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Clips from American Dad! - The Boring Identity (S08E08)

"♪ Good... ♪ Good morning, USA"
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"How do you know if it's ripe?"
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"and you were gonna fix him up."
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"How's that going, by the way?"
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"Oh, Stan?"
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"Wow."
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"smoking a big fat dookie."
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"taking care of business..."
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"Please, please don't."
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"♪ Takin' care of business"
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"♪ Taking care of business"
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"♪ And working overtime, work out! ♪"
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"They call it the Soda Squirter."
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"Roger, what are you doing back there?"
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"He's trying to figure out what kind of car he should buy."
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"you were saying you could help me?"
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"by his mom's boyfriend."
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"Hey, Douglas."
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"Osama bin Laden."
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"(laughs)"
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"He's managing a Doug & Buster's in Gainesville, Florida."
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"That son of a bitch!"
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"It's gross."
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"(laughing)"
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"SANDERS: Whoa, dude, that's fast."
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"Stan, it's not funny, man."
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"Call a medevac!"
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"Somebody call somebody!"
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"He was riding a motorcycle"
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"He can't remember anything."
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"I told him he owed me 50 bucks, and he just gave it to me."
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"...a caring and sensitive man."
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"and never shows about World War II."
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"Francine, you shouldn't mess with Stan's mind like this."
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"Try to relax, honey."
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"everything you need to know about Stan Smith..."
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"WOMAN: The new Stan is..."
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"(sniffles)"
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"that's why I'm telling you, so you can tell her.""
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"("Rock Superstar" playing)"
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"Come on, rookie. Stay close, but not too close."
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"because I accidentally bought prescription sunglasses,"
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"which I don't need, but I'm too embarrassed to return."
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"You bend the rules."
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"How soon you want to be squirting?"
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"Okay, let's do it."
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"so there. (chuckles)"
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"Um, okay..."
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"Stan, I'm so glad to see you, man."
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"you bought from Leticia's daddy?"
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"It's okay. We'll get you there, Stan."
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"I mean, you've always been there for me, man,"
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"this malarkey that he's a futon salesman, huh?"
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"including how to schmack you around the bedroom!"
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"He doesn't do that."
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"There's a special place in hell"
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"A Canadian quarter?"
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"(clicks radio off)"
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"your father was raped to that song."
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"(gasps) Oh, I hope no one was injured"
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"A gentleman in the streets,"
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"but a thirsty dog in the sheets."
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"That was really embarrassing for me, Francine."
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"Stan, honey..."
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"I'm sorry, Francine,"
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"I lied about who you are."
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"That comes later,"
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"to know as a husband are: 'Yes, dear.'" (chuckles)"
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"Hyah! Aah!"
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"(wedding-goers gasping) Oh! Please! Stop hurting my body!"
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"(high-pitched sobbing)"
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"We've been friends since childhood."
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"It's a wedding, man."
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"draw our life energy from human honesty."
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"And as you know, both of those things"
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"I ruined my marriage!"
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"Real Stan would never dance to this crap."
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"and he's the only man I ever wanted."
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"♪ From your alarm clock's warning ♪"
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"Yes, Stan, remember!"
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"♪ And workin' overtime"
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"♪ Our prices are from outer space ♪"
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"♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪"
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"Why, you ask it."
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"Which of ye be ripe and ready?"
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"♪ Over the hill and over the dell... ♪"
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"Oh, my God, I haven't seen you in ten years."
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"Are you still 30?"
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"Wow."
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"And I'm getting married."
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"Oh, my gosh."
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"Yeah, I finally found a great guy."
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"He's so caring and sensitive."
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"I mean, I never would have had the patience to do what you did."
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"Oh? What's that?"
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"You remember."
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"You found that guy who was an embarrassing jerk"
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"Meat slap!"
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"He was a little rough around the edges,"
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"Well, why don't you and Mr. Smooth"
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"come to my wedding next Saturday?"
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"Oh, uh,"
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"Stan usually coaches a team of..."
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"inner-city youth..."
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"cancer researchers."
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"Well, if anything changes"
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"and you guys can come, just let me know."
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"So, honey,"
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"my old friend Brenda invited us to her wedding,"
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"and I want us to go, but..."
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"Where's my refill?"
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"I don't even see the waiter."
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"Probably out back with a busboy,"
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"Finally! I've been sitting here like a dry-throated bitch,"
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"you dook fiend."
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"Stan, the poor guy's just trying to do his job."
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"Well, he should do it better."
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"I do my job right."
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"Oh, oh, no, Stan."
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"♪ There's a whistle up above"
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