prostate"
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"is not responding to the treatment we have tried."
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"This news is most grievous. What are our options?"
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"Surgery."
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"But you have said that carries risk of impotence."
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"I am Prince Abdur Farook."
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"I have a different woman in my bed every night."
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"My sex parties are legendary."
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"Impotency is a risk I cannot take."
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"But we put you on alpha blockers, um..."
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"We did transurethral microwave thermotherapy."
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"Even transurethral needle ablation."
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"Never speak of the needle ablation again."
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"Or I will have you buried in the desert"
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"with your testicles set alight"
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"and stuffed in the mouths of your children."
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"Yes, Your Highness."
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"I'm sorry, I have failed you."
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"I... I really thought the prostate would have shrunk."
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"It's a mystery."
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"A mystery?"
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"Yes, medically speaking."
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"Silence, or I will have your anus removed"
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"and stitched to the face of your mother's father."
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"-My... My grandfather? -I told you not to speak."
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"-Remove his anus, find his mother's father. -No!"
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"Please! My mother's father died 20 years ago."
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"Then dig him up from the ground."
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"(DOOR CLOSES)"
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"(SIGHS)"
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"If you are a mystery,"
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"then I know who will solve you."
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"(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)"
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"Your presence is requested in Dubai, United Arab Emirates"
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"by his highness, Prince Abdur Al Farook."
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"(GASPS) An Arabian Prince?"
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"How fabulous, and in Dubai?"
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"Oh..."
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"I can wear my Isis costume."
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"What the (BLEEP)."
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"Why would you have an ISIS costume?"
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"What... Why wouldn't I?"
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"I feel powerful and sexy in it."
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"What?"
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"Marquess, it is unacceptable to dress like ISIS."
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"Well, you know what?"
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"We're just gonna have to agree to disagree."
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"Hmm. I wonder what the mystery is."
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"I bet it has something to do with the Israeli-Palestinian conflict."
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"It's a mystery they don't get along. They're neighbors."
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"Hey there, Mike."
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"Shelly and I are having a neighborhood potluck on Saturday, be great if you--"
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"What the (BLEEP) are you doing looking over my wall, mother(BLEEP)?"
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"Stay on your side or I'll launch missiles on your ass,"
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"you dumb piece of shit."
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"(YELPS) This hotel room is bigger than our house!"
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"Ah, I see they went for understated elegance."
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"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a shit"
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"in one of our seven gold toilets."
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"(MUEZZIN CALL ECHOING)"
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"The Middle East."
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"The most peaceful place on Earth."
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"(KNOCKING)"
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"Greetings, Mr. Tyson."
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"I am Mahmoud Bin Rahim."
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"Personal secretary to his highness, the Prince."
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"I trust your flight over was comfortable?"
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"The first couple of hours was comfortable."
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"But the next, man, I mean like, 17 hours, man,"
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"we were uncomfortable as (BLEEP)."
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"Ah, um..."
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"Perhaps you are not familiar with the Dubai code of conduct."
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"I'm afraid profanity and all vulgar language is strictly forbidden."
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"Oh, oh, no shit?"
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"Other offenses include being drunk and disorderly,"
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"public displays of affection,"
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"drug use, homosexuality."
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"We have a strict dress codes."
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"Dancing and playing loud music are banned."
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"Gossip and rumor mongering are forbidden."
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"Oh, hey, you know, I hate to gossip"
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"but I heard, you know, rumors that Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith,"
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"you know, they have an open marriage."
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"-You know anything about that? -Dad, he just said that's forbidden."
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"But I can tell by the look on his face, he knows somethin'."
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"Are there any other rules we need to know about?"
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"Well, there are many strictures specific to women"
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"but obviously, that doesn't apply to either of you."
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"So, you know... (CHUCKLES)"
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"God, I love a bidet."
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"A little powerful for someone of my stature, but..."
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"You can't argue with the results."
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"I mean, look at that asshole. You can eat dinner off it."
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"Hey, there."
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"So, Mahmoud, can you tell us anything about the mystery?"
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"Everything you need to know is contained in this medical report."
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"The Prince would like you all to join him tonight at his home."
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"Where you can discuss this matter in private."
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"Okay, cool."
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"Hey, dude, there's a big mall here, right?"
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"-Oh, yes, the largest in the world. -They got a Versace here?"
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"I believe they do."
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"But perhaps your time is better spent studying the medical report?"
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"The Prince is most anxious to have this matter resolved."
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"Cool. Do you know if they're open now?"
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"I'm askin' for a friend."
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"Yes, I'm sure it's open."
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"(WHISPERS) I wasn't askin' for a friend. I was askin' for me."
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"MARQUESS: Bow down to Isis, bitches."
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"That's right. I brought my Isis costume."
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"I even got my scepter through customs. (HUMS)"
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"(CHUCKLES) But there was no way,"
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"I was coming to the cradle of civilization"
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"and not dressing like the goddess of fertility and love."
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"(EXCLAIMS)"
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"Oh, my God, you look like that murderer in Silence of the Lambs."
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"Mmm. Mmm..."
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