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Clips from South Park - ManBearPig (S10E10)

"I'm going down to South Park Gonna have myself a time"
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"Going down to South Park Gonna leave my woes behind"
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"Heading on up to South Park Gonna see if I can't unwind"
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"Come on down to South Park And meet some friends of mine"
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"Thank you, Mr. Mackey."
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"I am here to educate you about the single biggest threat to our planet."
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"and may be the end to the human race as we know it."
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"It is half man, half bear and half pig."
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"Some people say that ManBearPig isn't real."
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"Excelsior!"
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"Check out this sweet move."
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"- Kyle, you can't block like that. - Just play the game, fat ass."
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"Let's just see you get the ball this time, Jew boy."
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"We know."
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"I'm spreading ManBearPig awareness."
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"The next time, it could be the real ManBearPig."
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"Just your name and phone number"
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"and where you first heard about ManBearPig?"
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"He was just trying to warn us about ManBearPig."
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"You don't believe me, either."
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"- No, no, it's not that. - Yes, it is."
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"I just want somebody in the world to take me cereal just for once."
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"Hi, kids. Come on in."
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"and he said that ManBearPig probably isn't in Colorado."
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"Damn. For a minute there I thought we'd found him."
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"But we gotta get going to school now."
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"of one of the most elaborate cavern systems in Colorado."
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"Mr. Gore asked me to make sure you all knew he was here."
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"or a salmon-like odour coming from the caves lately?"
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"Similar to pig droppings but more ManBear-like."
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"I'll bet this is where he's hiding."
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"Come on. This is where ManBearPig is. I'm cereal."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Damn you, ManBearPig. They're just children!"
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"Forget it. They can't hear us."
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"Maybe there's another way out of here."
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"We're in big trouble here."
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"Nothing this way."
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"Cartman, you okay?"
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"- Why? - I just..."
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"- I'll just weigh you guys down. - Cartman's right."
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"- No, it's okay, you guys go on ahead. - No, we'll stay here, too."
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"Excuse me."
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"I am super, duper cereal."
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"without you taking a crap every 10 minutes."
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"All that treasure."
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"It's all mine."
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"You would all just love to get your hands on my treasure, wouldn't you?"
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"Well, I've got news for you, Kyle."
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"I've got a little plan going to get the treasure out of here"
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"without you ever knowing."
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"Cartman?"
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"You know, just hanging out."
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"How you been, man? Good?"
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"Yeah, it was nice talking with you, Kyle. See you around."
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"They're already dead. Didn't you listen to me?"
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"I'm super cereal!"
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"Nobody will listen to me, but I'm cereal!"
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"Dude, he's really sick."
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"Three days without food and time is certainly running out."
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"All right, people, we've got to work faster."
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"called Smugglers Den."
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"Smugglers Den?"
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"It's a room near the end of the tour"
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"where you can get your picture taken with fake treasure. Here, see?"
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"How, dude? We don't even know if that passage I found goes anywhere."
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"Maybe we should head out first."
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"- What the hell was that? - Cartman?"
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"You guys, we've got no time. You gotta get me out!"
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"Kenny. Here. Take my hand."
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"Hurry, Kyle. The water's rising."
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"Cartman."
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"Kyle! No!"
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"And of course Kid Four."
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"- Oh, my God! - Kid Four was filled with hope..."
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"Stay away from us, asshole!"
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"You just use ManBearPig as a way"
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"to get attention for yourself because you're a loser!"
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"Yeah, right, the man who single-handedly killed"
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"We need to get our friend to a hospital right away."
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"Dude. Did Cartman just crap treasure?"
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"It's mine. It's mine, you hear me?"
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"That's right and I..."
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"No!"
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"You made us pull you to safety because you ate treasure?"
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"Don't you think I'm hurting enough, Kyle?"
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"Friendly faces everywhere Humble folks without temptation"
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"Ample parking day or night People spouting, "Howdy, neighbour""
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"M'kay, students, we have a very special guest speaker today."
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"Who can tell me the name of our country's last vice president?"
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"- Dick Cheney? - No, the last one."
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"Bill Clinton."
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"No, Clinton's vice president."
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"He is here today to talk to you students about some very serious issues."
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"Please welcome Al Gore."
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"Students of South Park Elementary,"
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"You see, there is something out there which threatens our very existence"
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"I'm talking, of course, about ManBearPig."
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"ManBearPig?"
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"It is a creature which roams the Earth alone."
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"Well, I'm here to tell you now,"
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"ManBearPig is very real"
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"and he most certainly exists. I'm cereal."
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"ManBearPig doesn't care who you are or what you've done,"
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"ManBearPig simply wants to get you."
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"I'm super cereal."
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"But have no fear, because I am here to save you."
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"And someday when the world is rid of ManBearPig,"
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"everyone will say, "Thank you, Al Gore, you're super awesome.""
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"The end."
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"Okay, thank you, Mr. Gore."
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"Thank you, class."
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"Pass it to me, Cartman."
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"Hang on, I'm gonna do something super killer."
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"God damn it, stop it, Kyle."
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"All right, check it out."
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"This is a total Kobe Bryant I'm about to do."
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"Just take a shot or pass the ball, asshole. It's getting late."
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"Kyle, knock it off."
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"Cartman, stop hogging the goddamn ball."
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