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Clips from American Dad! - Four Little Words (S02E02)

"- Jeez, come on. - Man, this sucks."
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"...said midget, now in our employ..."
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"...bursts out of the air bag and strangles him."
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"Congratulations, Smith, that's the stupidest idea I've ever heard."
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"- Guess we're eating dinner here. - Again."
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"You know why? Bullock's wife is still being held hostage in Fallujah."
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"Klaus had a little accident. We're gonna need some paper towels."
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"- Dude, what the hell? - I needed a diversion."
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"And I'll do whatever it takes to keep her from saying them, as God is my witness."
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"Over here."
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"- What is that? - A Manhattan. I feel great. And look:"
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"I lost half a pound since Tuesday."
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"- Timmy, it's not nice to point. - But he doesn't have a nose."
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"I'm just a bit rusty at pitching woo."
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"I knew this was a bad idea. I told you..."
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"Just like porn stars do with their genitals."
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"Shall we get started?"
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"- Maybe this was a bad idea. - Oh, my God, it's perfect."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the Kevin Bacon."
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"Well, looks like my late nights at the office are finally over."
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"Well, you're drunk enough."
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"I just hope I don't premarital in the car on the way home."
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"It's about bloody time."
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"This is your fault, Smith. I told you I was rusty when it came to dating."
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"I don't understand. I thought you and Melinda hit it off."
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"And then I made the most terrible blunder."
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"- Oh, my God. Is she dead? - Quite."
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"Previously, on my blind date:"
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"I don't normally move this fast."
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"I never thought I could feel this way about someone other than my wife."
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"Of course, sir. But how do we decide which one of us will..."
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"- They think you're Kevin Bacon. - Yes, I understand things..."
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"...that happen around me."
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"But it seems like that blind date was a big success."
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"I think I'll stop by Melinda's today and get the details."
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"Look, Francine, your friendship is dead and buried."
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"I'm gonna pay a hobo to say we were playing squash..."
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"Hey, wine guy. Kevin Bacon wants another free bottle..."
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"...that had to be removed after I ate at this dump."
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"Is there an ethicist in the house?"
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"I heard Bullock's got another all nighter planned for us."
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"Man."
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"- How odd. - I don't think she ever made it home."
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"...and she hates doorknob clutter."
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"- Where are your keys? - On the hook."
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"Thai food. They should fine these people for littering."
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"With my idea."
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"That's how you try to throw Francine off the trail, by killing her?"
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"Now, you take care of your wife or I will."
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"You know what? Kevin Bacon is gonna take as much free stuff as he wants."
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"- I just wanna clear the air with her. - Well, she's still pretty mad at you."
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"- Is that her? - Where?"
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"- In the red hat. - That's a hat rack."
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"That's because you got drunk and blacked out, again."
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"What is she doing here? Why is she wearing lingerie?"
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"Melinda met us at the bar but she didn't have her ID and they were carding."
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"Nose? What are you...? Oh, oh, that. Yeah, yeah."
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"- That's where my heart is. - You were a real jerk, Roger."
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"If I can't turn myself in..."
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"You're not the monster you think you are."
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"I love you."
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"Man, I'm glad we finally finished them."
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"Stan Smith's famous dinner, cooked chicken."
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"Damn it, Roger. I warned you. You should have listened. I told you..."
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"A pre-emptive strike. Of course."
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"Okay, children, pay attention..."
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"There's the bell. I'll see all of you who don't die of cholera, tomorrow at 8."
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"Her final wish was that I would take care of her poor, orphaned child."
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"I've admitted I was wrong. I took the wind out of your sails."
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"You are sorry?"
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"Do you know what super-diarrhea is, Stan?"
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"We won't have to worry about that baby any more."
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"Come on, people. Give me one original way to assassinate somebody..."
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"...and we can all go home."
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"I got it. Okay, first we hire a midget."
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"- I'm listening. - When the target starts his car..."
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"That'll get him. Good thinking, Stan."
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"Bullock's made us work late every night this week."
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"Where shall we order? Hoagies and Wings?"
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"Great idea, Jackson."
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"Wow, they have hoagies and wings. Oh, they also have hamburgers."
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"I think this place is trying to do too much."
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"Damn it."
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"You want to set Bullock up with one of my friends?"
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"Come on, Francine, I'm sick of working late."
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"Hey, I know the perfect match. Your friend Melinda."
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"- I don't know. - Nonsense. It'll be great."
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"All right, I'll call her."
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"But if this doesn't work out, remember, I told you..."
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"Francine was dangerously close to saying the four words..."
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"...I never ever wanna hear from her again:"
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""I told you so.""
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"I told you so."
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"I told you so."
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"I told you so."
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"I cannot hear those words again."
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"This pedometer is the best Christmas gift ever."
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"Thanks, Roger. Don't mention it, Roger."
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"Steve, hydrate me."
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"You look thin and, therefore, have value."
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"He can't help it if he's deformed."
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"Oh, there she is. Melinda."
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"Oh, God, Francine. Please tell me this is my blind date's father."
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"Hey, hey, come on. We all just got off on the wrong foot."
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"Let me buy us a round of drinks. Waiter, 15 kamikazes."
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"Hey, Roger, we have something that might cheer you up."
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"Don't look at me. I'm hideous. I'm a noseless freak."
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"- Not any more. - Rick Baker's Celebrity Nose Kit?"
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"They're latex copies of actual celebrity noses."
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"Roger, you look awesome."
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"Tomorrow, we're going to the park. I can't wait to show my nose..."
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"...to that kid who spited my face."
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"Francine, why didn't you warn me about Avery's unbelievably sexy accent?"
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"Ben Roethlisberger."
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"Oh, Stan, nothing turns me on..."
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"...like watching a dear friend get worked over by an old man."
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"Francine and I are gonna go have the maritals."
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"- Hello? - Smith, we have a problem."
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"We did. Lovely woman. Things were going swimmingly."
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"Boy, you are rusty."
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